Monday, 29 January 2007

Sunday, 28 January 2007

Next R*n - No. 878

R*n 878, Sunday 28th January 2007, 5:30pm start
Hare: Phay Ray
On on: Darling Road, East Ridgley - head to Ridgley, turn left just before Ridgley shop onto Circular Road and follow for 2.9km, turn left onto Darling Road and continue until you get to the gate
Hash cash: $8
Bring: Hat, mug and joke

Friday, 26 January 2007

HHH Burnie Hash Trash Jan 26

C’mon Hashers, c’mon. Celebrate this Oz Day weekend with a fair dinkum bush barbie with our darling hare, Phay Wray. Yes, it’s kebabs and cous cous all round this Sunday January 28, with trails starting at 5:30pm from Darling Road, Ridgley - head to Ridgley, turn left just before Ridgley shop onto Circular Road and follow for 2.9km, turn left onto Darling Road and continue until you get to the gate.

Bring a hat (with corks, of course), mug and joke (English cricketers, excuded).

It will cost you $8 for tucker and bucket, plus $2 for a chance to win some bonza prizes.

UP AND CUMMING…

Saturday 17th February 2007 - Park Beach H3’s Pig Pen Run - Copping Oval
2nd to 4th March 2007 - Nash Hash, Canberra

RECEDING HARELINE

R*n 878 - Sunday January 28 - Phay Ray – Darling Road, Ridgley
R*n 879 - Sunday February 4 - Speed Hump - Breakfast R*n - Burnie
R*n 880 - Sunday February 11 - Ratchet - TBA
R*n 881 - Sunday February 18 - Dini – West Mooreville Road, Burnie (Try-Hash-alon)
R*n 882 - Sunday February 25 - Chunder - TBA
R*n 883 - Sunday March 4 - Nicer Pair-a-Tiffs - TBA
R*n 884 - Sunday March 11 - FC - TBA
R*n 885 - Sunday March 18 - Knickers - TBA
R*n 886 - Sunday March 25 - Grizzly - TBA
R*n 887 - Sunday April 1 - GonZo - Boat Harbour Beach
No r*n Easter Sunday
R*n 888 - Saturday April 14 - Ringo and Urang - AGPU! - Burnie

On on
Grizzly

Thursday, 25 January 2007

Mid-Week Hashit Nominations

Speed Hump would like to nominate Speed Hump for getting in the wrong car to go home last Tuesday night. Dini’s steering wheel looks very similar to mine (it’s round, and near the driver’s seat) but the key doesn’t fit … Beats me why witnesses Subby, Nicer or A Bit of This didn’t dob and nominate.

On on
Speed Hump

Wednesday, 24 January 2007

Happy birthday Subby!

Sloppy seconds it may be, but happy forty-something birthday to Professor Sub Woofer!

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RINGO!

Happy birthday to a wick├ęd hasher!

“59 today! 59 today! I’ve got the key to the door
(and the garage, and the car, and the office etc etc)

Never been 59 before …”

Love
Speed Hump

Monday, 22 January 2007

Dickhead of the week - R*n 877

CHUNDER
Quite literal this week - Chunder is the only one who knows how to re-attach the phallic hood ornament after it's extended stay with Nicer Pair-a-Tiffs

Sunday, 21 January 2007

Burnie AGPU date set

Our esteemed Joint Masters have finally decided upon a date for the AGPU. After hours on consultation, prognostication and deliberation, they were told by their prospective spouses that the AGPU will be on Saturday 14th April.

Check back for the theme and other relevant details.

Friday, 19 January 2007

From the desk of Herr Flick....

A Combined Hash Run will be held on the occasion of the
106th Bream Creek Show.

** ENJOY A HASH RUN FROM THE SHOWGROUNDS **

*************

DATE: Saturday, 17th March 2007.

START TIME: Run starts at 11.00 am.

VENUE: Bream Creek Showgrounds, Copping.

COST: $5.00 (includes sausages and some drinks).

HARES: Argue (Dumber); Big Legs (Dumb) & Grasshopper (Dumbless)

Vale Monty Munden

Vale Monty Munden

A pussy for all seasons - departed the last of his nine lives January 13th 2007.

My great friend Monty was a fine example of his Oriental breed; tall, elegant, faintly striped charcoal with almost constant conversation and a magnificent voice.  Many of his personality traits were those to which his owner aspires; a seeker of warmth and comfort, a passion for singing loudly out of tune late at night, an appreciation of native birdlife, and the preservation of an aristocratic demeanour balanced with a healthy dose of rough.

During his 12 odd years, Monty conducted a great deal of first-hand research:

·       the causes of allergic reactions to felines in humans
·       flea collars and how to lose them
·       the habitat of the mixomatosis flea
·       internal parasites, where to find them and how to share them around
·       fine furniture and its efficacy as a scratching post
·       carpet staining techniques using blood, fur, feathers and the green wobbly bit
·       the rising cost of snakebite treatments
·       administration of medication for beginners (funnel and first aid kit included)

He was a member of The Dismemberment Society, the Canine Offence League, the Fel-Harmonic Choir, and held a Gold Frequent Shopper card at Uncle Roger’s Veterinary Practice.

Monty welcomed all comers to our home by occupying their lap, pumbling delightedly with claws fully extended and purring like a Lamborghini.  Not everyone appreciated this, but they all remembered him and they, like me, will miss that welcome next time they come through our doorway.

On On to cloud nine pussy hash.

Dini


HHH Burnie Hash Trash Jan 19

Flushed with success from previous trails from the Burnie Sewerage Treatment Plant and the Penguin settlement ponds, Lone Arranger will be setting S-bends and long drops this Sunday from the East Wynyard public toilets at the end of Lockett Street. Head in to Wynyard off the Bass Highway roundabout, turn left and then look for the kiddies playground and car park on the right.

Trail starts at 5:30pm; bring a hat, mug, joke and a penny to spend (adjusted for inflation to equal $8 for hash bucket and barbecue, plus extra for some sh*t prizes in the rigged raffle).

A reminder that the Burnie Hash blog site (www.burniehhh.blogspot.com) is now operational, providing an avenue for hashers to post items of interest, such as results of embarrassing medical tests, latest restraining orders or your favourite fizzing pasta recipe. Just send an e-mail with your news item to burniehhh.trash@blogger.com.

The Burnie Hash website (www.burniehhh.org) will still be used for more ‘static’ items such as photos, history, contacts and Slack Mac.

You can also see what our friends at the DickHead hash are up to at www.dhhh.blogspot.com.

HIGH NOON FOR FULL MOON IV

Photos of the weekend can now be viewed via the Hash Flash page at www.burniehhh.org.

UP AND CUMMING…

Thursday 25th January 2007 - Chardonnay H3 AGPU
Saturday 17th February 2007 - Park Beach H3’s Pig Pen Run - Copping Oval
2nd to 4th March 2007 - Nash Hash, Canberra

RECEDING HARELINE

R*n 877 - Sunday January 21 - Lone Arranger - East Wynyard
R*n 878 - Sunday January 28 - Phay Ray - TBA
R*n 879 - Sunday February 4 - Speed Hump - Breakfast R*n - Burnie
R*n 880 - Sunday February 11 - Ratchet - TBA
R*n 881 - Sunday February 18 - Dini – West Mooreville Road, Burnie (Try-Hash-alon)
R*n 882 - Sunday February 25 - Chunder - TBA
R*n 883 - Sunday March 4 - Nicer Pair-a-Tiffs - TBA
R*n 884 - Sunday March 11 - FC - TBA
R*n 885 - Sunday March 18 - Knickers - TBA
R*n 886 - Sunday March 25 - Grizzly - TBA
R*n 887 - Sunday April 1 - GonZo - Boat Harbour Beach
No r*n Easter Sunday
R*n 888 - Sunday April ?? - Ringo and Urang - AGPU! - Burnie

On on
Grizzly

Thursday, 18 January 2007

Run 887

Run 887 [1 April 2007] at Boat Harbour on the beach
ONON GonZo
Paula Hanks
PO Box 364
Burnie, TAS 7320

AGPU

The date for the AGPU has been changed, but to which one?

The original advertised date of 8th April 2007 was pointed out by A Bit of This to be Easter Sunday.

It is now left to the JMs to decide jointly whether it will now be Saturday 14th or Saturday 21st April 2007.

If you want to pretend to be the shadowy figure controlling Burnie Hash you should exert your influence with whichever JM is under your control now.

Cloud Nine Hash

Burnie Hash wishes to express its sadness at the passing of Wynyard hasher Jeremy 'Steamy' White.

Steamy didn't ever hash with Burnie, but was part of the Burnie City Council team assisting with the NW Tasmania Nash Hash 2007 bid.

Steamy joins other hashers in the Cloud Nine Hash, where good trails and cold brew are plenty.

Poste, the firste

It's not often we follow Devonport Hash, and the last time we did we spent three hours lost in the Dial Range. In the dark. With one very small torch and a mobile phone.

However, this time we follow Devonport Hash into the world of blogging, which hasn't got anything to do with eating too much cheese.

While our award-winning website (http://www.burniehhh.org) will still be there to hold a small pen torch up to a world much in the dark about all things Hash, this blog site provides greater scope for up-to-date hash news and also allows others to contribute to the rich tapestry of Hash jotings.

Hats off* to Devonport H3's Gone Again for leading the way - just don't get us lost.

Enjoy. Participate.

On on
Grizzly


* as is appropriate for Burnie Hash