Direct from the club that has bought us le Coque Cup, le Spa Bath and le Sbians comes le Tour de Pisse - two hours of walking, running or riding interspersed with drinking, drinking or drinking.
Tour participants are to register at le Oz Rock Inn before 2pm and undergo a drug test; anyone failing to have enough drugs in their system will have them administered by a qualified bartender. At 2pm the starter's gun will go off (something to do with le Stick Movie) and the pack will compete for the prestigious yellow leader's jersey, up until such time as Grizzly gets hold of it and stretches it so that it will not fit anyone else.
This will be followed by a presentation dinner and enough phoney French accents to fill an entire series of 'Allo 'Allo.
Cost is $50, which covers whatever Tracka reckons is a fair thing.
Bring: bike shorts, spare pair of socks for bike shorts, drugs and thirst.
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Sep 14 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Irish Murphy's, Salamanca
Sep 15 - Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse
Oct 2 - 40th Anniversary of Hashing in Tasmania @ Ridgeway
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
† Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 910 - Sep 15 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 911 - Sep 23 - DT @ TBA
R*n 912 - Sep 30 - Dini and Giggles @ Calder
† R*n 913 - Oct 7 - Dint @ Mt Murchison (HOFT #6)
R*n 914 - Oct 14 - Speed Hump @ Ridgley
R*n 915 - Oct 20 - Burnie Ten weekend pt I
R*n 916 - Oct 21 - Burnie Ten weekend pt II
† R*n 917 - Oct 28 - Knickers @ Gawler