Sunday 28 October 2007

Next R*n - No. 917

Sunday 28th October 2007, 5:30pm start
Hares: A Bit of This and the long dog
On on: 6 Adina Court, Penguin (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle

Last official Burnie r*n for Grizzly
Hot tub run!

Friday 26 October 2007

HHH Hash Trash 26th October 2007

The hot tub is on turbo-charge in preparation for this week's r*n, set by A Bit of This and long dog from 6 Adina Court, Penguin.

The r*n marks the official farewell** for Burnie's new cultural attachés, before they set off to bring the unruly hash hoards of Hobart to heel, showing them the way a real hash club is run. (** usually in the form of singing 'Far Cough Yak Hunts', loudly)

"On on" is at 5:30pm; bring a hat, mug, towel, bathers (optional), joke (not optional), $10 for food and bucket (compulsory) and extra cash for Knickers' Emporium of Things Useless raffle (as mandatory and as pleasant as a barium enema).

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UP AND CUMMING. (†
updated)
Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
† Jan 19 - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
† Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 917 - Oct 28 - A Bit of This @ Penguin
R*n 918 - Nov 4 - Knickers @ Gawler
† R*n 919 - Nov 11 - Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 920 - Nov 18 - Where's Wally* @ Camdale
† R*n 921 - Nov 25 - Slack Mac @ TBA
† R*n 922 - Dec 2 - Ringo @ TBA
† R*n 923 - Dec 9 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 924 - Dec 16 - Ratchet @ TBA
† R*n 925 - Dec 23 - Phay Ray @ TBA (Christmas r*n)

* 10th anniversary of Where's Wally's no-show r*n


On on
Grizzly

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Saturday 20 October 2007

Next R*n - No. 915 (Burnie 10 weekend)

Saturday 20th October 2007, 3:00pm start
Hares: Urang and Phay Ray
On on: meet at 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie for bus to run start (click here for map)
Hash cash: $15

Followed by Galah Premiere on Saturday night ($25 for three courses, BYO grog) and R*n 916 (Burnie 10) on Sunday

See http://burniehhh.blogspot.com/2007/08/2007-burnie-ten-weekend-20th-21st.html for details

Friday 19 October 2007

HHH Hash Trash 19th October

The house lights have dimmed and the speakers are crackling out the latest Chas E Blanks blockbuster advertisement.  Everything is in readiness for the big 2007 Burnie 10 weekend.

A cast of around 50 megastars from around the state are about to assemble under director Phay Ray and best boy Urang for an on location shoot in the Ridgley area.  The cast bus leaves at 3:00pm from the Pair-of-mounts studios at 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie (see map - http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=-41.075631,145.848355&spn=0.008072,0.014462&z=16&om=1&msid=105910016825567358134.00043cbdd22de2ba9b11f)

After the location shoot the cast will assemble at the studios from 7pm for the red carpet premiere and an evening of galah entertainment.

The following day will see the final crowds scenes shot as our intrepid actors recreate the running of the bullshit in the Burnie 10, followed by an after party back at the studios.

Scant details are on the blog (http://burniehhh.blogspot.com/2007/08/2007-burnie-ten-weekend-20th-21st.html).
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UP AND CUMMING. (†
updated)
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 915 - Oct 20 - Burnie Ten weekend pt I
R*n 916 - Oct 21 - Burnie Ten weekend pt II
R*n 917 - Oct 28 - A Bit of This @ Penguin
R*n 918 - Nov 4 - Knickers @ Gawler

On on
Grizzly

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Sunday 14 October 2007

Next R*n - No. 914

Fred the Transexual Hash Hound Memorial Run
Sunday 14th October 2007, 5:00pm start
Hare: Speed Hump
On on: Oonah Road, Highclere (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle

Friday 12 October 2007

HHH Hash Trash 12th October

Roaming the rolling hills of Highclere is the spirit of a confused canine - Fred the transsexual hash hound.
Her former* master, Speed Hump, is setting forth from the first bridge on Oonah Road, Highclere, with offerings of flour and the promise of a burnt offering lovingly dropped on the floor to be eagerly snuffled up. Burnie hashers are invited to assist Fred's spirit on it's heavenly hunt of hare by meeting at 5:00pm EDST to chant 'on on' and generally shuffle around the vicinity. Après hash will be held at the House of Hump.

Bring a $10 for food and bucket, hat, mug, friend, friendly piece of wood, wooden joke and extra money for the joke of a raffle.

* a spirit has no master; a spirit is lucky to even be around wherever there is a hasher
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The usher is tearing tickets and the chewing gum is being cleared off the seats as we prepare for the Burnie Ten weekend on 20th October.  The casting couch has been given a good work-over, but there are a few parts left for talented or desperate actors keen to be part of the red carpet premiere.

Details are on the blog (http://burniehhh.blogspot.com/2007/08/2007-burnie-ten-weekend-20th-21st.html).  Register soon and go in the draw for one of Knickers' amazing raffle prizes - an offer too good to refuse*!

* the offer 'too good to refuse' refers to the chance that you might not win a prize, which is better than actually winning one
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UP AND CUMMING. (†
updated)
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 914 - Oct 14 - Speed Hump @ Highclere
R*n 915 - Oct 20 - Burnie Ten weekend pt I
R*n 916 - Oct 21 - Burnie Ten weekend pt II
R*n 917 - Oct 28 - A Bit of This @ Penguin
R*n 918 - Nov 4 - Knickers @ Gawler

On on
Grizzly

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Monday 8 October 2007

Burnie Ten weekend - Cast

Cast (in order of appearance)

Dodi ... as Lois Fairchild
Captain Condom ... The President
Chris Miss ... Miss Potato Famine of 1922
Dini ... Biker's screaming girlfriend (uncredited)
Ringo ... Deaf & blind cop
Grizzly ... Superman
Lone Arranger ... Gretta Attenbaum
La La ... Special appearance
Herr Flick ... Mason Dixon
Wee Bev ... President's secretary
Phay Ray ... Guard at gate
Urang ... Hotel clerk
Trust Me ... Dr. Nokitofa
Speed Hump ... Bruce
A Bit of This ... Maj. Mills
Truly ... Spot the Dog
Just Once ... TV reporter
Swallow ... FIA director
Portholes ... Boy in crowd (uncredited)
Bastard ... Sen. McKinley
Pioneer ... Detective #1
Slack Mac ... Wilbur Finletter
Tals ... Singing soldier
Sticky Buns ... Scientist
Hands On ... Sen. McKinley
Cereal Box ... Receptionist
One Hump ... Extra (uncredited)
Camelot ... Lady at supermarket
Don't Know Him ... Boy on boat
CB ... Boy In Chair Reading Book (uncredited)
Pole Dancer ... Salesman
Gap Filler ... Mrs. Williams
Bog ... Detective #2
Flasher ... Janitor / Charles White
3D ... Old woman
Hamburglar ... The Admiral
Chunder ... UPS man (uncredited)
Jack Shit ... General #1
Abba ... General #2
Back Alley ... Sam Smith
Vegie ... Man in library
DD ... Husband
Sly Pig ... Wife
XXX ... Jim Richardson

... more to come

2007 Burnie Ten Weekend - 20th-21st October

Going to the Flicks

Burnie H3 is rolling out the red carpet for hashers from around the state attending the premiere screening of this season’s action-comedy-p*rno blockbuster – the Burnie 10 Weekend!

On Saturday 20th October, celebrity guests will assemble from 1:00pm at the 20th Century Fux studios – located at 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie – for a promotional tour of rural Burnie at 3:00pm, followed by a press junket in the media tent.

That evening the stars will adjourn to the luxurious Caesar’s Palace (hey, we had to work the columns in somewhere), where they will dine on a gourmet three-course meal (popcorn, Jaffas and Choc Tops) and luxuriate in the Fay Wray Memorial Day Spa.

Celebrities are invited to come along dressed in character, even if it’s fourth extra from the left in the last crowd scene of Rocky XXIV.

On Sunday 21st October we will be holding auditions for the lead in the new film “Mad Dogs and Hashermen”, with a 11:15am curtain call from Wilson Street, Burnie. Afterwards, head up to the venue for a warm down in the pool.

For those travelling to Burnie for this weekend and wishing to do things on the cheap, there is a paddock available for those who don't mind a spot of camping.

Cost:

Saturday Run - run, food, hash bucket and badge ... $15
T-shirt – long-sleeve, printed front and back ... $15
Carbo Feast - three course meal and some drinks ... $25
Post-Burnie 10* - food, hash bucket, swim ... $12
* you will need to register separately for the Burnie 10 – see http://www.burnieten.com.au/ for info
OR
THE LOT ... $60

Cheques made payable to: Burnie Hash House Harriers C/- 4 Greenacre Street, Burnie 7320

RSVP by Friday 1st October 2007

Sunday 7 October 2007

Next R*n - No. 913 - HOFT #6

Sunday 7th October 2007, 8:30am EDST start
Hare: Dint
On on: meet at McDonalds Burnie car park (click here for map)
Hash cash: no charge - BuyYourOwn drinks and meal
Bring: walking gear, lunch


HOFT #6 is a walk to Mt. Murchison
Walk length: 4 Kilometres
Time: 4 hours return


One of the most attractive photographic opportunities on the West Coast both on the way and upon reaching summit, not an easy walk/climb for the faint hearted, but none the less very much worth the effort. The track is accessible from the Anthony Road that runs from Tullah to Queenstown and is signposted (but not all that clearly) and is an exceptional climb through a variety of ancient alpine forests that display an exciting array of floral types. The transition of vegetative types from start to summit is remarkable and changes almost with every step and from season to season with the alpine autumn being an event to behold with the changing colours of the deciduous beech. Not an easy walk but to be recommended to the serious walker.

Friday 5 October 2007

HHH Hash Trash 5 October

Motor-head Dint knows that the first weekend in October is all about 'The Mountain'.  This year however, Dint has swapped Mount Panorama for a panoramic mountain - Mt. Murchison - as he leads a bunch of hashing old farts through the cutting, down the dipper and flat-strap down the back straight.  Burnie Hashers, always happy to be mountain men and mountain women, will be joining HOFT #6 as an official BH3 jaunt.

HOFTs are asked to grid up at McDonalds Burnie car park by 8:30am EDST for the starters flag to fall at 9:00am.
The trek will be followed by a drink and meal at Rosebery, in time to watch the finish of the grate race.
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The house lights are starting to dim and the rustle of Malteser bags is rising to a crescendo as we prepare for the Burnie Ten weekend on 20th October.  The casting couch has been given a good work-over, but there are a few parts left for talented or desperate actors keen to be part of the red carpet premiere.

Details are on the blog (http://burniehhh.blogspot.com/2007/08/2007-burnie-ten-weekend-20th-21st.html).  Register soon and go in the draw for one of Knickers' amazing raffle prizes - an offer too good to refuse*!

* the offer 'too good to refuse' refers to the chance that you might not win a prize, which is better than actually winning one
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UP AND CUMMING. (†
updated)
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 913 - Oct 7 - Dint @ Mt Murchison (HOFT #6)
† R*n 914 - Oct 14 - Speed Hump @ Highclere
R*n 915 - Oct 20 - Burnie Ten weekend pt I
R*n 916 - Oct 21 - Burnie Ten weekend pt II
R*n 917 - Oct 28 - A Bit of This @ Penguin
R*n 918 - Nov 4 - Knickers @ Gawler

On on
Grizzly

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