Thursday 5 June 2008

HHH Hash Trash 06 June 2008

Och aye, 'tis a braw bricht moonlicht nicht tonicht.
It's time again to put the tart back into tartan and the spoof into the sporran, as Burnie Hash heads to the highlands for the annual Chardonnay Highland Fling.

If you haven't booked your room already, I'm afraid that you're out of luck as the Lake St Clair Resort is packed to the rafters. Those who have booked are assured of a weekend not soon forgotten, which isn't always a good thing.

For those stuck in Burnie this weekend (or planning a wedding on the Gold Coast), eat some sheep intestines then drain a bottle of single malt while sitting in the fridge and you won't even know that you weren't really there.

For a slab of beer I could even Photoshop your image into some Fling photos (removal of double chins extra). Or I could, if I still had a computer.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
† August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
† October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
† October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge
† R*n 948 - Jun 15 - Ringo @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 949 - Jun 22 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 951 - Jun 29 - Black Trakka's HOFT to Quamby Bluff, Deloraine
† R*n 952 - Jul 6 - Chunder
† R*n 953 - Jul 13 - Ralph
† R*n 954 - Jul 20 - Trailmaster
† R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Colloquial Vomit
† R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
† R*n 957 - Aug 10 - Mrs Page's little boy
† R*n 958 - Aug 17 - GonZo's favourite bed warmer
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
† R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah

On on
Grizzly

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some of us have to man the pumps of the newest hot tub in the land this w/e and will therefore not be able to cavort with the Picts at Lake St Clair.Anyway they don't like dogs there so we don't like them!! On-on.

Grizzly said...

We shall raise a pint of Guinness in your honour, oh Grand Master.

Anonymous said...

Cheers Great Grizzly!!! See you soon