Before the Hash there was nothing…
It’s the year 1000 B.H. (1978), and things are primitive.
Burnie is an uncivilised place - no Hash on a Sunday, no Burnie Ten weekends, Grizzly is just a smooth-cheeked boy scout leader in a silly hat. The city holds its breath, waiting for something a little different…
Enter Boss Harrier, bringing an ancient ritualist sect from the old cuntry….the Hash House Harriers, renowned for their r*nning, drinking, drinking and drinking.
1000 R*ns ago our Hash was born, and in celebration we invite you to join us for a special r*n to a sacred site, and later a night of Neanderthal proportions.
R*n: Saturday June 20th, 1.30pm
From: 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie
Evening: Wear just your best skins and bones
On On, Feasting, Badge & Hat provided, BYO drinks.
Prehistoric value at only $25
Cavemen with big bones welcome
Cavewomen with appetite for big meat very welcome