Friday, 26 June 2009

HHH Hash Trash 26 June 2009

After a week spent coughing up fur balls, Burnie Hash lurches into its second thousand runs this Sunday.

Lady of the Lake, Knickers, is looking for the true heir of the mystic pork sword, Exvibrator.  The knights of BH3 are to assemble at Lake Isandula for a 3:30pm country hunt.  'D' batteries extra.  Afterwards, retire to castle Isandula, where King Ratchet will sacrifice assorted meat-like products and Lady Knickers will fizz some week old pasta.  What fun.

Bring hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for food and bucket.  Bring extra cash to be ripped off by Hash Hawker ChunZo.
A new hash club will come to light under July's flickering full moon (chhh-tata-chhh, chhh-tata-chhh).  Lunar Hash, based on the NW coast of Tasmania, will meet each full moon to enjoy various pagan rituals, or at least those that involve drinking.

In order to say that you were on Lunar Hash Run 1, be at Otto's Grotto in Ulverstone at 7:00pm on Tuesday 7th July.
If you want a bed for the sixth Wild West Weekend at Waratah, you'll need to get your $25 deposit to Dini or Phay Ray by July 10th NOTE: we will not be able to hold beds unless there is a deposit as money was lost last year due to 'no shows'.  Don't be your usual slack self (sorry Slack) get your deposit in now!
Early details of BallPoint's Born in Borneo Brouhaha Rainforest Interhash 2010 pre- and post-lube tour are up on the Hash Trashmania blog (  If you are going to the next Interhash and want to experience something authentic of the region, get in contact with BP to register your interest.
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)

Jul 7 Lunar Hash Run No. 1
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 H5 Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
R*n 1004 - June 28 - Knickers @ Lake Isandula, Gawler
R*n 1005 - July 5 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1006 - July 12 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on

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