Friday, 23 October 2009

HHH Hash Trash 23 October 2009

Some trails are just rubbish; they're not meant to be but that's how they end up.

This week's trail, however, WILL be rubbish even before we start. Did hare Speed Hump refuse to listen to a tip from the Trail Master (what a waste)? Does Speedy have a thing for rebarbartive rejectamenta?

Regardless of all this garbage, this Sunday's trash hash starts at 5:30pm from the Burnie Waste Management Centre on Mooreville Road, Burnie.

Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, nose plugs and $10 for bucket and tucker; bring extra change for a chance to win some crap DVD that may or may not have your name in the title.
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash
I would like to acknowledge that last week's e-mail, which implied Knickers set the trail and the pigs were flying, was not entirely factual. Clearly this was not the case and I apologise to Knickers and to the readership for such a misleading statement. The e-mail should have said that experienced hare Knickers set trail without the assistance of any flying pigs, because they were in trapped in Hades, where they experienced unexpected Arctic conditions.
Someone will soon whinge that the start time is 5:00pm. Don't believe them; it's all a plot to get home before some God-awful ABC period drama starts.
R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ Burnie tip (trash hash)
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ Sulphur Creek
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray & Urang @ Mooreville Rd, Burnie
† R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
† R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On on


A Bit of This said...

Our esteemed JM Phay Wray decreed that start times for Burnie R*ns will until further notice be 5pm.

Web Wanker said...

I knew that I could depend on you!