Friday 27 November 2009

RE: HHH Hash Trash 27 November 2009

Those travelling in 2WD vehicles will need to park at the turnoff and walk the final five kilometres (allow about an hour) along the Kelly Basin Road to the Bird River Bridge. The road follows the alignment of the railway line and so it provides level, easy walking although it can be wet underfoot. Those travelling in 4WD vehicles can drive this final section of Kelly Basin Road. The track is quite narrow in parts so please travel slowly and watch for other vehicles.

Those travelling in 2WD vehicles will meet at the turnoff
Those travelling in 4WD vehicles will meet at the turnoff
Once all have arrived and are accounted for (10:00am start); everyone will drive into the bridge!

HHH Hash Trash 27 November 2009

It's the early bird that catches the worm and it's the early hasher who catches a ride to the last HOFT* of 2009.

No sleep ins SATURDAY morning, for HOFT-meister GonZo expects her tour party to be at the Bird River Bridge by 10:00am (that equates to about a 7:00am start from Burnie!).

From Queenstown drive south along the sealed Mt Jukes Road for 29 km. At this point the road surface changes to gravel and it becomes the Kelly Basin Road. Follow the Kelly Basin Road for 11 km to the Bird River Bridge turnoff. It will take approximately one hour to travel from Queenstown to this point.

Those travelling in 2WD vehicles will need to park at the turnoff and walk the final five kilometres (allow about an hour) along the Kelly Basin Road to the Bird River Bridge. The road follows the alignment of the railway line and so it provides level, easy walking although it can be wet underfoot. Those travelling in 4WD vehicles can drive this final section of Kelly Basin Road. The track is quite narrow in parts so please travel slowly and watch for other vehicles.

I don't know what that means, but GonZo wrote and I dare not miss sending it out.

Bring all the gear necessary for a day walk in the Tasmanian wilderness (or a trail in the Dial set by Bastard and FC). Also bring money for a Queeny countery afterwardsy.

* Hashing Old Farts Trek

PS - this means that there's no r*n on Sunday
PPS - the asterisk in r*n is not linked to the asterisk above, just in case you were confused, or from Launceston
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 31 - Hobart Full Moon H3 Blue Moon
2010
January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
† February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1029 - 28/11/2009 - GonZo @ HOFT ex Queenstown
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ Tugrah Rd, Devonport
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
† R*n 1034 - 03/01/2010 - Dyke @ HOFT ex TBA
† R*n 1035 - 10/01/2010 - TBA
† R*n 1036 - 17/01/2010 - Knickers @ Port Sorell
† R*n 1037 - 24/01/2010 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
† R*n 1038 - 30/01/2010 - High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown
† R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
† R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ TBA
† R*n 1042 - 28/02/2010 - Dini @ TBA

On! On!
Grizzly

Friday 20 November 2009

HHH Hash Trash 20 November 2009

One might normally expect hare Ratchet to be readying himself for this Sunday's Burnie hash outing, however word has reached my shell-likes that Ratchet will be far too busy on his ride on metal post munching machine to set trail! So, flushed with the success of her barely grown over virgin hare, the lovely Knickers will be stepping up to the mark. Incroyable!

That's the good news - the bad news is that this leaves Ratchet to try to concoct fizzy pasta without a recipe.

Hashers and leftover pirates should head to 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler, for a 5:00pm start, even though we all know that it won't start until 5:30pm because nature abhors a vacuum and hash abhors punctuality.

Bring a hat, stuffed parrot, mug ya-ho, and five pieces of gold; bring extra for Captain Chunder unless you want to walk the plank.
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LH3 Pirates and Wenches Weekend SOS!
A last minute hitch in the planning for Launceston's big Pirates and Wenches Weekend at Bridport this weekend. Hash Pash failed to read the fine print on the accommodation stating that linen (sleeping bag or sheets and blankets, pillows and towels) are not supplied, so anyone attending will need to BYO!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
December 31 - Hobart Full Moon H3 Blue Moon
2010
† January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 1029 - Saturday 28/11/2009 - GonZo @ HOFT ex Queenstown
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ Tugrah Rd, Devonport
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On! On!
Grizzly

Thursday 19 November 2009

LH3 Pirates and Wenches Weekend SOS!

A last minute hitch in the planning for Launcestons big Pirates and Wenches Weekend at Bridport this weekend.  Hash Pash failed to read the fine print on the accommodation stating that linen (sleeping bag or sheets and blankets, pillows and towels) are not supplied, so anyone attending will need to BYO!

Friday 13 November 2009

HHH Hash Trash 13 November 2009

Life's a drag when you get to 50; not the kind of drag where you can't be bothered getting out of bed, but the kind of drag where gold lamé is the new black and too much eye makeup is barely enough.

This Saturday night, the bint celebrates the half ton in a all-girls extravaganza of excess lippy and stilettos with L plates.

In expectation of a more lethargic pack than normal, Burnie Hash's regular offering will be a sedate brunch stroll set by A Bit of This from the chicken/moose farm starting at 11:00am, followed by leftovers and a sav blank. Absolutely fabulous, dahlink.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
December 31 - Hobart Full Moon H3 Blue Moon
2010
January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - Saturday 28/11/2009 - GonZo @ HOFT ex Queenstown
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ Tugrah Rd, Devonport
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
† R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On! On!
Grizzly

Friday 6 November 2009

HHH Hash Trash 06 November 2009

Vague.

That's not the mis-spelling of a fashion magazine title, it's the destination of hashers wishing to partake of their routine Sunday Burnie Hash outing.

Head to Guide Falls, Ridgley, and look for signs. Doesn't say what signs; just, you know, signs. Signs of the second cumming. Visible signs of aging. You know, signs.

Vague hares Phay Ray and Urang may be setting trail somewhere around there. The start time's a bit vague too - I keep getting told that it's 5:00pm, but I'm sure it's more like 5:30, or even 6:00. Starting later is the new black. Vogue.

What's not vague is that you should take with you a hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for food and bucket. Bringing change for the raffle is a bit vague, but then so are the prizes.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray @ somewhere west of Guide Falls
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - Saturday 28/11/2009 - GonZo @ HOFT ex Queenstown
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ Tugrah Rd, Devonport
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
† R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On! On!
Grizzly