Friday, 11 December 2009

HHH Hash Trash 11 December 2009

Just one week after her coup, northern rebel leader Col. Dini Bananarama has ceded control of the Burnie Hash communications hub back to the democratically-elected web wanker.
P!ss poor effort, that.
I am prepared to offer a Presidential pardon to the rebel leader, in return for her setting this Sunday's Burnie Hash trail from 8 Arthur Street, Ocean Vista (former stable of Furlong). Run starts at 5:30pm. Yes, 5:30pm because I'M back in control and you will do what I say! Mwhahahahahahaha. Ha. Ha ha. *cough*
Bring a hat, fence pailing, friend, joke, paint brush and $10 for bucket and tucker. Bring extra change for a chance to play in Chunder's sack.
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday December 31 - Hobart Full Moon H3 Blue Moon
† Friday January 22 - Chardonnay H3 AGPU
Saturday January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ 8 Arthur St, Ocean Vista
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
R*n 1034 - 03/01/2010 - Dyke @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1035 - 10/01/2010 - TBA
R*n 1036 - 17/01/2010 - Knickers @ Port Sorell
R*n 1037 - 24/01/2010 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1038 - 30/01/2010 - High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown
R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1042 - 28/02/2010 - Dini @ TBA
On! On!


A Bit of This said...

You take your life in your hands, you dice with death!! Grizzly. Lucky you are in Hobbit and we are in the sunny North West. You totally confused Speed Hump last w/e.... Our R*n starts at 5pm on the dot!!

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Web Wanker,
Pray why do you persist in publishing a false time for Burnie R*ns?? It has been decreed by our esteemed JM that R8ns will start at 5pm on the dot for the duration of summer time. Unless of course it is changed by the our all powerful GM.

Anonymous said...

Speed Hump adds her "hear hear" Mr Web Wanker. Or, "here, here" because here is where the r*ns are at 5 - FIVE - V - O'CLOCK PM POST MERIDIEN IN THE AFTERNOON aka 1700 hours. I was even more confuseled this week and had to nominate myself for the hashit - but it is really your sin! For shame. By the way, hello, have a lovely day, and On On.