Friday 19 February 2010

HHH Hash Trash 19 February 2010

Otto's Grotto sounds like a place for dirty old Bavarians to hang out and offer a 'free service' to unwary passers-by.

It's totally appropriate therefore that Burnie Hash, well-known for its love of sauerkraut and magazines with sticky pages, is gathering there this Sunday for a traditional hash, starting at 5:00pm.

Okay, so I'm drawing a long bow with all that, however it's late in the day and I'm too eager to get to the next bit. You know the drill anyway; DT hare, bring hat, mug, $10, blah, blah, Chunder raffle blah.
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On 5th February I reported that Trakka's HOFT would be taking in Allum Cliffs Track.

I was later rebuked, in print, by Trailmaster A Bit of This, stating that the Allum Cliffs were in Kingston, while the HOFT would be taking the Allum Track.

Fair cop. I often make things up and even more often get wrong details that have been correctly reported to me.

However, imagine my elation when reviewing the blog of our friends at DickHead hash to find a reminder about the HOFT, complete with link to Allum Cliffs in the Great western Tiers!

Those who know me can well imagine the smug look of satisfaction on my face.

I look forward to a comment on the blog shortly from you-know-who (not Who), for it's the little victories that count.

PS - happy birthday Trailmaster!
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - hashers are reminded that they have until 28 February 2010 to register as a volunteer and pay the el cheapo registration fee of $210.  Don't delay!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday February 20 – Pig Pen 2010 @ Dodges Ferry
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
† R*n 1042 - 07/03/2010 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1043 - 14/03/2010 - Giggles @ TBA

On! On!
Grizzly

Friday 12 February 2010

HHH Hash Trash 12 February 2010

Love is in the air, everywhere I look around.

According to JPY there is a fourth molecule in CO2. This might go some way to explaining the inexplicable; why women need so many pairs of shoes, why only males know how to use the remote control, and why this Sunday's Valentine's Day Breakfast is at 5:00pm.

Granny Hump, failed raconteur of Love Potion numbers 1 through 8, has declared that this Sunday's Valentines Breakfast can wait until after lunch, with all love birds and bush turkeys directed to assemble in their bedroom finest* at the soon to be former House of Hump at 5:00pm on Sunday 14 February.

Breakfast will be provided, so I'd probably start the day with a solid roast.

* a fair percentage of hashers wear nothing to bed; I've seen most of you naked before, so either iron the wrinkles out so that it's presentable in public, or find some apparel that resembles bed attire
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - hashers are reminded that they have until 28 February 2010 to register as a volunteer and pay the el cheapo registration fee of $210.  Don't delay!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday February 20 – Pig Pen 2010 @ Dodges Ferry
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart

On! On!
Grizzly

Friday 5 February 2010

HHH Hash Trash 05 February 2010

In its 1940 adaptation of Pinocchio, the Disney studio anthropomorphised* the concept of conscience in the form of Jiminy Cricket Philosophers throughout the ages have referred to conscience being like an inner voice or light.
I can now confirm that conscience has a physical presence in the form of a small Pom driving in a mobile postcode delivering prompts from afar using electronic mail as its medium.
Trailmaster A Bit of This would like it known that Burnie Hash this Sunday places its faith and safety in the dubious hands of Black Trakka for another HOFT along the Alum Cliffs Track.  A Bit of This would like it known that HOFTers should meet at 10:00am at the 'train park' in Deloraine.  Bring along everything you need for a day trek, then bring along everything you need in case you get lost and have to spend the night out in the wilderness.  A Bit of This did not want that last bit  known, but I thought it prudent.
* sorry One Hump, you'll just have to wing it
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - hashers are reminded that they have until 28 February 2010 to register as a volunteer and pay the el cheapo registration fee of $210.  Don't delay!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday February 11 'G' Day (anniversary of Gispert's death in 1942)
Saturday February 20 Pig Pen 2010 @ Dodges Ferry
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
Saturday March 20 Bream Creek Show run
Saturday May 23 Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka HOFT to Alum Cliffs ex Deloraine
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart

On! On!
Grizzly