Why staring at household furnishings is important is unclear, however the sentiment is not. For the final time, those nominally in charge of Burnie Hash will mix their last brew, type their last trash, spruik their last skol and, most importantly, hit 'send' on their final e-mail, as Burnie Hash moves into another hashing year with a new breed of mismanagers.
The final fling for the class of oh-nine-ten will be held this Saturday at the Gawler Entertainment Centre (1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler). This magical event will start at 5:00pm with a moon-lit ramble set by Grand Wizened Ratchet, followed by eye of newt and toe of frog, or if you're really lucky some of Knickers' fizzing pasta.
The sorting hat will then be used to anoint those wot dun good during the year (Bolt Error Award, GM's Traditional Award for Excellence in Hashing) from those wot dun craptacular (Cocque Cup, Richard Cranium Award), plus other awards for which the recipients will collect all manner of Urang's cast offs held together with hot glue.
JMs Phay Ray and DT*cough* will then declare all positions vacant (which is more easily done for some than it is for others) before announcing the next batch of bitches in control... I mean witches in control of Burnie Hash.
Bring hat (black and pointy), mug, joke, friend and $10 for bucket and nibbles - bring a plate of something to share and grog for the long haul.
That's it folks. With a tear in my eye and a heavy heart I sign off FOR THE FINAL TIME and wish the NEW WEB WANKER all the best for the coming year. I did it...
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling (SOLD OUT)
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 1055 - 06/06/2010 - HOFT - Dyke - HOFT to Little Fishers River
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling (SOLD OUT - no room at the Inn)