Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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Thursday, 24 June 2010

Burnie HHH.

While the Web Wanker swans off to Borneo we have to survive in a much less technical form!
Run 1057. Sunday 27th June 3pm Parklands High School car park. Look for the scaled down mobile post code!! ie: Dini's car. Bring all the usual stuff but include extra flour for a millstone r*n. On-on at the chicken farm where in the absence of the owners we will riot and rampage !!
 
Don't forget LoonRhash on Saturday night 26th June. Shearwater Country Club 6.30pm.
 
On-on A Bit of This.

Friday, 18 June 2010

Hash Trash 18 June 2010

And so, dear reader, it comes to this.

The biennial madness known as Interhash draws near and its siren song is being answered by 50-odd Tasmanian hashers (and they don't come any odder than this lot). Burnie Hash has surrendered more than its fair share, leaving behind a skellington crew to keep the home fires burning and to keep the call of 'On!' bouncing off them thar hills.

The last hurrah for some of the travellers will be heard this Sunday, with Dini ousting you, dear reader, as the hare du jour. I understand that the pack will assemble at the former House of Hump, 120 Mount St, Burnie, which is now part of the Dingo rental portfolio, with slumlord Dini grasping the dribble dropper firmly with both hands. The r*n starts at the ABC-friendly time of 3:00pm-ish; bring the usual accoutrements.

I note, dear reader, that you have requested that we bring back an orang-utan. I'm afraid that our luggage restrictions may see us wearing every piece of clothing available just to get the luggage home, so one of the great apes may be beyond our ability. Perhaps you can make do with an Urang-utan - he is large, hairy and stinks like a rugby player's jock strap too.

I have no doubt that there will be further communiqu├ęs from the north in the coming weeks, but for now I put my last pixel to screen as BH3 web wanker and leave you, dear reader, to experience what it was like in the pre-computer age of hash.

WW
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Those still remaining in Tasmania are invited to attend LoonRhash Saturday 26th June at 6.30pm at Shearwater Country Club (note earlier time than usual)
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater Country Club
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1057 - 20/06/2010 - Dini @ 120 Mount Street, Burnie
† R*n 1058 - 27/06/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1059 - 04/07/2010 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1060 - 11/07/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1061 - 18/07/2010 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Vale Teflon

The Hashers of the northwest raise a glass to Teflon who passed away peacefully last night.
Teflon's first run was with Burnie Hash at Waratah in 2008 and he was named at a subsequent Devonport run with the certainty that his new Hash name "wouldn't stick".
Even though he became progressively debilitated with Motor Neurone disease, he continued to attend various events at Crow's including the last Christmas run, and he also took a soaking in good spirit sporting his trademark broad smile at the waterpistol run in January.
Our thoughts are with his family and friends.
Here's to Teflon.
On On to Cloud Nine Hash

Friday, 11 June 2010

Hash Trash 11 June 2010

Dear reader

It's late in the afternoon on Friday, yet I've not heard from you today. You think that just because you have no job that you can slacken off?

I note that the Socceroos prepared for their tilt at the World Cup by training at high altitude. How do Tasmanian hashers 'train' for Interhash in tropical Malaysia? Head to the coldest part of Tasmania and run around the alpine landscape wearing nothing but a kilt, that's what! At least the beer will be cold.

I know that this event is close to your heart, dear reader, so I am sure that you will absolve the forsaking of a quality Burnie trail in return for a run with the C club.

If you haven't booked and paid by now, don't bother turning up. There'll be no bed, no grog and no food (but if you're like Urang, sleeping in the back of the station wagon in freezing temperatures is no issue).

Must go - someone left the gate open and all the sporrans are out and running amok.

WW
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling (SOLD OUT)
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling (SOLD OUT - no room at the Inn)
R*n 1057 - 20/06/2010 - A Bit of This @ 120 Mount Street, Burnie
R*n 1058 - 27/06/2010 - TBA
R*n 1059 - 04/07/2010 - TBA (surely it HAS to be a GonZo r*n!)
R*n 1060 - 11/07/2010 - TBA
R*n 1061 - 18/07/2010 - TBA
R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - TBA
On! On!
Grizzly

Friday, 4 June 2010

Hash Trash 4 June 2010

Dear reader

I bet that you didn't see this one coming! Imagine my SURPRISE at being reappointed to the lofty position of Web Wanker for YET ANOTHER YEAR. I CRIED tears of joy at hearing the news; honestly I'm NOT WORTHY.

And so, dear reader, I resign myself to another 52 WEEKS of Friday e-mails, which when seasonally adjusted for absences at Interhash, illness, ANH2011 commitments, computer downtime and general don't-give-a-f*ckedness should equate to about a dozen messages. Oh well, I suppose I can extend myself that far, if only for your personal gratification.

This week's trail, isn't. It's a HOFT led by tyro Trailmaster Dyke to Little Fishers River. HOFTers will meet at the big apple at Spreyton at 10:00am. Bring 100% of your daily nutritional requirements and clothes (nude HOFTing is only a summer thang), plus cash for the usual post-HOFT debrief at a pub.

Resignedly yours
WW
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WILD WEST WEEKEND VII - WARATAH'S GOT TALENT?

SATURDAY 14TH AUGUST - Run commences 2:00 pm (arrive at Bischoff Hotel around noon)

Cost is $70.00 a head which includes:
Run, circle, printed patch, three-course home cooked meal, accommodation at Bischoff Hotel, cooked breakfast

Acts required! Heaps of prizes for best male and female, best duo, best male and female group, best costumes, etc.
You can sing along or mime your act, so get started right now!

Only 39 beds available at the pub - Payment required IN FULL to secure a place
Contact Dini on 6433 3333 for bank deposit details
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling (SOLD OUT)
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1055 - 06/06/2010 - HOFT - Dyke - HOFT to Little Fishers River
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling (SOLD OUT - no room at the Inn)

On! On!
Grizzly