Friday 29 October 2010

HHH Hash Trash 29 October 2010

Despite a declining population, the geographical perimeter of the City of Burnie appears to be expanding faster than Grizzly’s waistline!

Not satisfied with recent expansions into Spreyton and Port Sorel, Burnie has lifted up its outskirts and plonked them down well into LH3 and LH4 territory.

This week’s BURNIE trail is being set Giggles and Boomboom in the leafy suburb of Grindelwald, a mere 90 minutes drive from the Burnie CBD. The brunch trail starts at 10:30am from 4 Pleasant Hills Drive, Grindelwald.

Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change, extra drinks.

Hashers looking to extend their time exploring Burnie’s new eastern boundary can head along to the Open Hash House from 7.30pm Saturday 30th - byo grog and sleeping bag.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
Sunday December 19 - Burnie H3 Christmas r*n
Monday December 20 - Devonport H3 Christmas run
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1078 Oct 31st—Giggles & Boomboom
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA

Friday 22 October 2010

HHH Hash Trash 22 October 2010

Price check on incontinence pads!

There's nothing more exciting than a trip to the supermarket.  Apparently.  This is why hare Speed Hump will be marshalling the Burnie Hash shoppers in the personal aisle of the West Park Grove supermarket for a 5pm trolley stroll.  Oh great, it isn't even a real supermarket, just a glorified corner store!

Bring a hat, mug $10.00 for food and bucket, but leave the Frequent Shoppers Card at home because IT'S NOT A REAL SUPERMARKET.  Bring extra cash to bankrupt Phay Ray's dwindling quality *cough* raffle prizes while GonZo still has control.

Next week's hare will no doubt want to start from the car wash at the BP petrol station, followed the week after by trail from the cut price hairdressers.  I don't know how you Burnie hashers can stand the constant excitement.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
Sunday December 19 - Burnie H3 Christmas r*n
Monday December 20 - Devonport H3 Christmas run
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1077 Oct 24th—Speed Hump
1078 Oct 31st—Giggles & Boomboom
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA

Saturday 16 October 2010

HHH Hash Trash 16 October 2010

¡Ay, caramba! The hombres at Burnie Hash are muy loco!

On Sunday they have to run like Speedy Gonzales for 10km, so how do they prepare? They head out the day before to run over muddy hills and down slippery valleys, then spend the night feasting on chili and drinking tequila!

Perhaps it's not so loco - I know something like that gives me the runs!

The cattle truck leaves from los rancho Ringo and Dini (448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie) at 2pm sharp. Cost is mucho pesos, but where else can you whack your piƱata in public?
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at
Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten

On! On!
Grizzly

Saturday 9 October 2010

Global Harriettes R*nning at Leith

This Sunday 10.10.10 Burnie Hash dons the frocks and lipstick to celebrate Global Harriettes' Day.
It's a "girls only" outing set by the lovely Ratchette, which minces off at 5pm from the Leith Reserve(over the river from Turners Beach).
Rumour has it that the on on will be at the nearby Forth Pub, but you know how women change their minds...
Bring hat, purse, hankie, clean underwear, money for raffle and ?pub meal.
On! On! Dini