Tuesday 22 March 2011

HHH Hash Trash 22 March 2011

Please do not adjust your calendars.

This week's early edition comes courtesy of the Australian Formula 1 Grand Prix and a momentary lapse that today, while my last day at work for the week, is not Friday.

This week's hi-methane hash action comes from boy racer Dyke, using the time-honoured Trailmaster method of setting runs yourself rather than asking anyopne else.

The grid is to form up at Dyke's place, 2/64 Tugrah Road, Devonport, with go, go, go at 5:00pm.

Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change and extra fuel if you expect more than one pit stop.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
April 18th 2011—LoonRhasH (Devonport Hares)
† April 18th 2011—H5 AGPU @ Polish Club
May 28th 2011—Burnie HHH AGPU
June 11-13th 2011—Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Bronte Park
October 16th 2011—Burnie Ten
November 11th 2011—Global Harriettes
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† 1099 April 3rd—Pucker and Swordy from Eastwood Drive, Burnie
† 1100 April 10th—Ratchet
† 1101 April 17th—Ringo
† 1102April 24th—Easter – any takers?
† 1103 May 1st—Urang
† 1104 May 8th—Lone Arranger
† 1105 May 15th—A Bit of This
† 1106 May 22nd—TBA
† 1107 May 28th—?AGPU

Friday 18 March 2011

HHH Hash Trash 18 March 2011

I see, a bad moon a-rising.

Not so much bad, as ugly.  And more than one.

This Sunday Burnie H3 play host to LoonRhasH, sans tea and scones and those little marizipan things that seem to crop up but nobody likes.

The were-hare is none other than the Fool Loon himself, Black Trakka, setting forth not from Forth but from Fern Glade, Burnie.

On! On! will be called at 5pm, which in these disappointingly shortening days should allow the traditional 21-moon salute to happen before Speedy's bed-time. We're pretty sure that it won't be a waxing moon.

Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change and extra drinks if you are a p*sshead.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
March 20th 2011—LoonRhasH @ Fern Glade, Burnie (BT)
April 18th 2011—LoonRhasH (Devonport Hares)
May 28th 2011—Burnie HHH AGPU
June 11-13th 2011—Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Bronte Park
October 16th.2011—Burnie Ten
November 11th 2011—Global Harriettes
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1097 Mar 20th—Black Tracka @ Fern Glade
1098 Mar 27th—TBA
1099 Apr 3rd—Pucker and Swordy @ TBA
1100 Apr 10th—TBA

Friday 11 March 2011

HHH Hash Trash 11 March 2011

No more excuses!  Aussie Nash Hash 2011 duties have finished (for most) and it's time to get down to the ordinary weekly hash business - if only I had my list of things to do to tell me what that is.

This week's Burnie trail sees the mobile postcode parked out at Heybridge, with the Mayor setting trail from Blythe Heads.

Somewhere.

Really, it's not that big a place.

On! On! will be called by the Trailmaster at 5pm.  Dyke's not real sure what it means, but people seem to enjoy him doing it.  Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change and extra drinks if you are a p*sshead.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
†March 20th 2011—LoonRhasH @ Fern Glade, Burnie (BT)
April 18th 2011—LoonRhasH (Devonport Hares)
May 28th 2011—Burnie HHH AGPU
†June 11-13th 2011—Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Bronte Park
October 16th.2011—Burnie Ten
November 11th 2011—Global Harriettes
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1096 Mar 13th—A Bit of This @ Heybridge
1097 Mar 20th—Black Tracka @ Fern Glade
1098 Mar 27th—TBA
1099 Apr 3rd—Pucker and Swordy @ TBA
1100 Apr 10th—TBA

Friday 4 March 2011

HHH Hash Trash 04 March 2011

No longer in the glare of the spotlight of visiting Hash Relations, Burnie Hash returns to its own version of normal this week. Time to put away the unbreakable dinnerware and bring out the Royal Doulton tea sets again. Speed Hump has promised a normal Burnie r*n too, which means a shortish trail, NO hills and definitely NO pizza.
This week’s trail starts at the corner of Ridgley Highway and West Ridgley Road, approx 14 kms south of Burnie (signposted “To Guide Falls”).
On! is called at 5:00pm; bring a hat, mug, friend, $10, raffle change and extra drinks if you are a p*sshead.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
†March 19th 2011—LoonRhasH @ Burnie (Dini)
†April 18th 2011—LoonRhasH (Devonport Hares)
†May 28th 2011—Burnie HHH AGPU
†June 11-13th 2011—Chardonnay Highland Fling
†October 16th.2011—Burnie Ten
†November 11th 2011—Global Harriettes
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1095 Mar 6th—Speed Hump
†1096 Mar 13th—A Bit of This @ Heybridge
1097 Mar 20th—Black Tracka
1098 Mar 27th—TBA
1099 Apr 3rd—TBA