Calling All Santas!
Rinse out those Fat B*stard outfits and have them ready to wear again this coming Sunday December 23rd @ 5.30pm. Meet at the Burnie Yacht Club car park. Bring food to share, and a $10 wrapped gift - something you would like to receive, though the perverse guy in the red suit always makes sure you don't get to keep your own...
HoHoHo Hares Pucker Boy and Sword Swallower will be providing us with a festive dining experience by hunting down seagulls and deepfrying them on the beach, unless they can find a turkey. I'll resist the temptation to put forward any names at this point.
If the hash monk fails to provide weather conducive to beachiness and turkiness, the On On will be removed to Seaview Avenue.
Merry Hashing Christmas!