HHH Hash Trash 06 November 2009

Vague.

That's not the mis-spelling of a fashion magazine title, it's the destination of hashers wishing to partake of their routine Sunday Burnie Hash outing.

Head to Guide Falls, Ridgley, and look for signs. Doesn't say what signs; just, you know, signs. Signs of the second cumming. Visible signs of aging. You know, signs.

Vague hares Phay Ray and Urang may be setting trail somewhere around there. The start time's a bit vague too - I keep getting told that it's 5:00pm, but I'm sure it's more like 5:30, or even 6:00. Starting later is the new black. Vogue.

What's not vague is that you should take with you a hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for food and bucket. Bringing change for the raffle is a bit vague, but then so are the prizes.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray @ somewhere west of Guide Falls
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - Saturday 28/11/2009 - GonZo @ HOFT ex Queenstown
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ Tugrah Rd, Devonport
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
† R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On! On!
Grizzly

HHH Hash Trash 30 October 2009

There's one last chance to make the field for this Tuesday's big race with
the running of the Long Dog Cup.

Irish handicapper Abit O'This will greet the starters at Royal Sulphur Creek
at 5:00pm EST.

Fashions on the Field will be judged by international fashionista d'Ini,
with a big emphasis on millinery.

Minimum bet is $10, with complimentary sparkling wine, horses' dovers; bring
extra change to place bets with shonky bookmaker Chunder.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand
theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas,
Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I see what you did there - 5:00EST is 6:00EDST - you bastard
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ Sulphur Creek
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray & Urang @ Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am
apres-party stroll)
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - 28/11/2009 - GonZo @ HOFT ex Queenstown
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ Tugrah Rd, Devonport
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA

Novemba Loona Runa

Tuesday 3rd November - Loona Hash at the Carrick Hotel starting at 7.00pm, set by Smegma.

Meet at Oz Rock Inn Ulverstone at 5.30pm for carpooling/pickup/coach/buggy pickup, next stop Dell Luck BBQ area at the Don at 5.45pm for another pick up. Pay $15.00 if you want to drink beer and purchase your own pub meal, don’t forget to bring loose change and unmarked small denomination notes for Wrigged Loona Raffle .

On On

Flasher

Grizzly & LA's 2009 Burnie Ten pics

HHH Hash Trash 23 October 2009

Some trails are just rubbish; they're not meant to be but that's how they end up.

This week's trail, however, WILL be rubbish even before we start. Did hare Speed Hump refuse to listen to a tip from the Trail Master (what a waste)? Does Speedy have a thing for rebarbartive rejectamenta?

Regardless of all this garbage, this Sunday's trash hash starts at 5:30pm from the Burnie Waste Management Centre on Mooreville Road, Burnie.

Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, nose plugs and $10 for bucket and tucker; bring extra change for a chance to win some crap DVD that may or may not have your name in the title.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I would like to acknowledge that last week's e-mail, which implied Knickers set the trail and the pigs were flying, was not entirely factual. Clearly this was not the case and I apologise to Knickers and to the readership for such a misleading statement. The e-mail should have said that experienced hare Knickers set trail without the assistance of any flying pigs, because they were in trapped in Hades, where they experienced unexpected Arctic conditions.
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Someone will soon whinge that the start time is 5:00pm. Don't believe them; it's all a plot to get home before some God-awful ABC period drama starts.
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ Burnie tip (trash hash)
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ Sulphur Creek
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray & Urang @ Mooreville Rd, Burnie
† R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
† R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 16 October 2009

Aloha!

This weekend is fraught with danger. Never mind that Urang has spent all week trying to recreate a Hawaiian volcano in the pool room or that the hares have set trail over hot coals - the big danger comes from the combination of grass skirts, a fire, and Herr Flick.

Hashers looking for a lei should assemble at the West Mooreville Rd cat/chicken/moose farm this Saturday at 1:30pm for a 2pm start. Afterwards, hashers will don all manner of clothing that looks no different after being vomited on, and dine on Hawaiian cuisine (anything with pineapple added). The night will no doubt finish with a dip in the natural hot springs, although those words may not appear in the correct order.

Then on Sunday (for all those masochists), join 1,000 hashing wanna-bes for the 25th Burnie Ten. Will Mice Boxx-Wanker be there? More importantly, will Dini be there at the half way point? Afterwards, head back to Ringo and Dini's for a wind down and a top up.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I would like to acknowledge that last week's e-mail, which implied that Knickers would not be setting trail, was not entirely factual. The e-mail claimed that Knickers would be mowing lawns and trimming edges while the trail would magically appear. Clearly this was not the case and I apologise to Knickers and to the readership for such a misleading statement. The e-mail should have said that experienced hare Knickers would be setting trail, while the surrounding airspace would be filled with flying pigs.
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0 @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ Burnie tip (trash hash)
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ Sulphur Creek
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray & Urang @ Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 09 October 2009

This Sunday the air will be filled with petrol fumes and the sound of engines roaring to life!

Ordinarily, I'd be referring to the annual 1000km race at Mt Panorama, but in this instance its Knickers mowing the lawns and whipper-snipping the edges, while amazingly somewhere out back little blobs of flour are magically appearing in the form of a trail. I don't know how she does it.

Trail starts from 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler, at a time not specified to me by the Trailmaster, so I will unilaterally declare that time to be (race due to finish at 4:30pm, catch 15 minutes of highlights before being abused even more, plus ten minutes to get changed, 10 minutes to pack the car, 25 minutes to drive at break-neck speed from West Mooreville Rd to Gawler) 5:30pm.

Bring blue or red hat, mug, joke, friend, chequered flag, and $10 for bucket and fizzy pasta; extra for raffle.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1021 - 11/10/2009 - Knickers @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
† R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ Burnie tip
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 02 October 2009

Why did the moon cross the sky?

Our indigenous brothers would say that it's because Yhi (the sun) wants a bit of lunar action wink wink nudge nudge if you know what I mean but Bahloo (moon) is having none of that thank you very much so they chase each other across the sky. Others would say that it's because the moon is strapped to the back of a cosmic chicken, but you can't see the chicken because it's gone to the dark side, but these people can be discounted as loonies. Quite frankly, I couldn't care less. All this crossing here to get to there; why aren't people happy with where they are standing? Big deal, so you're a fish and you crossed the road or you're a fish with feathers and a beak saying 'look at me - a swimming chicken'. You're not fooling me, squid breath.

...

Have I mentioned that I'm not feeling well?

This week's Burnie Hash coincides with this month's full moon which coincides with the start of daylight saving which is all too late for someone who only had the power reconnected yesterday.

Ergo, hare Ringo is setting the joint Burnie/LoonR Hash run this Sunday from Romaine Reserve (off Amanda Ct, Burnie) starting at the seasonally adjusted time of 5:00pm.

Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 for bucket and grog and change for raffle.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
* $70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1020 - 04/10/2009 - Ringo @ Romaine Reserve, Burnie (joint run with LoonR Hash)
R*n 1021 - 11/10/2009 - Knickers *cough* @ TBA
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 25 September 2009

Why did the chicken cross the pool?

Does it need a reason? Why would it want to? Does it think that it's a duck? And who let a chicken in here anyway?

For answers to none of these questions, go no further than Devonport's foremost poultrologist, Dyke, who is holding a seminar on aquatic gallifomes this Sunday starting at 3:30pm from the Devonport Olympic Pool, Steele Street, Devonport. Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, rubber chicken and $10 plus change.

Hopefully the seminar won't last as long as Professor DoodleDoo's marathon dissertation on pedestrian piscetorians.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 26 – AFL Grand Final gatherings
* Launceston H3 AFL R*n and Piss up @ Launceston Workers Club, 12 noon.
* Chardonnay Footy Fiends go to Portholes and Swallow's, 14 Ewing Avenue Kingston Beach.
* Devonport HHH pigskin tragics go where there's cold beer and a big telly—Tracka's place (to be confirmed, when he tells Tinsel).
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
* $70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I'm going have to give this up – it be rubbish I'm writing now
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1019 - 27/09/2009 - Dyke @ Devonport Olympic Pool, Steele St
R*n 1020 - 04/10/2009 - Ringo @ Burnie (joint run with LoonR Hash)
R*n 1021 - 11/10/2009 - Knickers *cough* @ TBA
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
† R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ TBA
† R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
† R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
† R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
† R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

No Thrust at Burnie Hash

Funny how Burnie Hash planned for Thrust not to be making todays marathon run....

Boom-boom the Hash monk ensured there were rainbows and some sun-showers...


Tinsel above is revelling in the Burnie landscape...

GoneAgain-----