Friday, 18 April 2008

HHH Hash Trash 18 April 2008

In just the space of two years our own Dick Tayshun has been drunk in a spa in her underwear among near-complete strangers, been elected to the high office of Hash Cash, attended an Interhash, and now, apparently located the lost civilisation of Fossil Bluff.

Yes, own intrepid DT will be leading a archaeological party to this hitherto unknown place, apparently located off the end of Freestone Crescent in Wynyard.

Using only a ancient, crusty UBD and a compass, DT has left instructions to "go through the township or Wynyard where you get to the Top Pub then you turn right at the roundabout as if you are heading to Table Cape , I think the road is called Saunders and turns into Table Cape road anyway then as you cross the bridge approx 2 kms you turn right into Golf Links Rd yes this takes you to Wynyard Golf club but don't go all the way to the end which is where the golf club is because then you have gone too far. You turn off into Freestone Cres till you hit the beach and you have arrived!!"

From memory, hitting the beach off Freestone Crescent may require a free-fall of about 50 metres, so be prepared for the sudden stop.

This week's true trail starts at 3:30pm; bring a hat, a mug, a friend and a piece of wood. Bring $10 to cover run, food and bucket, plus a bit extra for a chance to be amazed by the wide selection of quality gifts available in Knickers' raffle.

News fresh in from Chardonnay - details of this year's Highland Fling will be announced next week.  Maybe.

Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
Rego forms and flyers have been sent out to each club - see your local On Sec for a copy
The AGPU approaches and On Sec Dini is eagerly awaiting your literary contribution. For Speed Hump, this means a 1200 word essay on how it felt to be a Grand Mattress for a year; for Urang it requires a crayon drawing, which may or may not be anatomically correct. Everyone else fits in between. Blank spaces in the report will be filled with GonZo's photos, which in turn will be filled with rejected jokes from a year of producing hash trashes.

UP AND CUMMING. ( updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling

R*n 940 - Apr 20 - DT @ Freestone Crescent, Wynyard
R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA

On on

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