Friday, 14 November 2008

Hash Trash 14 November 2008

After every good party there's a hangover to deal with. After Wednesday's 30th anniversary bash, the hangover comes this Sunday in the form of a HOFT from Leven Canyon to Gunns Plains, led by hare of the dog, Flasher.

This will be no walk in the park - experienced bush wankers say that this will take 12 hours, with some sections of the track where it will be lucky to achieve 1km per hour (a sprint, in my books).

The hashing old farts will be leaving Ulverstone McDonalds' car park at 8:00 am.
Bring everything you would expect to need for such a walk (EPERB, rations, torch, etc.) and be sure to select which person to cannibalise before you leave.


Last week's poll indicated that the On Sec is the most powerful member of the Mismanagement Committee (after the GM and JMs). That was until the Web Wanker proved that he is the most powerful by removing all evidence and adding a nasty picture of the On Sec on the blog. Bwahahahahahaha.

For the record, before removing the poll the results were:
On Sec - 4 votes
Hash Hops - 3 votes
Hash Lip - 2 votes
Hash Cash - 1 vote
Trailmaster - 1 vote
Hash Monk - 1 vote
Web Wanker - 42,354 votes

In response, it's light beer from here on in, run fees have been increased to $15, hares will be conscripted five minutes before the run start* and it will rain at 5:30 pm every Sunday.
* some would say that this has been happening for a while

This week's poll is: When do you read your weekly hash trash?
Go to, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

On the subject of polls - Dini is currently coming second in Chardonnay H3's 'foxiest filly' poll. This might appear to be a good thing, but coming first at the moment is Zero. Head to to help Dini out (or to stick the boots in).


UP AND CUMMING. ( updated)
November 15 - Barbecue @ Ratchet and Knickers
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
February 7 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns


R*n 972 - Nov 16 - HOFT to Gunns Plains
R*n 973 - Nov 23 - Ratchet @ North Motton
R*n 974 - Nov 30 - A Bit of This @ Somerset

On on

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