Thursday, 4 December 2008

HHH Hash Trash 05 December 2008

It is with much trepidation that Burnie Hash again puts its collective faith into the hands of yet another hare from DickHead hash.  Memories of being led into the darkness of Dial Range, and more recently thrashing around in Leven Canyon, are all too fresh.

Yet, here we are again.  This time it's Dyke who has been handed the metaphysical scrotum of Burnie Hash - will he gently lead it on a refreshing ramble, or will he engage the squirrel grip?

The r*n starts at 5:30pm from Dyke's digs at 2/64 Tugrah Road Devonport; bring a hat, mug, $10 for bucket and burgers, piece of wood, codpiece, and a friend. Bring extra money for a chance to win in the raffle.  We're raffling GonZo off to Chardonnay, but I wouldn't get your hopes up.

The Burnie Christmas Extravaganza Run commences from the top end of the Civic Centre Car Park at 5.30 sharp on Sunday 21st December. Bring along a wrapped present each to the value of $5.00 and a plate of Christmas fare to share. Wear your most dashing Christmas outfit and extra drinks for later in the evening. On on will be at the King's Retirement Home, Mooreville Road, Burnie.

Luv and kisses - Phay Ray

Unsurprisingly, Burnie's blue jackets topped last week's poll (8 votes) to find which Tasmania club's hash haberdashery had the most impact.  DickHead's bright yellow groin warmers and H5's unflattering rugby tops each received two votes.  One Hump was obviously the only person to vote for Launceston's one-size-fits-no-one tee shirts.

This week's poll is: In the absence of Bad Santa from this year's Christmas run, who's knee would you like to sit on?
Go to, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
February 7 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns

R*n 975 - Dec 7 - Dyke @ Devonport
R*n 976 - Dec 14 - Giggles @ Calder Rd, Wynyard
† R*n 977 - Dec 21 - Phay Ray and Urang's Christmas R*n @ Burnie Civic Centre car park
No r*n on December 28
† R*n 978 - Dec 31 - Speed Hump's NYE Night on the Terrace
† R*n 979 - Jan 4 - Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 980 - Jan 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross

On on

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