Friday, 19 December 2008

HHH Hash Trash 19th December 2008

You'd better watch out! You'd better not cry! You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why… Satan Claws is coming to town!

As shares in tinsel, fake snow and beer continue their upward trend, Burnie hashers gather underneath the cameltoe for a festive jaunt around Burnie, before exchanging gifts that are, remarkably, nearly all the same (just like this e-mail).

Santas should gather at the southern (Jones St) end of the Burnie Civic Centre car park for a 5:30pm ho ho. Bring a plate of Christmas goodies to share and a wrapped gift to the value of $10. On On will be at the King Komm Retirement Village, 457 Mooreville Road, Burnie

You've all been very bad! According to last week's poll you're all getting a lump of coal for Christmas (although probably a step up from a framed photo of FC).

Battery-powered candles (yes, there is such a thing* - just ask Ringo and Dini) and gnomes also polled well.

This week's poll is: What did you think of your Secret Santa present?
Go to, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

* and it's not a sex aid
UP AND CUMMING. ( updated)
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
14 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns

R*n 977 - Dec 21 - Phay Ray and Urang's Christmas R*n @ Burnie Civic Centre car park
No r*n on December 28
R*n 978 - Dec 31 - Speed Hump's NYE Night on the Terrace
R*n 979 - Jan 4 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 980 - Jan 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross

Merry Christmas to all, and to all an On! On!

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