Friday, 3 April 2009

HHH Hash Trash 03 April 2009

With the endorsement of westward travel and recreational activities from the Village People ringing in their ears, Burnie Hashers and DickHead HOFTers are setting out for a weekend of falling down in the west coast of Tasmania.

First falling point is 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie, where hashers will fall over feint when Ringo appears ready to leave at the appointed hour of 9:00am, or any time in the ensuing hour.  After a stomach-churning drive through Hellyer Gorge (no wussy link road for these hardy travellers), HOFTers will fall into line and head toward Montezuma Falls, near Rosebery.  This will be followed by falling down drunk at the five-star* Mt Lyell Motor Inn.   * poetic licence which is not endorsed by the RACT  If heads are clear and bodies willing, a trip (unintentional pun) to Nelson Falls on Sunday has been mooted.

Bring everything you need for a day walk in Tasmania, including lunch and optional bevs.

Tassie hashers attending Aussie Nash Hash 2009 are invited to kit up in the most-rootable hash clobber ever produced.  Go to the Hash Trashmania site ( to see Lone Arranger model the Tassie Nash Hash 2011 bid tee shirt, then get your order in today!

With the Burnie AGPU fast approaching the call goes out to all Burnie Mismanagement Committee members to get their anal reports together.  The shredder awaits!

UP AND CUMMING. ( updated)
April 4-5 - weekend HOFT to see Nelson Montezuma fall
April 20 - H5 AGPU
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
May 23 - Burnie AGPU - Bone Idol karaoke pseudo-spectacular
June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena
June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend

R*n 992 - Apr 4-5 - Dyke's maxi HOFT to Montezuma and Nelson Falls
R*n 993 - April 12 - Giggles @ Calder
R*n 994 - April 19 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 995 - Hare required
R*n 996 - May 3 - DT @ TBA
On on

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