Friday, 24 April 2009

HHH Hash Trash 24 April 2009

They shall get p!ssed, as those who are left get p!ssed.
Trails shall weary them, and the beers condemn.
At the going down of the sun and hungover in the morning; we will drink their share.

The exodus to Nash Hash in Cairns has commenced, leaving a few hearty souls to set off at the earlier time of 2:00pm this Sunday from 31 Seaview Avenue, Parklands for hare GonZo's espresso express, promoted as an 8km pub/coffee crawl. Bring extra cash in order to drink anything other than water at these stops. Come prepared for wet weather.

Also bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 for food and bucket, Post-It note, and extra cash for a chance to take home GonZo's café chic.
The On Sec has received just three anal reports from Mismanagement Committee members - remember she has compromising photos of all, so don't make her wait!
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
May 23 - Burnie AGPU - Bone Idol karaoke pseudo-spectacular
June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena
June 21 -
Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
† R*n 995 - GonZo @ 31 Seaview Ave, Parklands
R*n 996 - May 3 - DT @ 23 Bay Street, Burnie
May 10 - Mothers Day (no run)
R*n 997 - May 17 - Dyke HOFT to Mt Pillock
† R*n 998 - May 23 - Burnie AGPU @ Isandula
On on


Anonymous said...

Why no r*n on Mothers Day??
Hashers are becoming lazy!!

Fully-trained shadowy figure said...

It's traditional. It also saves the Trailmaster from not finding a hare again.

Anonymous said...

R*bbish we had one last year.We will have one this year!! Await developments!

FTSF said...

One swallow does not make a summer. Nor an expert in fellatio. You fly in the face of tradition at your peril.

Anonymous said...

If one could access all past trashes one could then verify or deny that.

Anonymous said...

One could, if one's name was 'A Bit of This'

Anonymous said...

In celebration of winning the Nash Hash bid we can surely have a Mothers Day R*n!!

Further details when we decide upon a hare!!