Friday 12 February 2010

HHH Hash Trash 12 February 2010

Love is in the air, everywhere I look around.

According to JPY there is a fourth molecule in CO2. This might go some way to explaining the inexplicable; why women need so many pairs of shoes, why only males know how to use the remote control, and why this Sunday's Valentine's Day Breakfast is at 5:00pm.

Granny Hump, failed raconteur of Love Potion numbers 1 through 8, has declared that this Sunday's Valentines Breakfast can wait until after lunch, with all love birds and bush turkeys directed to assemble in their bedroom finest* at the soon to be former House of Hump at 5:00pm on Sunday 14 February.

Breakfast will be provided, so I'd probably start the day with a solid roast.

* a fair percentage of hashers wear nothing to bed; I've seen most of you naked before, so either iron the wrinkles out so that it's presentable in public, or find some apparel that resembles bed attire
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - hashers are reminded that they have until 28 February 2010 to register as a volunteer and pay the el cheapo registration fee of $210.  Don't delay!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday February 20 – Pig Pen 2010 @ Dodges Ferry
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart

On! On!
Grizzly

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