Friday, 18 June 2010

Hash Trash 18 June 2010

And so, dear reader, it comes to this.

The biennial madness known as Interhash draws near and its siren song is being answered by 50-odd Tasmanian hashers (and they don't come any odder than this lot). Burnie Hash has surrendered more than its fair share, leaving behind a skellington crew to keep the home fires burning and to keep the call of 'On!' bouncing off them thar hills.

The last hurrah for some of the travellers will be heard this Sunday, with Dini ousting you, dear reader, as the hare du jour. I understand that the pack will assemble at the former House of Hump, 120 Mount St, Burnie, which is now part of the Dingo rental portfolio, with slumlord Dini grasping the dribble dropper firmly with both hands. The r*n starts at the ABC-friendly time of 3:00pm-ish; bring the usual accoutrements.

I note, dear reader, that you have requested that we bring back an orang-utan. I'm afraid that our luggage restrictions may see us wearing every piece of clothing available just to get the luggage home, so one of the great apes may be beyond our ability. Perhaps you can make do with an Urang-utan - he is large, hairy and stinks like a rugby player's jock strap too.

I have no doubt that there will be further communiqu├ęs from the north in the coming weeks, but for now I put my last pixel to screen as BH3 web wanker and leave you, dear reader, to experience what it was like in the pre-computer age of hash.

Those still remaining in Tasmania are invited to attend LoonRhash Saturday 26th June at 6.30pm at Shearwater Country Club (note earlier time than usual)
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater Country Club
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
† R*n 1057 - 20/06/2010 - Dini @ 120 Mount Street, Burnie
† R*n 1058 - 27/06/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1059 - 04/07/2010 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1060 - 11/07/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1061 - 18/07/2010 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
On! On!

1 comment:

A Bit of This said...

Dear writer

I'm sure we'll survive!! have fun