Friday, 17 December 2010

HHH Hash Trash 17 December 2010

Dear Santa

I don't really want much for Christmas.  A cricket team that can win would be nice, but I know that's a tall order.

I thought that you may be interested to hear news of your crack Santa Operations Group, which as been in training all year at your Burnie campus.  I'm pleased to report that some members have plumped up nicely for the occasion.  Some of the female members (it was your idea to be an equal-opportunity employer) have managed to grow a bit of a beard, but we'll have to rely on fake ones again.

The final test will be held this Sunday, starting at 5:00pm from Spotlight in Burnie.  The squad will be tested in their three-Hs (Ho Ho Hos) and undergo a rigourous stuffing with cake and sherry.  We'll have to re-think the carrots, though.

Hang on Santa - Johnson's just taken three wickets - you certainly work fast!

Dress festively and bring a plate of food to share and a wrapped gift of approx $5-$7value. Bring: Food, gift, Santa suit or similar, mug, joke, friend, raffle change and extra drinks for a big night...
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA

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