Friday, 8 July 2011

HHH Hash Trash 08 July 2011

High School reunions are generally awkward events, probably akin to sado-masichism but with far less leather.  It generally takes 10 or so years after leaving school to forget the horrible stuff enough to want to see how badly everyone else has fared.

Not hare LaLa, who is pining for the days of the old school yard enough to set this week's Burnie hash trail from Parklands High School, in Atkins Drive, Romaine.

There will be advanced finger painting classes and perhaps a 1980s video presentation on how to apply a condom to a banana (never worked out why you'd need to do that).  After school day care will be at 120 Mount St, Burnie.

Bring: Sun hat, drink flask, smutty joke, bestest friend, $10 canteen money, and extra money for the raffle bully.
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
July 17th — Hobart Full Moon H3 200th run @ Two Metre Tall Brewery, Hayes
July 23rd — Bonfire @ Black Tracka’s. Ever wanted to stuff a Guy and then burn him? Yeah, me too. Bangs with sparks guaranteed.
August 13-14th — Devonport HHH does Guildford, contact Black Tracka on 0419 442 220 for details
August 20-21st — Launceston H3 1950th campout @ Myrtle Park
September 17th, Saturday — Devonport Hash’s le Tour de Pisse
October 15-16th — Burnie Hash’s Burnie Ten weekend, roll on up to the greatest slow on earth
October 29-30th — H5 Oktoberfest, Bruny Island (date to be confirmed)
October 31st — Kids with cancer charity run @ Hobart College
November 11th — Global Harriettes (11.11.11)
† 1114 July 17th—Phay Wray: A Hippity Hoppity HOFT, details TBA
† 1115 July 24th—Dini
1116 July 31st—TBA
1117 August 7th—TBA
1118 August 14th—combined LoonR

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