According to the Burnie Trash (about as reputable a source as News of the World) the next Burnie trail is a "Hippity Hoppity HOFT set by Phay Wray".
Try as I might, I have no idea what that involves. I have sort of ruled out that it means bonking rabbit-style anything that moves, because Phay Wray is not that sort of gal. Besides, if it moves it's already too fast for the average Burnie hasher to catch, let alone bonk.
It could mean an extended Easter egg hunt, finding three month old Easter eggs purchased on the cheap off eBay, because Phay Wray IS that sort of gal.
The only way to find out is to meet at 10:00am in the car park behind McDonalds, Ulverstone.
Standard Hashing attire suitable for the day’s weather, and a change of clothes. A mystery tour HOFT—bring cash for lunch and maybe dinner...
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
July 17th — Hobart Full Moon H3 200th run @ Two Metre Tall Brewery, Hayes
July 23rd — Bonfire @ Black Tracka’s. Ever wanted to stuff a Guy and then burn him? Yeah, me too. Bangs with sparks guaranteed.
August 13-14th — Devonport HHH does Guildford, contact Black Tracka on 0419 442 220 for details
August 20-21st — Launceston H3 1950th campout @ Myrtle Park
September 17th, Saturday — Devonport Hash’s le Tour de Pisse
October 15-16th — Burnie Hash’s Burnie Ten weekend, roll on up to the greatest slow on earth
October 29-30th — H5 Oktoberfest, Bruny Island (date to be confirmed)
October 31st — Kids with cancer charity run @ Hobart College
November 11th — Global Harriettes (11.11.11)
RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1114 July 17th—Phay Wray: A Hippity Hoppity HOFT, details TBA
1115 July 24th—Dini
† 1116 July 31st—Chunder
† 1117 August 7th—Ratchet
† 1118 August 14th—Speed Hump (combined LoonR)