Thursday, 31 January 2013

Burnie HHH Feb 3rd @ Wivenhoe

This week Burnie R*n returns home from the wilds of the Far East, and the r*n is being set by Yours Truly from the Burnie Farmer's Market gate at Wivenhoe showground.  Sunday February 3rd, 5.30pm.  Wear a hat, bring mug, joke, friend, piece of wood, $10, plus raffle change to win astonishing treasures from Sword Swallower's post-renovation clean-up.

On the following evening at 6.30 pm, our nearest and queerest neighbours, D*ckhead Hash, are r*nning from the Ulverstone cricket club on River Road.
Hare Cheese will be celebrating a birthday, thus adding another ring to his trunk.  Makes a change from tattoos.

On! On!

Thursday, 17 January 2013

Burnie HHH January 20th Port Sorell

This week Burnie Hash joins the Cappy Hampers of Port Sorell.
Meet at the rotunda on the corner of East Esplanade and Meredith Street, or the approximate vicinity, and listen for the sound of Knickers talking and Ratchet being stoically silent.  It shouldn't be hard to find them.
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle money and a chair (maybe one of those white porcelain ones from last week's r*n - they look very comfortable)
Sunday January 20th, 5.30 pm.
You can also do the Coleslaw Outlaw's version of the same r*n the following night.  See the D*ckhead Hash blog for details.
On! On!  Dini

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Burnie HHH Sunday Jan 13th 2013

Living in rear blocks of Epsom Road (as does our Hare), one's thoughts must occasionally turn to matters of a fundamental nature.
Hare a la Derrière Speed Hump advises the pack this week that the theme for her r*n is "Bottoms".    Open to broad interpretation, this cheeky directive will have the pack arsking for answers and clenching its collective sphincter in antici....   pation...
Make a date for 20a Epsom Road, Penguin, this Sunday Jan 13th at 5.30 pm.  Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle money and whoopee cushion.
On! On!

Thursday, 3 January 2013

The Sheila from ePenima

Not tall, not tan, not young or lovely, the Hare from ePenima goes walking....

This week's r*n is being set by Urang from Penima Road, Ridgley.  Travel to Ridgley township via Mount Road, turn right into West Mooreville Road.  Travel approximately 300 metres,  Penima Road is on your left.  Follow the road until you find signs, such as damp floopy pieces of cardboard with illegible writing, or a white Mercedes Benz with mud splashed up the sides, or indeed the hairy hare himself.

This Sunday, January 6th, 5.30pm.  Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 and raffle money.  Everyone excepting Speed Hump should also bring flour, in case there should be a celebratory occasion...

On! On!