This week Burnie R*n returns home from the wilds of the Far East, and the r*n is being set by Yours Truly from the Burnie Farmer's Market gate at Wivenhoe showground. Sunday February 3rd, 5.30pm. Wear a hat, bring mug, joke, friend, piece of wood, $10, plus raffle change to win astonishing treasures from Sword Swallower's post-renovation clean-up.
On the following evening at 6.30 pm, our nearest and queerest neighbours, D*ckhead Hash, are r*nning from the Ulverstone cricket club on River Road.
Hare Cheese will be celebrating a birthday, thus adding another ring to his trunk. Makes a change from tattoos.