Sunday, 30 September 2007
Next R*n - No. 912
Hare: Dini
On on: Oldina Forestry Reserve, Nursery Road, Oldina (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle
Friday, 28 September 2007
HHH Hash Trash 28 September 2007
Dini, President of the local AFL (Anti-Football League) has declared this Sunday's Burnie Hash R*n to be a footbrawl-free zone. This means that Speed Hump is forbidden to discuss the intricacies of Port Adelaide coach Mark William's interchange policy, Ratchet will be silenced in his diatribe against the white maggots (who no longer wear white but are still maggots) , and Tals will be forcibly restrained from singing the theme song of the Geelong Football Club.
With those stipulations, anyone still remotely interested in turning up should be prepared at 3:30pm to search for trail from the Oldina Forestry Reserve, Nursery Road, Oldina (see http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/ for map if required).
Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 for brew and tucker, plus change for rigged raffle. Bring footy jumper at your own peril.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Sep 29 - Chardonnay AFL Grand Final run @ Kingston
Oct 2 - 40th Anniversary of Hashing in Tasmania @ Ridgeway
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 912 - Sep 30 - Dini @ Oldina
R*n 913 - Oct 7 - Dint @ Mt Murchison (HOFT #6)
R*n 914 - Oct 14 - Speed Hump @ Ridgley
R*n 915 - Oct 20 - Burnie Ten weekend pt I
R*n 916 - Oct 21 - Burnie Ten weekend pt II
R*n 917 - Oct 28 - A Bit of This @ Penguin
R*n 918 - Nov 4 - Knickers @ Gawler
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Sunday, 23 September 2007
Next R*n - No. 911 (Terror Wrist Warning!)
Hare: DT
On on: 26 Stirling Street, Hillcrest 7320 (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle
Friday, 21 September 2007
HHH Hash Trash 21 September 2007
Burnie Hash Intelligence has issued a level-tangerine warning after reports that Osama Bin Ratchet has been laundering his tea towels and polishing his scud. O.B.Ratchet has long had his eye on Phay Ray's twin towers and he sees this week's BH3 R*n 911 is an ideal opportunity for him to have one off the terror wrist.
Hare DT will be looking to thwart O.B.Ratchet's plans with a deftly executed trail of mass disruption, starting at 3:30pm from 26 Stirling Street, Hillcrest 7320.
Bring: hat, mug, WMD, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Sep 29 - Chardonnay AFL Grand Final run @ Kingston
Oct 2 - 40th Anniversary of Hashing in Tasmania @ Ridgeway
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 911 - Sep 23 - DT @ Hillcrest
R*n 912 - Sep 30 - Dini and Giggles @ Calder
R*n 913 - Oct 7 - Dint @ Mt Murchison (HOFT #6)
R*n 914 - Oct 14 - Speed Hump @ Ridgley
R*n 915 - Oct 20 - Burnie Ten weekend pt I
R*n 916 - Oct 21 - Burnie Ten weekend pt II
† R*n 917 - Oct 28 - A Bit of This @ Penguin
† R*n 918 - Nov 4 - Knickers @ Gawler
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, 18 September 2007
Saturday, 15 September 2007
Next R*n - No. 910 (Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse)
Hare: Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse
On on: Oz Rock Inn, 10 Beach Road, Ulverstone (click here for map)
Hash cash: $50
Bring: bike shorts, spare pair of sock for bike shorts, yellow leader's jersey, drugs, thirst
See Devonport H3 (inaugural) Tour de Pisse blog post for details
Note: le Tour is an official BH3 r*n - no regular BH3 r*n on Sunday afternoon
Thursday, 13 September 2007
HHH Hash Trash September 14
Direct from the club that has bought us le Coque Cup, le Spa Bath and le Sbians comes le Tour de Pisse - two hours of walking, running or riding interspersed with drinking, drinking or drinking.
Tour participants are to register at le Oz Rock Inn before 2pm and undergo a drug test; anyone failing to have enough drugs in their system will have them administered by a qualified bartender. At 2pm the starter's gun will go off (something to do with le Stick Movie) and the pack will compete for the prestigious yellow leader's jersey, up until such time as Grizzly gets hold of it and stretches it so that it will not fit anyone else.
This will be followed by a presentation dinner and enough phoney French accents to fill an entire series of 'Allo 'Allo.
Cost is $50, which covers whatever Tracka reckons is a fair thing.
Bring: bike shorts, spare pair of socks for bike shorts, drugs and thirst.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Sep 14 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Irish Murphy's, Salamanca
Sep 15 - Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse
Oct 2 - 40th Anniversary of Hashing in Tasmania @ Ridgeway
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
† Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 910 - Sep 15 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 911 - Sep 23 - DT @ TBA
R*n 912 - Sep 30 - Dini and Giggles @ Calder
† R*n 913 - Oct 7 - Dint @ Mt Murchison (HOFT #6)
R*n 914 - Oct 14 - Speed Hump @ Ridgley
R*n 915 - Oct 20 - Burnie Ten weekend pt I
R*n 916 - Oct 21 - Burnie Ten weekend pt II
† R*n 917 - Oct 28 - Knickers @ Gawler
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, 11 September 2007
Suspects caught on film
Eye witnesses report seeing the two loitering around the controversial artwork at around 4pm on Sunday and police are appealing to anyone who may know of the suspects' whereabouts.
Sunday, 9 September 2007
Next R*n - No. 909
Hare: Tals
On on: 14 Frederick Street, Ocean Vista (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle
Saturday, 8 September 2007
Friday, 7 September 2007
Happy birthday NPT
Note: ordinarily we would post a nice photo of the celebrating hasher, however, for some reason, all of NPT's photos are as clear as those of the Loch Ness monster
Thursday, 6 September 2007
HHH Hash Trash September 7
This week's delightful hare is the lovely Tals, who will be settling a charming little trail from her enchanting temporary abode at Ocean Vista. Unless she is too distressed from her Launceston 1700th ordeal, in which case it will be that horrid hare, the irascible Slack Mac settling a distressing trail from the slum-end of Burnie.
Either way, the r*n will start at 3:30pm Sunday 9th September from Frederick Street, Ocean Vista (last house on the right).
Bring a hat, mug, friend and a joke. Bring extra money to be ripped off by winning first AND third prize in the raffle and STILL not getting anything half decent, like one of Ratchet's cast offs*.
* Ratchet has a habit of getting rid of the good stuff and keeping the crap for his wine wanker buddies
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If you have a Saturday spare this weekend, consider heading to Breadalbane for Launceston H3's 1700th. See http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/ for details.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Sep 8-9 - Launceston H3 1700th @ "Queensfield" Breadalbane
Sep 12 - Hobart Hash Harem 450th @ Tasmanian Inn
Sep 14 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Irish Murphy's, Salamanca
Sep 15 - Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse
Oct 2 - 40th Anniversary of Hashing in Tasmania @ Ridgeway
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
†R*n 909 - Sep 9 - Tals @ Ocean Vista
R*n 910 - Sep 15 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 911 - Sep 23 - DT @ TBA
R*n 912 - Sep 30 - Dini and Giggles @ Calder
R*n 913 - Oct 7 - Knickers @ Gawler
R*n 914 - Oct 14 - Speed Hump @ Ridgley
R*n 915 - Oct 20 - Burnie Ten weekend pt I
R*n 916 - Oct 21 - Burnie Ten weekend pt II
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Sunday, 2 September 2007
Next R*n - No. 908
Hare: Grizzly
On on: Romaine Park, Burnie (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle
Stand-in hare for Chunder, who is still battling with the equine virus. Get well soon, bro'.
Saturday, 1 September 2007
Camp Quality Charity Hash Run
VENUE: Royal Yacht Club of Tasmania
Marieville Esplanade, Sandy Bay
An A to B trail - a Walkers and a Runners trail will be set
START TIME: Bus Departs 6.30 pm
HARES: Dumb & Dumber.
COST: $20.00 per head food & grog.
All money collected will be paid to Camp Quality.
Run fees will be collected by Porno Pat. (Hash Cash H4)
MELBOURNE CUP: Poonce will be present on the night to collect donations.