HHH Burnie H3 Christmas r*n

Those keen of eyesight and lacking in productive things to do on a Friday have noticed that the date for the Burnie H3 Christmas r*n was incorrectly reported as 23rd December.

The Burnie H3 Christmas r*n will start at 5:30pm on Sunday 16th December from the offices of King Kommunications, where we will once again try to hide as many beer cans in the office as possible (Phay Wray has to have something to do during the day, other than pick fault with my e-mails).  Dress festively, such as your one-size-fits-no-one Santa suit.

Bring a gift to the value of $10 (this year's DickHead hash theme is lacy underwear) and a plate of food to share.

On! On!
Grizzled Elf

HHH Hash Trash 30th November 2007

It's getting to that time of year when that jolly fat man with a beard visits, eats your cake, drinks your port, then departs, leaving behind something that you didn't know you wanted and probably never will.

Speaking of Slack Mac - he is this week's hare and will be setting trail from, or nearby, or totally nowhere near his new house in Purtons Road, Gawler (is this the start of another Penguin Hash House Harriers-style takeover?) starting at 5:30pm. There will be signs from Allisons Road, so head to Gawler, take the right fork, resist the urge to turn on to Isandula Road, keep going toward North Motton and look for Allisons Road on the right. I'd Google you a map, but that particular bit of technology is failing me at the moment.

Bring a hat, mug, joke and friend; bring sunglasses for looking at very white rooms; bring a spade to dig up various botanical specimens*; bring $10 for food and bucket; bring extra cash for a ticket in a Knickers raffle where the prize is one of Ratchet's prize bottles of 2002 Chateau le Gopener fruity lexia.

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Saturday 1st December is the date for Kinickers' as pre-Christmas soirée. The festivities start from mid-afternoon; BYO barbecue meat and grog (not barbecue grog, just grog).

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jan 19 - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 922 - Dec 2 - Slack Mac @ Gawler
R*n 923 - Dec 9 - Dyke @ Wesley Vale (HOFT)
R*n 924 - Dec 16 - Phay Ray @ Burnie (Christmas r*n)


On on
Grizzly
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Next R*n - No. 921

Sunday 25th November 2007, 5:30pm start
Hare: Ringo
On on: 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle - bring bathers and towel for sheep dip

HHH Hash Trash 23rd November 2007

This week we move from hareless trail to hairless hare as Ringo, the master of the never-ending erection*, sets a post-election misdirection from the Mooreville Road chicken farm (448 Mooreville Road, Burnie), starting at 5:30pm.

The Paul Keating Memorial Day Spa is hot and bubbling**, so bring along bathers and a towel.
Also bring a hat, mug, friend, joke and $10 for food and bucket; bring extra for Knickers' Your Rights At Work leftovers raffle.  Each and every drink coaster a collectors item.

* nothing to do with blue pills, everything to do with unclad walls
** expect beans for hash nosh that evening
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Please note that the BH3 Christmas r*n has been moved to the 16th December to beat the Christmas exodus.
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Don't forget to mark Knickers' backyard barbie party on Saturday 1st December on your calendar.
Then burn it.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jan 19 - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 921 - Nov 25 - Ringo @ Burnie
† R*n 922 - Dec 2 - Slack Mac @ TBA
R*n 923 - Dec 9 - Dyke @ Wesley Vale (HOFT)
† R*n 924 - Dec 16 - Phay Ray @ King Komm (Christmas r*n)

On on
Grizzly
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RE: Where's Wally

Oh! The 18th November was it? The same weekend as the V8's.

Sheesh, ya pay top dollar for high quality flour and it doesn’t even last 10 years…Buggar!! I’ll go out to Bass Bakery at lunch time and give them one hell of a serve.

I hear you didn’t turn up…yet again?????

Regards
Where’s Wally

Where's Wally

Dear Wally

On 18th November 2007 a pack of Burnie hashers arrived at Camdale to follow trail set by hare Where's Wally. Try as they might, they could not find trail. Perhaps it had been washed away in the ten years since it was set. Come to think of it, what proof do we have that you even set it?

As Trailmaster, I have been awarded the Hashit in absentia for having the allowed first r*n without trail.

On on
Grizzly

Next R*n - No. 920

Sunday 18th November 2007, 5:30pm start
Hare: Where's Wally
On on: Scarfe Street, Camdale (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle

HHH Hash Trash 16th November 2007

Ten years ago on Sunday, hare Where's Wally set out with a bag of flour and with visions in his head of setting the best Burnie hash r*n ever.  The planning was meticulous; the loops, the switch backs, the checks - even a rare double alpha just to bamboozle the likes of Bastard and Slack Mac.  The day was fine and clear, while the sausages and hamburgers were lovingly hand made by local virgins.  The stars were in alignment and WW's horoscope said 'sit back and accept the accolades'.

Unfortunately, other forces were at work; Ringo had to wash his hair, Bastard had booked into have his back waxed, Slack Mac was giving a lecture on nuclear physics at the Gispert Memorial Lecture Theatre.  The fates even arranged for Pooh to be born 11 years earlier that day just to keep Grizzly off trail.  So it transpired that the best trail ever was never followed.

Until this Sunday.  The spirit of Where's Wally's trail lives and will be followed from 5:30pm this Sunday, starting at the end of Scarf Street in Camdale (before it goes up the hill into the golf club).

Bring a hat, mug, friend, joke and $10 for food and bucket; bring extra for Knickers' much-improved-prizes-since-that-whinger-Grizzly-left raffle.

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Knickers is having a party on Saturday 1st December as hacienda de la Ratckers. Excitement can hardly be contained, as Knickers unveils her latest purchase - her very own turbo-charged, dual microphone, widescreen karaoke kontraption!  Be still, my beating heart.  The festivities start from mid-afternoon; BYO barbecue meat and grog (not barbecue grog, just grog).  Knickers doesn't want me to tell you that there is inside accommodation for the exclusive inner circle early birds, so I won't.  This is a test run for the official Isandula Idol on February 2.  I knew that there had to be some upside to moving south.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jan 19 - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 920 - Nov 18 - Where's Wally @ Camdale
R*n 921 - Nov 25 - Slack Mac @ TBA
R*n 922 - Dec 2 - Ringo @ TBA
† R*n 923 - Dec 9 - Dyke @ Wesley Vale (HOFT)
† R*n 924 - Dec 16 - Ratchet @ Gawler
† R*n 925 - Dec 23 - Phay Ray @ Burnie (Christmas r*n)


On on
Grizzly
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Happy birthday Dini

Chin up and eyes open old girl, it's your birthday!

Next R*n - No. 919

Sunday 11th November 2007, 5:30pm start
Hare: Chunder
On on: West Ulverstone Tennis Club - off Braddon Street (click here for map)
Hash cash: $2
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle

There will be a circle from the r*n venue, followed by a pub tea
Bring money for counter meal and drinks - DT will collect $2 for her overseas trip fund

HHH Hash Trash 9th November 2007

This Sunday, 11th day of the 11th month, we remember the fallen (down drunk) and those who have been serviced for their country when Lance Corporal Chunder leads the charge of the light-headed brigade from the West Ulverstone tennis club, off Braddon Street in West Ulverstone.

The bugle will sound the charge at 5:30pm; lest we forget to bring a hat, mug, joke, $2 for bucket, extra cash for Knickers' war-surplus raffle plus money for a pub meal and drinks after the circle has concluded (hey, GonZo's away so there will not be any anchovy and Tim Tam appetisers).

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jan 19 - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 919 - Nov 11 - Chunder @ West Ulverstone
R*n 920 - Nov 18 - Where's Wally* @ Camdale
R*n 921 - Nov 25 - Slack Mac @ TBA
R*n 922 - Dec 2 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 923 - Dec 9 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 924 - Dec 16 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 925 - Dec 23 - Phay Ray @ TBA (Christmas r*n)

* 10th anniversary of Where's Wally's no-show r*n

On on
Grizzly
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Next R*n - No. 918

Sunday 4th November 2007, 5:30pm start
Hare: Knickers
On on: 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend and money for rigged raffle

HHH Hash Trash 2nd November 2007

Normally on a Sunday evening our hashing brethren (and sisteren) respectfully moderate their incohol intake for fear of facing a Monday morning with the mother (and father) of all hangovers.

Not this week.  While we southerners toil away on Monday, you slack northerners will be celebrating Recreation Day (surely the weakest excuse for a public holiday ever imagined - I shall campaign for its removal).  With Sunday guilt-free, hare Knickers has planned a big night out at 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler, followed by a big sleep in.

There has been some suggestion that Knickers (Knicko?) is planning Isandula Idol - any excuse for her to hog a microphone.

"On on" is at 5:30pm; bring a hat, mug, joke, $10 for food and bucket and extra cash for Knickers' winner-takes-all-but wants-none raffle.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Nov 5 - Camp Quality Charity Hash Run (Hobart)
Jan 19 - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 918 - Nov 4 - Knickers @ Gawler
R*n 919 - Nov 11 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 920 - Nov 18 - Where's Wally* @ Camdale
R*n 921 - Nov 25 - Slack Mac @ TBA
R*n 922 - Dec 2 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 923 - Dec 9 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 924 - Dec 16 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 925 - Dec 23 - Phay Ray @ TBA (Christmas r*n)

* 10th anniversary of Where's Wally's no-show r*n

On on
Grizzly
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