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HI ALL YOU HASHERS, WE HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT XMAS AND A VERY SAFE AND ENJOYABLE NEW YEAR.

LOVE FAB & BACKDOOR

Mary Chris Miss

To all Burnie hashers, our fiends from the DickHead Hash, remote blog followers and regular correspondent 'anonymous' I wish a merry Christmas.

There is no home hash this Sunday, as everyone will be too fat to waddle very far (how is that any different to normal, I hear you ask).

Hashing resumes with a New Year's Eve stroll from the House of Hump.

On! On!
Bad Santa

HHH Hash Trash 19th December 2008

You'd better watch out! You'd better not cry! You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why… Satan Claws is coming to town!

As shares in tinsel, fake snow and beer continue their upward trend, Burnie hashers gather underneath the cameltoe for a festive jaunt around Burnie, before exchanging gifts that are, remarkably, nearly all the same (just like this e-mail).

Santas should gather at the southern (Jones St) end of the Burnie Civic Centre car park for a 5:30pm ho ho. Bring a plate of Christmas goodies to share and a wrapped gift to the value of $10. On On will be at the King Komm Retirement Village, 457 Mooreville Road, Burnie

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You've all been very bad! According to last week's poll you're all getting a lump of coal for Christmas (although probably a step up from a framed photo of FC).

Battery-powered candles (yes, there is such a thing* - just ask Ringo and Dini) and gnomes also polled well.

This week's poll is: What did you think of your Secret Santa present?
Go to http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

* and it's not a sex aid
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
February 14 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 977 - Dec 21 - Phay Ray and Urang's Christmas R*n @ Burnie Civic Centre car park
No r*n on December 28
R*n 978 - Dec 31 - Speed Hump's NYE Night on the Terrace
R*n 979 - Jan 4 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 980 - Jan 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross


Merry Christmas to all, and to all an On! On!
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

High Noon for Full Moon VI

In 1901 the newly-formed nation of Australia was drawn into its first conflict, as an empire took on some upstart colonials on the African continent.

In 2009 the battle in the Boer Beer War continues in Tasmania as the forces of Lord Ringo’s Boags Empire take on the rag-tag Cascade colonials, led by Grizzly van der Kuunt, at the border territory of Ross.

The charge of the Light Beer Brigade begins at noon on Saturday 10th January 2009, and forces should marshal in full regalia outside the Ross Caravan Park.

Soldiers should bring their own meat rations and an extra canteen, lest you suffer from strong thirst.

Forces assigned to remain on the battlefield overnight will need to arrange their own bivouac.

Boags forces can receive further orders from Lt Col Dini (dini@dhash.com), while Cascade colonials can contact Grizzly (grizzly@dhash.com).

“Hash straight, you bastards!” - Breaker Morbeer

HHH Hash Trash 12 December 2008

On the first day of Christmas, my Trailmaster said to me… Giggles is the hare, not due to any effort by me.
Burnie Hash's chief lipstick consultant is setting trail this week from her parents' farm on Elphinstones Road, Calder (left off  Bass Highway, Wynyard, on to Calder Rd (C235) and follow for approximately 11.6km).

Bring a hat, mug, $10 for bucket and burgers, piece of wood, Christmas card, and a friend. Wearing of lipstick compulsory. Bring extra money for a chance to win a stuffed penguin in the raffle.

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The Burnie Christmas Extravaganza Run commences from the top end of the Civic Centre Car Park at 5.30 sharp on Sunday 21st December. Bring along a wrapped present each to the value of $5.00 and a plate of Christmas fare to share. Wear your most dashing Christmas outfit and extra drinks for later in the evening. On on will be at the King's Retirement Home, Mooreville Road, Burnie.

Luv and kisses - Phay Ray
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The people have spoken!  It's DT's knee on which most hashers wish to sit this Christmas!
There was a fair amount of vote changing during the week, with Urang well ahead at one stage.  DT recorded six votes, three ahead of Urang, with Ratchet and Ringo both collecting two votes.  Only one person thought it appropriate to sit on Slacko's knee, which is just as well because that's all there's room for.

This week's poll is: What will be this year's hot Christmas gift?
Go to http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
† February 14 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 976 - Dec 14 - Giggles @ Elphinstones Rd, Calder
R*n 977 - Dec 21 - Phay Ray and Urang's Christmas R*n @ Burnie Civic Centre car park
No r*n on December 28
R*n 978 - Dec 31 - Speed Hump's NYE Night on the Terrace
R*n 979 - Jan 4 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 980 - Jan 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 05 December 2008

It is with much trepidation that Burnie Hash again puts its collective faith into the hands of yet another hare from DickHead hash.  Memories of being led into the darkness of Dial Range, and more recently thrashing around in Leven Canyon, are all too fresh.

Yet, here we are again.  This time it's Dyke who has been handed the metaphysical scrotum of Burnie Hash - will he gently lead it on a refreshing ramble, or will he engage the squirrel grip?

The r*n starts at 5:30pm from Dyke's digs at 2/64 Tugrah Road Devonport; bring a hat, mug, $10 for bucket and burgers, piece of wood, codpiece, and a friend. Bring extra money for a chance to win in the raffle.  We're raffling GonZo off to Chardonnay, but I wouldn't get your hopes up.

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The Burnie Christmas Extravaganza Run commences from the top end of the Civic Centre Car Park at 5.30 sharp on Sunday 21st December. Bring along a wrapped present each to the value of $5.00 and a plate of Christmas fare to share. Wear your most dashing Christmas outfit and extra drinks for later in the evening. On on will be at the King's Retirement Home, Mooreville Road, Burnie.

Luv and kisses - Phay Ray

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Unsurprisingly, Burnie's blue jackets topped last week's poll (8 votes) to find which Tasmania club's hash haberdashery had the most impact.  DickHead's bright yellow groin warmers and H5's unflattering rugby tops each received two votes.  One Hump was obviously the only person to vote for Launceston's one-size-fits-no-one tee shirts.

This week's poll is: In the absence of Bad Santa from this year's Christmas run, who's knee would you like to sit on?
Go to http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
February 7 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 975 - Dec 7 - Dyke @ Devonport
R*n 976 - Dec 14 - Giggles @ Calder Rd, Wynyard
† R*n 977 - Dec 21 - Phay Ray and Urang's Christmas R*n @ Burnie Civic Centre car park
No r*n on December 28
† R*n 978 - Dec 31 - Speed Hump's NYE Night on the Terrace
† R*n 979 - Jan 4 - Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 980 - Jan 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 28 November 2008

Who'd have thought that being Grand Master was such a difficult job?  The mobile postcode has almost been stationary on the NW Coast and the GM has had two haring duties this month!  Just as well she didn't get a job with DickHead Hash too.

This Sunday the low dog and the low dog's travelling companion, A Bit if This, set forth from the Surf Club; not the Forth Surf Club but the Somerset Surf Club.

The r*n starts at 5:30pm; bring a hat, mug, $10 for bucket and burgers, piece of wood, ocarina, and a friend.  Bring extra money for a chance to win something.  Maybe.

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According to last week's poll, the annual High Noon for Full Moon ranks highest on the list of away hash events that hashers look forward to attending (9 votes), which augers well for next year's skirmish at Ross in January 2009 (was that a clue?).  Also ranking high was Chardonnay's Highland Fling (6 votes), for you cannot go wrong at an event with kilts.  On the subject of men in skirts, the annual Red Dress charity run came in third (2 votes), with Devonport's Tour de Pisse a distance fourth (1 vote).  Organisers of the Park Beach H3's Pig Pen and H5's Oktoberfest need better promotion in the north west, with neither event in the rankings.

This week's poll is: Which club's haberdashery has the biggest impact?
Go to http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
February 7 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 974 - Nov 30 - A Bit of This @ Somerset Surf Club
R*n 975 - Dec 7 - Dyke @ Devonport
† R*n 976 - Dec 14 - Giggles @ Calder Rd, Wynyard
R*n 977 - Dec 21 - Phay Ray and Urang's Christmas R*n

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Happy Birthday to Burnie Hash's Brothers

On a sunny day a long long time ago, somewhere north of the South Pole, a man in a white coat held up two squirming newborns and spanked them firmly on the arse. This was pretty much the last normal thing that ever happened in the lives of Grizzly and Chunder.

To the length and the breadth of Burnie Hash, we all wish them both a very happy day and many more On Ons.

Hash Trash 21 November 2008

Ever since Ratchet was transplanted, pruned and sprayed to Gawler, all bar one of his runs have started from the back door of the hacienda.  This week, however, Ratchet has thrown off the shackles (and Knickers' job list) to head out into territory unknown - the Sith Cala Nature Reserve, Bretts Road, North Motton.

From the hare himself, directions are: from the Bass Hwy, turn off and pass through Gawler and on through the township of North Motton.  Just a few hundred metres past the town turn right into Bretts Road [approximately 6.3km from Gawler shop].  This becomes a gravel road after about a kilometre.  Continue along the gravel for about half a km and take the first turn right into the Sith Cala Nature Reserve.  It is signposted but you cannot see the signs until you have turned off, and at first it appears you are turning into a farmhouse.

New territory! You lucky people.

The r*n starts at 5:30pm; bring a hat, mug, $10 for bucket and burgers, piece of wood, chartreuse, and a friend.  Bring extra money for a chance to win something vaguely drinkable, edible, usable or wearable.

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Heaping indignity upon last week's assault (course), our poor On Sec finds out from the weekly poll that almost half of her readership doesn't read the Hash Trash!  From twelve responses, only one admits to reading the Trash at the on on, four wait until they get home, while two wait for their next bowel movement to read it (perhaps it is used as an aid).  Four admit to only looking at the pictures and one dastard doesn't read it at all.  There were no responses to reading just before setting fire to it, meaning that Dint doesn't visit the Burnie blog site.

This week's poll is: Which annual hash away event do you most look forward to?
Go to http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

On the subject of polls - a last-minute surge saw Dini crowned as Tasmania's 'foxiest filly' in the Chardonnay H3 poll, after days of neck-and-necking with Zero (eewwww).

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
February 7 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 973 - Nov 23 - Ratchet @ North Motton
R*n 974 - Nov 30 - A Bit of This @ Somerset
† R*n 975 - Dec 7 - Dyke @ Devonport
† R*n 976 - Dec 14 - hare-less
† R*n 977 - Dec 21 - Phay Ray and Urang's Christmas R*n

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 14 November 2008

After every good party there's a hangover to deal with. After Wednesday's 30th anniversary bash, the hangover comes this Sunday in the form of a HOFT from Leven Canyon to Gunns Plains, led by hare of the dog, Flasher.

This will be no walk in the park - experienced bush wankers say that this will take 12 hours, with some sections of the track where it will be lucky to achieve 1km per hour (a sprint, in my books).

The hashing old farts will be leaving Ulverstone McDonalds' car park at 8:00 am.
Bring everything you would expect to need for such a walk (EPERB, rations, torch, etc.) and be sure to select which person to cannibalise before you leave.

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Last week's poll indicated that the On Sec is the most powerful member of the Mismanagement Committee (after the GM and JMs). That was until the Web Wanker proved that he is the most powerful by removing all evidence and adding a nasty picture of the On Sec on the blog. Bwahahahahahaha.

For the record, before removing the poll the results were:
On Sec - 4 votes
Hash Hops - 3 votes
Hash Lip - 2 votes
Hash Cash - 1 vote
Trailmaster - 1 vote
Hash Monk - 1 vote
Web Wanker - 42,354 votes
In response, it's light beer from here on in, run fees have been increased to $15, hares will be conscripted five minutes before the run start* and it will rain at 5:30 pm every Sunday.
* some would say that this has been happening for a while

This week's poll is: When do you read your weekly hash trash?
Go to http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

On the subject of polls - Dini is currently coming second in Chardonnay H3's 'foxiest filly' poll. This might appear to be a good thing, but coming first at the moment is Zero. Head to http://www.chardonnayh3.blogspot.com to help Dini out (or to stick the boots in).

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 15 - Barbecue @ Ratchet and Knickers
January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
† February 7 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 972 - Nov 16 - HOFT to Gunns Plains
† R*n 973 - Nov 23 - Ratchet @ North Motton
† R*n 974 - Nov 30 - A Bit of This @ Somerset

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Happy birthday, Dini!

Happy sub-50th birthday, bint

(photo pinched from DickHead blog)

HHH Hash Trash 12 November 2008

Do not adjust your calendars - despite your wildest dreams you haven't skipped forward in time by two days to suddenly arrive at weekend's eve.

This special mid-week trash is to wish Burnie Hash 'happy birthday', for it was 30 years ago today that a pack of thirteen unsuspecting men (and two suspect visitors) followed a trail of flour set by a couple of demented hares around the rural setting of West Ridgley.

In those 30 years since, we have seen a chainsaw massacre at Mooreville Road Hall, Viking longboats, near drownings, Effie the Emu, topless waitresses, hot tubs, two-tonne barbecues, waterfalls, Hash Hotline (315 665), snow, gunge, runs with no pack, runs with no hare, nasally-expelled tea, Cheveaux Road (8km to go), frogs legs, exploding concrete, Slice 'n' Fry, bogged cars, bogged mobile postcodes, mirror balls, chariots, weddings, dogs, buses, trains, floating doors, four Hashits, shiggy, beer-dispensing urinals, the Dial Range in complete darkness (twice) and so much more.

We have welcomed new members and farewelled old members.  We have consumed a lake of beer and ginger beer and cooked kilometres of sausages.  Many thousands of words have been put to print - some intelligent, some unintelligible.

And so it continues tonight with a special pearl anniversary run set by our esteemed Grand Master from the Moose Farm at 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie.  Trail starts at 6.30 pm for a short r*n, long on on, and a trawl through the old trashes (why buy toilet rolls?) and Burnie Hash Relics. See our collection of sepia pictures featuring strangely familiar thin-looking hashers wearing tight shorts, body-hugging bonds tees and KT26 joggers. And if that’s not enough to get you along on a Wednesday night, there’s free beer and food!

Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, piece of wood for the Herr Flick memorial fire pot and wear pearl jewellery of your choice.

On! on! To the next 30 years!

Hash Trash 07 November 2008

We've had a Ball being Vikings, but the time has come to get back to the spiritual side of hashing, and who better to lead us into temptation and deliver us some evil than our own hare-y Hash Monk, DT.

This Sunday the faithful will gather under warm spring skies for the sermon from the Mount(ello).  After a blessing, the pack will cry "On! On!" at the appointed hour (and ten minutes) of 5:30pm and depart from 26 Stirling Street, Montello to spread the gospel of Gispert to the great un-hashed.

The worthy should bring a hat (for 'G' should not have to look down upon a naked head), a mug (to hold the spirit of 'G') (or beer), $10 (a small tithing to cover beer), a joke (for 'G' loveth a good jape… and a beer), a chair (for the chosen position of reverence so as to not spill the beer) and a calendar (with which to brandish at the Trailmaster).

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Five hashers managed to select a winner in last week's Burnie H3 blog poll, tipping Barack Obama to win the big race.  Three tipped Makybe Diva to win, with no-one selecting John McCain.

This week's poll is: After the GM and JMs, which position is the most powerful in hash?
Go to http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/, look for the poll on the right side of the page and record your vote (closes next Thursday).

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 12 - 30th anniversary of Burnie H3
† November 15 - Barbecue @ Ratchet and Knickers
† January 10 - High Noon for Full Moon VI @ Ross
† January 31 - Hobart (H4) 2000th run @ The Lea
† February 14 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
† February 20-22 - Swine 09 Pig Pen Run @ Nugent
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 971 - Nov 9 - DT @ Montello
R*n 972 - Nov 16 - HOFT to Gunns Plains
R*n 973 - Nov 23 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 974 - Nov 30 - A Bit of This @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

BBQ at Ratchet and Knickers'

1054 Isandula Road, Gawler

(as if any NW hashers need to be told the address)

Saturday 15 November

1.00 pm till late

Special home-grown beef kebabs provided!

BYO grog and extra bbq meat if required

Any further information or directions
phone 6429 3291 or 0419 180 182

Hash Trash 24 October 2008

By Joint Masterly decree, this long weekend (for some!) has been declared a hash-free zone as people flit off here (here being Hobart) and there (there being somewhere other than Hobart) (possibly Munich) in celebration of Recreation Day (too many brackets).

The southern-destined hashers will be donning the green make-up (or in some cases, just leaving their regular make-up off) to look scary at the combined hashes masked ball and 100th POSH stroll.  Up north, the tumbleweeds continue their unrestricted journey down the hashless streets of Burnie.

'Normal' hashing resumes next weekend, courtesy of a hare-y Hash Monk, DT.
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With nothing to do this weekend, how about checking out changes to the Burnie (http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/) and Devonport blogs (http://www.dhhh.blogspot.com/)?  Take part in polls, view pics of the Burnie 10 weekend and even find out how to make fishy soup.  Also head to the Chardonnay blog (http://chardonnayhhh.blogspot.com/) and vote for Grizzly as Chardonnay's sexiest male (the rest are simply DROSS!).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
† November 12 - 30th anniversary of Burnie H3
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
No r*n - Nov 2
† R*n 971 - Nov 9 - DT @ Montello
† R*n 972 - Nov 16 - HOFT to Gunns Plains
† R*n 973 - Nov 23 - Ratchet @ TBA
† R*n 974 - Nov 30 - A Bit of This @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Viking good chowder

In response to numerous requests, Giggles has been interrogated and tortured to breaking point, finally giving up her recipe for the smoked fish chowder enjoyed by many at the recent Burnie 10 weekend.  We now look forward to her next culinary triumph at 2009's cannibal-themed Burnie 10 weekend...

Smoked Fish Chowder

500g Smoked Fish
1 large potato, peeled and diced
1 medium onion, finely diced
1 stick celery, finely diced
50g butter
1 rasher bacon, rind removed, finely diced
2 Tablespoons plain flour
1/2 teas dried mustard (or Dijon)
1/2 teas Worcestershire Sauce
1 cup milk
1/2 cup fresh parsley finely chopped
1/4 cup cream

Put fish in fry pan, cover with water, bring to boil, reduce heat and simmer 8 mins or until the fish flakes easily.
Drain, reserving fish stock, then peel, bone and flake fish, set aside.
Put potato, celery and onion in pan with fish stock to cover veg. Bring to boil, reduce heat and simmer until soft, set aside.
Meanwhile, melt the butter in a large pot, add bacon and cook, stir 3 mins. Add flour, mustard and W.Sauce and stir until smooth.
Cook 1 min, gradually add milk, stir continuously, away from heat until smooth. Return to heat, stir for 5 mins until thick, then stir in veg and liquid, then add parsley and flaked fish. Simmer on low for 5 mins and add cream. Adjust seasoning to taste.

New poll added

This week's important question: Who will win Tuesday's big race?

To participate, look for the poll on the right side of the page. Democracy (Florida-style) is only a click away. Vote early. Vote often*.

*often being once, but once is more often than you've voted on here before

Viking good pics...

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Hash Trash 24 October 2008

After a Viking good time last weekend, those still standing after the grope, spillage and chunder are invited to travel to the lofty heights of Letteene Road, Round Hill, approximately 1.5km up Stowport Road.  Be mindful of the speed humps and even more mindful of hare Speed Hump.

'On on' is at 5:30pm; bring a hat, mug, friend, joke, three-day old scone and $10 for bucket and burgers.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
† November 12 - 30th anniversary of Burnie H3
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 970 - Oct 26 - Speed Hump
† R*n 971 - Nov 2 - NFI
† R*n 972 - Nov 9 - SNFI
† R*n 973 - Nov 16 - HAAFI?
† R*n 974 - Nov 23 - DAGAF?
† R*n 975 - Nov 30 - you get the idea...

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 10 October 2008

How many people would take a plastic potty on holiday with them?  How many of those people would take a stolen plastic potty on holiday with them?  From the remainder, how many would scratch obscene and highly inaccurate messages in the side of the stolen plastic potty that was taken on holiday with them?  From the few depraved souls left, who would take photos of scratched obscene and highly inaccurate messages in the side of the stolen plastic potty that was taken on holiday with them?

Just one.
Flasher.
And now the Trailmaster *cough* has seen fit to let this obviously mentally deranged person set a trail for Burnie Hash.

Hare Flasher the Hashit Knapper's trail starts at 5:30pm REHST from 118 Upper Maude Street, Ulverstone.  Best of luck!
Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, piece of wood, corset and $10 for brew and tucker. Bargain. Bring some extra nasty for a chance to win something GonZo in the money raffle.

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For a Viking good time on the Norse West Coast, see the flyer currently doing the rounds at your local hash, or online at http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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After consultation with key stakeholders (went to pub, had drinks) it has been decided that the combined hash clubs of Tasmania will again put their hands up to host an Aussie Nash Hash (applause).

It was decided that Hobart (won coin toss) would be offered as a venue for Aussie Nash Hash 2011, and preliminary planning has secured a venue within walking (staggering) distance of the Hobart CBD and the support of the Lord Mayor of Hobart (we contacted him, he didn't say 'no').

This bid is being chaired by Lone Arranger (last person standing after drinks) and she has the support of hashers from across the state (unless we lose the bid, then we turn on her).

It is proposed that Aussie Nash Hash 2011 be held on the weekend of Friday 25th to Sunday 27th February 2011 (good weather, thanks global warming), with pre- and post-lubes being hosted by various chapters throughout the State (we told them, they didn't say 'no').

More info when it comes to hand (masturbation joke deleted) and free maps.
Until then, go and get FNQ'd.
On! On!
Tassie bid team
2011 Aussie Nash Hash
http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11-12 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ Mt Field
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - Flasher @ 118 Upper Maude Street, Ulverstone
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II
R*n 969 - Oct 26 - Back to Chunder

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 03 October 2008

All winter Ringo has been storing late seconds, late minutes and late hours.  Most would assume that this was because he was disorganised, however I can now revealed that this 'lost' time has been converted into something quite special that he calls 'Extra Hours of Sunshine Time'.  The name might need a bit of polish, however the concept is sound as, from this Sunday, an extra hour of daylight has been allocated to the pursuit of hashing excellence.  Well done, Ringo!

First cab off the hashing excellence rank is non-English speaking Punjabi-native Dini, who is setting a rural stroll starting at 5:30pm REHST from Sargent's shop, on Mount Road, Ridgley, followed by an on-on at the chicken farm.

Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, piece of wood, sitar and $10 for brew and tucker.  Bargain.  Bring some extra GonZo for a chance to win something cheap and nasty in the money raffle.

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For a Viking good time on the Norse West Coast, see the flyer currently doing the rounds at your local hash, or online at http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11-12 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ Mt Field
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 965 - Oct 5 - Dini @ Mount Rd, Ridgley
† R*n 966 - Oct 12 - Flasher @ 118 Upper Maude Street, Ulverstone
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II
R*n 969 - Oct 26 - Back to Chunder

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 26 September 2008

On Sunday the roar of the AFL Grand Final crowd will be replaced by the raw of the prawn as missing Trailmaster Chunder sets the first of three consecutive trails (if the Receding Hareline remains in its current unpopulated state).

The first of Chunder's r*ns starts at 3:30pm this Sunday from the House of ChunZo, cnr of Seaview Ave and Villiers St in Burnie, followed by a counter attack at one of Burnie's fine eateries.

Bring money.  Bring a hat if you must.  Bring a friend if you can think of it.  Bring a joke too - or three.
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For a Viking good time on the Norse West Coast, see the flyer currently doing the rounds at your local hash, or online at http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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H5 Hobart Hash House Harriers & Harriettes
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THIS YEAR'S FANTASTIC OKTOBERFEST 2008
TO BE HELD ON SATURDAY 11TH AND SUNDAY 12TH OCTOBER
ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR WILL BE AT MOUNT FIELD THIS YEAR (ACCOMMODATION IS AT THE SKI LODGE) ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS:

* Sleeping Bag and anything else you require to keep you toasty
* Grog will be provided however, bring extra grog if you are planning a big one
* Lunch for Saturday – Dinner is provided for Saturday evening by our wonderful resident chefs
* Breakfast for Sunday morning
* Snacks (Rectum will be making chocolate snow cones)
Costs are $50 for the weekend and $22 per vehicle for car pass (I believe these are available at Service Tas)
If you are staying overnight on Friday make sure you bring $12 extra and breakfast for Saturday morning.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
† October 11-12 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ Mt Field
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 964 - Sep 28 - Chunder @ cnr of Seaview Ave and Villiers St, Burnie
R*n 965 - Oct 5 - Brudda Chunder
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - Trailmaster Chunder
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II
R*n 969 - Oct 26 - Guess (rhymes with 'Chunder')

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 964 (and any r*ns thereafter)

Calling Chunder to the floor!

Our friends at the DickHead Hash have a receding hareline longer than ours - this cannot do!

Hash Trash 19 September 2008

With most of the pack still off gallivanting around the country (or the world), there are but a handful of regular hashers left to hold the fort (but what a handful they are).

Unfortunately, the Trailmaster has been inundated with offers to set trail this weekend and has opted for the pick a card, any card option.

Burnie hashers this weekend can either:

• Hash with the Launny boys at Bicheno
• Turn up at Speed Hump's house (120 Mount St, Burnie) at 3:30pm
• Travel south for a r*n that may or may not take place at Grizzly's house

In fact, submit a picture to the On Sec of you in hash gear on Sunday and you'll be credited with a Burnie r*n.  What fun!
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The JMs have finally released details of this year's Burnie 10 weekend.
For a Viking good time on the Norse West Coast, see the flyer currently doing the rounds at your local hash, or online at http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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Launceston East Coast Beach Bums weekend
Get you names in to Rainbow now!
See http://tashash.blogspot.com/2008/07/beach-boys-and-girls-at-bicheno.html for details.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA - oh dear!
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 963 - Sep 21 - House of Hump, 120 Mount Rd, Burnie
R*n 964 - Sep 28 - TBA
R*n 965 - Oct 5 - TBA
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - TBA (what a busy chap this TBA is)
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 12 September 2008

Last week's wood-nymph turned out to be a nymphomaniac with wood, so what will happen this week as Burnie Hash heads west to follow hare GonZo's trail?  According to the hare this run has it all, so long as your interpretation of 'all' is restricted to copious quantities of shiggy*.

Trails starts at 3:30pm from Tram Road, approximately 7km up Deep Creek Road off the Bass Highway, Wynyard,
Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood, tram ticket and money for counter meal after the run.
* shiggy = anything wet and slimy; often foul-smelling but always sticky
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The JMs have finally released details of this year's Burnie 10 weekend.
For a Viking good time on the Norse West Coast, see the flyer currently doing the rounds at your local hash, or online at http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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Launceston East Coast Beach Bums weekend
Get you names in to Rainbow now!
See http://tashash.blogspot.com/2008/07/beach-boys-and-girls-at-bicheno.html for details.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 12 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Annapurna Indian Restaurant
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA - oh dear!
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ Tram Rd, Wynyard
R*n 963 - Sep 21 - Trailmaster, Trailmaster, where fore art thou, Trailmaster
R*n 964 - Sep 28 - TBA
R*n 965 - Oct 5 - TBA
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - TBA (what a busy chap this TBA is)
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 5 September 2008

Spring has sprung and the Burnie pack is slowly awakening from its winter cybernation* as wood-nymph Trakka sets to gambol and frolic around the blooming, leafy hamlet of Ulverstone.

Trail starts at 3:30pm from Otto's Grotto in Shropshire Park, off Dial Street, Ulverstone.
Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood, fairy dust and money for counter meal after the run.
* cybernation - falling asleep at the computer
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Launceston East Coast Beach Bums weekend
Get you names in to Rainbow now!
See http://tashash.blogspot.com/2008/07/beach-boys-and-girls-at-bicheno.html for details.
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011
See the Hash Trashmania blog (http://tashash.blogspot.com/) for preliminary preliminary information on a planned bid to host Aussie Nash Hash 2011 in Hobart.
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Hobart Harem 500th
Sat 11 October starting at 11 am from John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
Cost $20: will get you badge, pisstop, BBQ!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 12 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Annapurna Indian Restaurant
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA - oh dear!
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ Tram Rd, Wynyard
R*n 963 - Sep 21 - Trailmaster, Trailmaster, where fore art thou, Trailmaster
R*n 964 - Sep 28 - TBA
R*n 965 - Oct 5 - TBA
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - TBA (what a busy chap this TBA is)
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 29 August 2008

The old farts are at it again, this time lugging their saggy arses and bottles of cheap wine to Lee's Paddocks under the mis-direction of Hare Dyke.

Hashers are directed to meet at 8.30am (yawn) at the Big Apple at Spreyton.  Bring the usual crap required for a day walk at this time of year in Tasmania (sturdy walking boots, thongs, thermals and sunscreen etc), lunch and liquid refreshments.  Afterwards, assuming you make it out, re-gather at the Sheffield Pub for a counter attack.

No raffle, no trail, no shortcuts.  Sounds rather like a Chardonnay run.
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011
See the Hash Trashmania blog (http://tashash.blogspot.com/) for preliminary preliminary information on a planned bid to host Aussie Nash Hash 2011 in Hobart.
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Hobart Harem 500th
Sat 11 October starting at 11 am from John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
Cost $20: will get you badge, pisstop, BBQ!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 12 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Annapurna Indian Restaurant
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
† October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA - oh dear!
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 960 - Aug 31 - Dyke @ HOFT to Lee's Paddocks
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA
R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 22 August 2008 - Wild West Weekend

Yee and Haw. Howdy pardners!

This week's Burnie Hash is a rootin' tootin' affair from the ol' Bischoff Saloon in the wild west town of Waratah.

Gunslingers and purdy young gals from around the state will be saddling up and heading south for Burnie Hash's 950th bash.

Deputy Sheriffs Urang and Phay Ray have been on the trail of Billy the Bastard and the posse will gather from half an hour past high noon to get yer allocated bunk for the night and then ride out in search of this notorious short-cutting bastard at 2pm. The Sheriffs warn that the trail gets mighty wet and sticky, so no wearing of your Sunday best, yer hear?

When the outlaw has been secured, the posse will circle up and chew the baccy, before getting changed into their dancin' clothes for a nosh up and ol' fashioned hoe-down!
At sun-up there'll be a good ol' hangin' and another trail to follow for thems what hasn't had too much 100-proof rot gut.

Deputy Phay Ray sez you'd better rug up nice and warm like, and bring a decent wad for yer ears, cos them gals get purdy noisy singin' them songs (not ta mention those snorin' ranch hands).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 12 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Annapurna Indian Restaurant
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
† October 11 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA - oh dear!
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 960 - Aug 31 - Dyke @ HOFT to Lee's Paddocks
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA
R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 950 - Waratah Wild West Weekend

Saturday 23rd August 2008, 2pm start
Hares: Urang and Phay Ray
On On: Bischoff Saloon, Waratah
Cost: stuffed if I know
Bring: best karaoke torture, ten gallon hat, sarsaparilla mug, pardner, joke, virgins, dancing girls.

Registrations at the bar from 12.30

HHH Hash Trash 15th August 2008

After two weeks of chasing French Harriettes on Tour around the Globe, this week Burnie Hash reverts to 'normal' with a B A Stard of a r*n starting at 3:30pm from the old Penguin tip, Montgomery Rd, Penguin (turn left approximately 2.7km from the start of Ironcliffe Rd).

Bring bathing togs for a dip in the spa.  It's not heated, but at least it holds water.
Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, piece of wood, widget and $10, which gets you drinks and tucker.  Bring extra money for a chance to win a cheap key ring that you donated anyway, courtesy of GonZo's near inexhaustible raffle bag.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
† September 12 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Annapurna Indian Restaurant
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
† May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ Montgomery Rd, Penguin
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 960 - Aug 31 - Dyke @ HOFT to Lee's Paddocks
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA
R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 8th August 2008

This week Burnie Hash goes global as the hashing sisterhood celebrates a day where too much chocolate and champagne is barely enough - the 6th Global Harriettes R*n.

Hare DT will be hosting a cock tale (I'm sure I spelled that right) trail starting at 3:30pm from Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone (there may still be a few Tour de Pissed hanging around).

No males allowed this run, but traditionally the numbers are bolstered by the sort of women who don't get out that much and for whom there is no Lady Gillette strong enough.

To add extra spice to this year's trail, hashers are asked to 'bra up and bra out' in support of Rotary's Project Uplift. Wear a bra over your outfit then donate it to the charity, which is assisting disadvantaged women in Fiji.

Cost is $10, which gets you drinks and nibbles, plus a commemorative badge.

After the echoes of the last cork have died down hashers are invited to reconvene at 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler, where there won't be a party for someone who is not turning 60 and who's name isn't Ratchet. BYO grog for the evening and prepare spend the evening passed out on the garage floor.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - southern leg (08.08.08)
August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - NW leg (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend

† November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ Beach Rd, Ulverstone
† R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ Montgomery Rd, Penguin
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 960 - Aug 31 - Dyke @ HOFT to Lee's Paddocks
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA
R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Foghorn's 60th

Hashers far and wide (that must include Grizzly) are invited to help Foghorn celebrate 60 years of thinking and drinking (more of one than the other) on Saturday 11th October.

Details can be viewed here or, for the technologically challenged, by contacting the old fart on 6427 2001.

Global Harriettes R*n

R*n starts: Saturday August 9th, 3.30 pm
From: The Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road Ulverstone, set by your hare DT.

Dress: Like a Harriette. This will include a bra which you will nobly donate to the Rotary Uplift Charity. Yes I know some Harriettes don't wear bras. Get over it. Just wear one. Or several.

Cost: The usual, $10. This will buy you a cocktail, chocolates, circle drinks (pink and fizzy) and tucker, possibly including birthday cake.

On On: Removed to 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler, where Ratchet will be continuing to celebrate his 60th birthday from the day before.

Bring: Extra drinks for a big night. Bedding for a really big night. Earplugs and condoms for a huge night.

Combined Hash House Harriers Ball

News Flash - News Flash - News Flash

It’s on again - the combined Hash House Harriers Ball

Keep the 1st November 2008 free for

Thee Masked Halloween Ball

Combining the 100th Posh Hash Stroll with the Ball

More information to follow when available

Contacts: Prick It, Trust Me or Hands On

HHH Hash Trash 01 August 2008

Bon jour, mon amis.  Zis wick zee Burnie 'Ash 'Arz 'Arriers are joining zee dickheads at DH3 by mocking zee grande traditions of le Tour and talking in outrageous French accents while walking, running, cycling or riding around Ulverstone in zee yellow jerseys.  Sacre bleu!

Le Tour de Pisse, she eez starting this Saturday at deu, 'ow you say, 2pm from le chateau du Crow, Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone.  Tres excitemont!

Le cost iz 198 francs, or in zee currency Australie, $50, which will get you a baguette, some frommage and enough burgundy to make your mouth feel like you've been licking an orses' arrz.

For more information, contactes vu Monsieur Trakka Noir on 0419 442 220 or look at zee pitiful effort at zee web blog http://www.dhhh.blogspot.com/.

Bon appetite!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - southern leg (08.08.08)
August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - NW leg (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ TBA
R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
† R*n 960 - Aug 31 - Dyke @ HOFT to Lee's Paddocks
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA
† R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 25 July 2008

It is written that a man's shed is his castle, and there is no grander castle in the NW than the keep of King Slack of Mac and Queen Jennifer.

This Sunday the drawbridge at 72 Purtons Road, North Motton, will be lowered to allow the royalty of Burnie Hash (and the odd DickHead peasant) to attend the grand opening, repleat with pagentry and all things bright and sparkly.

After a brief crusade starting at 3:30pm, the grand procession will enter the castle to be greeted by Royal Highness Tals and Royal Wideness Slacko.

Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood and $10 for banquet and mulled wine. Bring extra $ for GonZo's vice-regal raffle of vices.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - southern leg (08.08.08)
August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - NW leg (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Tals @ North Motton
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ TBA
R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 960 - Aug 31 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 18 July 2008

News from the NW has been a bit scarce this week, which is odd considering how much 'HashSpace' traffic there has been about bras 'n' things and considering you've sent Bastard and Pioneer down to experience the southern Tour de Pisse.

So, I have assumed the following about this week's r*n:

• trail is being set by Ratchet (based on Chunder's e-mail of last week)
• trail starts from 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler (based on history of the past three years, there is a 93.2% statistical probability)
• trail starts at 3:30pm (with allowances for seasonally-adjusted Ringo-time)
• it will cost $10 (assuming Professor Speed Hump hasn't upped the cost to cover her southern sojourns)
• you will get something to drink and something to eat (quality and quantity not assumed)
• GonZo will have a raffle prize so you will need extra money (not some much an assumption as a wild stab in the dark)

I am also assuming that you bastards actually read this crap, however I have NOTHING to base that on.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
† August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - southern leg (08.08.08)
August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - NW leg (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 954 - Jul 20 - Ratchet @ Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Tals @ TBA
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ TBA
R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 960 - Aug 31 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 11 July 2008

Last Sunday, 15-year old Chardonnay hasher Jess "Hamburglar" Macdonald completed 43 laps of a 1km circuit around Ogilvie High School to raise awareness of poverty in Sudan.  Like a well-fitting bra, she was supported by hashers from the south of the state and managed to raise $600, which will go to World Vision for projects in that area.

This Sunday, Burnie hashers will complete 43 laps around A Bit of This' bus, before setting off on trail at 3:30pm from 8 Charles Street, Ulverstone.  Afterwards, the pack will complete the full Hamburglar experience by 'dining' on fare from McDonalds.  The Burnie JMs have also decided that $5 from each hasher will be donated to Hamburglar's fund-raising efforts.  If you wish something more elaborate than a straight burger and chips, you should bring extra change to pay the difference.

Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood and $10 for brew and burgers. Bring extra $ for GonZo's marathon raffle give-away.

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The 'sisterhood' have decreed that the 6th Global Harriettes R*n will be held on 09.08.08, rather than the customary 08.08.08.  It could be argued that at in Burnie at 3:30pm on 09.08.08 it will be 10:30pm in San Francisco on 08.08.08.  Of course, this is a cop out, but you don't dare cross the sisterhood in these matters.  This event will also be a non-birthday party not for Ratchet who will not be turning 60.  More details later.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
† August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 953 - Jul 13 - A Bit of This @ 8 Charles Street, Ulverstone
R*n 954 - Jul 20 - Ratchet @ Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Tals @ TBA
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
† R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ TBA
† R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
† R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
† R*n 960 - Aug 31 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA

On on
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HHH Hash Trash 4 July 2008

It's Independence Day and Giggles is celebrating her new-found independence by inviting hashers to trample her grey and floral Axminster this Sunday, with trail starting at 3:30pm from 15 Loongana Place, Somerset.

Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood and $10 for brew and burgers. Bring extra $ for GonZo's red-white-and-blue raffle prize of the week.

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The Beach Boys & Girls at Bicheno
Launceston Hash House Harriers Annual Event
20th - 21st September
Saturday
Run start 2.00Pm
Drink stop
Dinner in the Restaurant 7.00 pm
Hash Circle & Party at the fire pit
Sunday
Beach recovery run 10.00 a.m
Late check out
What U Get
A Hangover, A Good Time, Some Horrible Memories, Lots of Laughs
A Bed, Meal in the Restaurant, Breakfast, Beer & Wine
All-inclusive $100.00
Where
Bicheno By the Bay Holiday Resort
Check it out www.bichenobythebay.com.au
Contact Smeg 0407579848
RSVP By 30th July
Disclaimer
Launceston LH3 will not be responsible for any person or persons that behave in a reasonable and responsible manner; all Hashing principles must be applied.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n (08.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
† September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
† November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 952 - Jul 6 - Giggles @ Somerset
R*n 953 - Jul 13 - A Bit of This @ Pioneer Park, Riana
R*n 954 - Jul 20 - Ratchet @ Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Tals @ TBA
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 957 - Aug 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 08.08.08 @ TBA
R*n 958 - Aug 10 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 959 - Aug 17 - DT @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 960 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 961 - Aug 31 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 962 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
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