Next R*n - No. 929

Sunday 27th January 2008, 17:30pm start
Hare: Ratchet
On on: 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 25th January 2008

Austria! Austria! Austria! Oi! Oi! Oi!

How better to celebrate the Austria Day long weekend than by breaking out the novelty Chinese-made Austrian flag hats, donning the haemorrhoid cream and sacrificing a bratwurst to the gods of burnt offerings?

This Sunday, hashers from far (Lone Arranger) and wide (Grizzly) will be making the pilgrimage to Gawler - birthplace of the Hills Moist and the Stump Jump Pillow - for a traditional Austrian hash trail set by Ratchet from 1054 Isandula Road.  Trail starts at 17:30.

Bring a hat, mug, friend, joke and $10 for bucket and tucker; bring extra cash for Knickers raffle of empty Vegemite jars and half-eaten Violet Crumbles.

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Party pest, Corey Delaney, has been secured to ensure that Ringo and Tinsel's birthday bash is one to remember, achieved by drinking so much alcohol that you forget anything that happened.

Saturday January 26th, from 4pm.
448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie.
BYO drinkies.
No gifts please, unless they are a walking stick with a stubby holder and a bell on it.
Some overnight accommodation available on request.

Don't miss this Once in a Decade opportunity.

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Word around the traps is that Hobart Full Moon H3 is trying to hi-jack the Leap Year Hash for 2008. Not only that, they aren't even going to bother to hold it on 29th February!

As a Leap Year Hash veteran, I cannot sit idly by and allow this to happen to the oldest hash club in Australia*!

Instead, I invite all true Leapers to a run from the aptly-named Kangaroo Bay Drive, Bellerive, starting at 6:30pm on Friday 29th February 2008.

There'll be no charge, but that also means that you need to BYO everything.

On! On! at least once every four years!
The phantom hasher!


* the oldest hash club in Australia that runs only every four years (maybe)

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Feb 29 - Leap Year Hash @ Bellerive
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run @ Hobart Regatta Pavilion
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 929 - Jan 27 - Ratchet post-Oz Day BBQ stroll @ Gawler
† R*n 930 - Feb 4 - DT @ Montello (back-to-school theme)

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Leap Year Hash

Word around the traps is that Hobart Full Moon H3 is trying to hi-jack the Leap Year Hash for 2008. Not only that, they aren't even going to bother to hold it on 29th February!

As a Leap Year Hash veteran, I cannot sit idly by and allow this to happen to the oldest hash club in Australia*!

Instead, I invite all true Leapers to a run from the aptly-named Kangaroo Bay Drive, Bellerive, starting at 6:30pm on Friday 29th February 2008.

There'll be no charge, but that also means that you need to BYO everything.

On! On! at least once every four years!
The phantom hasher!


* the oldest hash club in Australia that runs only every four years (maybe)

Bothwell - Speedy's bed

NEED A BED AT BOTHWELL?

 

Speedy has one. 

Well, she has two, she’ll sleep in one, the other is available.

In a cottage, no less.

Cost to the lucky person will be $35.00.

 

On on

Speed Hump

Wednesday 16.1.2008

Going to Bothwell?

Burnie Hasher Giggles is offering a ride to Bothwell Saturday morning, leaving from Wynyard, if anyone has not already arranged transport for themselves, or would like to be chauffeured. Price negotiable!  Probably good conversation, a new bright red lipstick, or a green apple flavoured vodka.

She can be contacted directly on 0427 427 322.

 

On On

Dini

The Young Ones

The North West Coast’s most senior hashing Twins celebrate significant birthdays next week.  Tinsel and Ringo (and indeed who could tell them apart) invite Hashers and other well-heeled hangers-on to join them for a commiserative barby, swim and drinks to help celebrate their respective milestones.

 

Saturday January 26^th, from 4pm.

448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie.

BYO drinkies.

No gifts please, unless they are a walking stick with a stubby holder and a bell on it.

Some overnight accommodation available on request.

 

Don’t miss this Once in a Decade opportunity.

 

On On

Dini

Next R*n - No. 927

Sunday 13th January 2008, 17:30pm start
Hare: Urang
On on: Follow signs beyond Ridgley (on on at the U-Ray house)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 11th January 2007

2008 - an Interhash year and a new year of promise for well-set trails, interesting territory and long on-ons.

Will this week's trail fulfil our wishes, or will Urang offer the same old dross?

Having spent some time in Hobart, our hare now knows how not to set trail and so we set forth for Ridgley (not Forth), looking for signs as we leave the outskirts of this bustling metropolis.  The on-on will be removed to the U-Ray household, where gathering hashers can marvel at jobs unfinished for thirty years.  It's really just like visiting Ringo and Dini's!

Bring a hat, mug, friend, joke and $10 for bucket and tucker; bring extra cash for Knickers raffle of cast-off Christmas presents.

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BUGGERY* AT BOTHWELL (*golf buggery, that is)

The committee and members at Royal and Ancient St. Gisperts invites visiting professionals to its fifth club championships, to be held at Bothwell on Saturday 19th January 2007.

Challengers are to meet in regulation attire at Queens Park for a noon tee off.
After a quick flog around the course, members and guests will assemble at the 19th hole for some libation and a repast of your own making.

Those who may be staying for the final round on Sunday and travelling more than an hour's buggy ride from R&A St. Gisperts may choose to withdraw to the clubhouse for an evening meal and engage in general banter, before retiring early to the lodgings of your choice.

Greens fee is by way of 10p, payable to the Hon. Treasurer on arrival.
After a quick flog around the course, members and guests will assemble at the 19th hole for some libation and a repast of your own making.

The front nine…
• The run starts at noon from Queens Park, opposite the Golf Museum
• Cost is $10
• BYO barbecue meat – bread and salads supplied
• Some drinks provided, but BYO if you want to play through

The back nine…
• Counter meal at Castle Hotel, 14 Patrick Street, Bothwell
• Limited accommodation available (see below)
• High Noon golf championship tee-off at Bothwell Golf Course from 10am Sunday. Green fees $15 (bring correct change)

Course notes…
• Dogs not permitted in Queens Park or on golf course

Accommodation…
• As accommodation very limited, it is recommended that anyone intending to stay overnight consider pitching a tent in the caravan park
o Powered ($15) and unpowered ($10) sites available at the caravan park, located at the back of the golf museum
o Park House – 6259 5676 or 0408 597 138
o Dalrymple House – 6259 5599
o Batt's Cottage – 6265 9481 or 0409 659 480
• Castle Hotel and Bothwell Grange are fully booked
• A volunteer at the golf museum has offered spare bedrooms in his house (it's that sort of place) – see Grizzly for details

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jan 19 - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run @ Hobart Regatta Pavilion
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 927 - Jan 13 - Urang @ Ridgley
R*n 928 - Jan 19 - Ringo and Grizzly - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
† R*n 929 - Jan 27 - Ratchet post-Oz Day BBQ stroll @ Port Sorrell (to be confirmed - that is, I made it up)
† R*n 930 - Feb 4 - DT @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Next R*n - No. 926

Sunday 6th January 2008, 17:30pm start
Hare: Dini
On on: 8 Arthur Street, Ocean Vista (click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

DHHH Next R*n

When: Jan 7^th 2008 – 18:30
Where: Oz Rock Inn, Ulverstone (was Port Sorell Caravan Park)
Who: Poxy (was Knickers and Ratchet)
Details: infamous annual water pistol run

On On
DT (was Tracka)