R*n 941

Sunday 27th April 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: Knickers
On on: 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 25 April 2008

Take a cup of flour, some rolled oats, coconut, golden syrup and 10 litres of whiskey and you have that good ol' Anzac spirit.

This week's Kokupa trail is being set by Burnie's foremost veteran digger, Knickers.

Trail starts at 1530hrs from 1054^th battalion headquarters, the last post on Isandula Road, Galwer

Bring a slouch hat, tin mug, a friend and a piece of wood. Bring $10 to cover run, food and bucket, plus a bit extra for a chance to win Knickers' fuzzy-wuzzy in the raffle.

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Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend

Rego forms and flyers have been sent out to each club - see your local On Sec for a copy

Get your forms in now to ensure a bed and goodies.

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Chardonnay Hash House Harriers
8th Highland Fling
Lake St. Clair Resort
June 6th to 9th

$65 gets you
* Saturday night accommodation
* Highland Fling badge
* three-course meal Saturday night
* nude run
* Sunday breakfast
* Saturday run and piss stop
* Saturday light lunch
* lots of laughs and memories
* chance to win the 3D quiz
* Sunday run and another piss stop
(bloody cheap, really!!)

Extras
* Friday night accommodation - an additional $20 per person
* Sunday night accommodation - - an additional $20 per person
* only 60 beds available - 1st in best dressed
* pay up to Yeti, your friendly Hash Cash

What you need to bring
* bedding
* running shoes
* kilt
* $ for drinks over the bar
* any additional food you may want
* warm clothing
* rain coat (if you bring it, you won't need it!!)

For further enquiries please contact Red Dress ph 0417 510 842 or Trust Me ph 0409 186 549

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
† June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ Gawler
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA (Mothers Day?)
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge

On on
Grizzly

R*n 940

Sunday 20th April 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: Dick Tayshun
On on: Fossil Bluff, Wynyard
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 18 April 2008

In just the space of two years our own Dick Tayshun has been drunk in a spa in her underwear among near-complete strangers, been elected to the high office of Hash Cash, attended an Interhash, and now, apparently located the lost civilisation of Fossil Bluff.

Yes, own intrepid DT will be leading a archaeological party to this hitherto unknown place, apparently located off the end of Freestone Crescent in Wynyard.

Using only a ancient, crusty UBD and a compass, DT has left instructions to "go through the township or Wynyard where you get to the Top Pub then you turn right at the roundabout as if you are heading to Table Cape , I think the road is called Saunders and turns into Table Cape road anyway then as you cross the bridge approx 2 kms you turn right into Golf Links Rd yes this takes you to Wynyard Golf club but don't go all the way to the end which is where the golf club is because then you have gone too far. You turn off into Freestone Cres till you hit the beach and you have arrived!!"

From memory, hitting the beach off Freestone Crescent may require a free-fall of about 50 metres, so be prepared for the sudden stop.

This week's true trail starts at 3:30pm; bring a hat, a mug, a friend and a piece of wood. Bring $10 to cover run, food and bucket, plus a bit extra for a chance to be amazed by the wide selection of quality gifts available in Knickers' raffle.
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News fresh in from Chardonnay - details of this year's Highland Fling will be announced next week.  Maybe.
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Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
Rego forms and flyers have been sent out to each club - see your local On Sec for a copy
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The AGPU approaches and On Sec Dini is eagerly awaiting your literary contribution. For Speed Hump, this means a 1200 word essay on how it felt to be a Grand Mattress for a year; for Urang it requires a crayon drawing, which may or may not be anatomically correct. Everyone else fits in between. Blank spaces in the report will be filled with GonZo's photos, which in turn will be filled with rejected jokes from a year of producing hash trashes.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
† May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 940 - Apr 20 - DT @ Freestone Crescent, Wynyard
R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
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R*n 939

Sunday 13th April 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: D1n1
On on: Park at the corner of Fern Glade Road and Wattle Avenue, Fern Glade (click for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

HHH Hash Trash 11 April 2008

Following a Burnie Hash-free* HOFT last week, control of Sunday hashing has been wrested back by Dini, ensuring that this Sunday afternoon will be filled with flour, hash brew and burnt barbecue offerings - just as Gispert decreed.

This week's true trail starts at 3:30pm from the riverside park at the junction of Fern Glade Road and Wattle Avenue in a slightly dislocated area of Emu Heights (in Burnie).

Bring a hat (a funny one), a mug (one that looks like you can open crown seals with it, but can't), a friend (let's not get too fussy here, knowing their first name is optional), and a piece of wood (it's traditional).  Bring $10 to cover run, food and bucket, plus a bit extra for a chance to win something unspeakingly crap in the Knickers raffle.

*casting no nasturtiums on our regular friends from the east
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Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
Rego forms and flyers have been sent out to each club - see your local On Sec for a copy
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The AGPU approaches and On Sec Dini is eagerly awaiting your literary contribution.  For Speed Hump, this means a 1200 word essay on how it felt to be a Grand Mattress for a year; for Urang it requires a crayon drawing, which may or may not be anatomically correct.  Everyone else fits in between.  Blank spaces in the report will be filled with GonZo's photos, which in turn will be filled with rejected jokes from a year of producing hash trashes.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 939 - Apr 13 - Dini @ Fern Glade
† R*n 940 - Apr 20 - DT @ Fossil Bluff, Wynyard
R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
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R*n 938 - HOFT to Mt Murchison (again?)

Depart Macca's Car Park in Burnie at 9.30 a.m. (car pool from there). Re-group at Tullah Cafe (formerly the tavern).

Alternate plan if mountain is fogged in - Montezuma Falls walk and maybe
stop at Rosebery Pub.

Alternate alternate plan - go straight to the pub.

HHH Hash Trash 4 April 2008

As the last of the Interhashers straggle back into the state our Burnie hashers will be brought back to normality with a gentle stroll.

To the top of Mt Murchison.

Yes, I know that it's been tried before, but this time Dint assures us that he has the Hash Monk onside and a cloud-free day will ensue.  Regrettably, the Monk reports that her powers over weather are waning because of a lack of Guinness at on ons, so anything could happen.

HOFT-ers should gather at McDonalds' car park at 9:30 to arrange transport, before re-gathering at the Tullah Café (formerly the Tavern).

If the Monk fails, there will be a gentle stroll to Montezuma Falls.  If the Monk fails dismally, HOFT-ers may simply head straight to the Rosebery pub.

Urang's Cocque Cup from beyond Ridgley will wait for another day.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 938 - Apr 6 - Dint @ Mt Murchison
R*n 939 - Apr 13 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 940 - Apr 20 - DT @ TBA
R*n 941 - Apr 27 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravelly Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
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