HHH Hash Trash 30 May 2008

A new year dawns, but it's Sunday morning and no one is going to be awake until well after mid-day.

This week's hare apparent is Chunder, who will be top contender for r*n of the year (until next week) with a Bolt Error starting at 3:30pm from the fountain at Burnie Civic Centre.  Afterwards the pack will flow to a local pub for a countery (buy your own meals and drinks).

It will be a slow start to new Hash Cash Speedy's collection for her college fund, but new Hash Hawker will undoubtedly have something spectacular in the raffle.

Also bring a hat, joke and friend.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort
† August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ Burnie Civic Centre fountain
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge
R*n 948 - Jun 15 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 949 - Jun 22 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 950 - Jun 29 - The new JMs (but I bet the new JMs can't count, either)

On on
Grizzly
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Burnie AGPU pics

B.A. Stard's pictorial essay on the 2008 Burnie AGPU is available for viewing by clicking this link.

WARNING - contains photos of pissed hashers in bad costumes - parental guidance recommended

HHH Hash Trash 23 May 2008 - Burnie AGPU!

Dancing Queen Phay Ray and the mirror-balled Urang have transformed King Kommunications into Studio 69 for this Saturday night's send off to another fine Burnie Hash year (or 13 months).

The evening starts at 5:30 with a stroll around Burnie nightspots, before glamming-up for an evening of shaking your groove thing to the funky sounds of the Disco King.

The HTV Awards will be presented for Bolt Error, Cocque Cup and Richard Cranium, plus other minor awards I was not privy to selecting so they're bound to be not as good as previous years.

Cost is $25, which covers r*n, on on, 3 course meal, badge, plus fabulous entertainment.  BYO evening drinks, and a coat to ward off the evening chills so as to avoid a Saturday Night Fever.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge
R*n 948 - Jun 15 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 949 - Jun 22 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 950 - Jun 29 - The new JMs (but I bet the new JMs can't count, either)

On on
Grizzly
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R*n 945 - Burnie H3 AGPU - Disco Infirmo!

Saturday 24th May 2008, 5:30pm start
Hares: Phay Ray and Urang (with spiritual guidance from the missing JM)
On on: King Komm, North Terrace, Burnie
Hash cash: $25 (covers r*n, on on, 3 course meal, badge, plus fabulous entertainment)
Bring: BYO drinks

Disco theme - so flare up!

R*n 944

Sunday 18th May 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: B.A. Stard
On on: the hole in the road, Dial Road, Penguin (follow Dial Road until you can go no further - see map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, pen torch*, mobile phone*

* one of each shared between 13 hashers, please

HHH Hash Trash 16 May 2008

Run 791. May, 2005.
Thirteen hashers, three hours, one small torch, one mobile phone.
That day (night) will live on forever in the minds it scarred - Virgin Danny reclaimed his virginity and left the island, Corpse is now as ethereal as his name implies, Grizzly and Lone Arranger moved to the opposite end of the island, Nicer Pair-a-Tiffs can only hash in small measures, A Bit of This and Truly have found any excuse to spend one more weekend away from the coast. Even one of the hares has exiled himself to a remote part of the big island.

So, why has the Trailmaster agreed to let the remaining hare set a run in the same area at the same time of the year? Is he mad? (Yes) Is he bereft of all commonsense? (Yes) Is he a dickhead? (Well, I wouldn't go that far) (Okay, yes)

Nevertheless, the pack is invited to travel to the hole in the road, at the very end of Dial Road, Penguin, armed with torches, flares, GPS, sniffer dogs, ration packs, thermal blankets and a stiff shot of whiskey for this Sunday's trail, starting at 3:30pm and set by that bastard, B.A. Stard.

Afterwards, assuming that you make it out before dawn, the on on will move back to 6 Adina Court, Penguin, where the hot tub will be percolating away (beans for nosh?).

Bring the aforementioned safety items, a hat, a mug, a joke, and someone you may never speak to again, afterwards. Bring extra for a raffle's chance to win Knickers, knickers or something worth having.

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Preparations for next week's big 2008 AGPU extravaganza are well in hand (well, something's in hand). The platforms are being shoe-d, the flares are being widened and Urang's mirrored balls have never looked so shiny.

If you are intending to be a part of Disco Infirmo, let Phay Ray and Dini know at the last minute, so that they can panic about not having enough food.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 944 - May 18 - Bastard @ Dial Road, Penguin
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge
R*n 948 - Jun 15 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 949 - Jun 22 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 950 - Jun 29 - The new JMs (but I bet the new JMs can't count, either)
On on
Grizzly
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R*n 943

Sunday 11th May 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: Speed Hump
On on: Highclere - follow signs from the shop
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and a friend

Mothers Day and 2nd Fred the Transexual Hash Hound Memorial Run

R*n 942 - Launceston 30th anniversary weekend

Saturday 3rd May 2008
Hare: Ballpoint and Rainbow
On on: Carnacoo Scout Camp, Paper Beach
Hash cash: $65
Bring: Everything you need for a good weekend away!

HHH Hash Trash 2 May 2008

Thirty years ago the spirit of Gispert touched a group of fit young men in tight shorts from Launceston.  These days you'd probably end up in gaol, but instead Burnie Hash is going north to help Launceston Hash celebrate its 30th anniversary.

The run starts at 2.30pm on Saturday from CARNACOO Scout camp, Paper Beach (follow signs from Gravelly Beach turn off, near Exeter).

This will be followed by a 70s themed 3-course dinner (black tie from waist up or fancy dress)
On Sunday there will be breakfast special time trial recovery run and brunch.
Cost is $70 (plus accommodation - bring bedding or sleeping bag and nice soft pillow for bunks); for more info contact Rainbow 0417 318 294 or Tiles  0417 304 177

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Chardonnay Hash House Harriers
8th Highland Fling
Lake St. Clair Resort
June 6th to 9th

$65 gets you
* Saturday night accommodation
* Highland Fling badge
* three-course meal Saturday night
* nude run
* Sunday breakfast
* Saturday run and piss stop
* Saturday light lunch
* lots of laughs and memories
* chance to win the 3D quiz
* Sunday run and another piss stop
(bloody cheap, really!!)

Extras
* Friday night accommodation - an additional $20 per person
* Sunday night accommodation - - an additional $20 per person
* only 60 beds available - 1st in best dressed
* pay up to Yeti, your friendly Hash Cash

What you need to bring
* bedding
* running shoes
* kilt
* $ for drinks over the bar
* any additional food you may want
* warm clothing
* rain coat (if you bring it, you won't need it!!)

For further enquiries please contact Red Dress ph 0417 510 842 or Trust Me ph 0409 186 549
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 3-4 - Launceston H3 30th anniversary weekend
May 24 - Burnie AGPU @ Burnie
† June 7-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 942 - May 3-4 - LH3 Anniversary weekend @ Gravely Beach
R*n 943 - May 11 - Speed Hump @ TBA (Mothers Day?)
R*n 944 - May 18 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 945 - Saturday May 24 - Burnie H3 AGPU - the JMs @ Burnie
R*n 946 - Jun 1 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 947 - Jun 7 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Lake St. Clair Resort, Derwent Bridge
On on
Grizzly
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