Hash Trash 26 September 2008

On Sunday the roar of the AFL Grand Final crowd will be replaced by the raw of the prawn as missing Trailmaster Chunder sets the first of three consecutive trails (if the Receding Hareline remains in its current unpopulated state).

The first of Chunder's r*ns starts at 3:30pm this Sunday from the House of ChunZo, cnr of Seaview Ave and Villiers St in Burnie, followed by a counter attack at one of Burnie's fine eateries.

Bring money.  Bring a hat if you must.  Bring a friend if you can think of it.  Bring a joke too - or three.
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For a Viking good time on the Norse West Coast, see the flyer currently doing the rounds at your local hash, or online at http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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H5 Hobart Hash House Harriers & Harriettes
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THIS YEAR'S FANTASTIC OKTOBERFEST 2008
TO BE HELD ON SATURDAY 11TH AND SUNDAY 12TH OCTOBER
ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR WILL BE AT MOUNT FIELD THIS YEAR (ACCOMMODATION IS AT THE SKI LODGE) ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS:

* Sleeping Bag and anything else you require to keep you toasty
* Grog will be provided however, bring extra grog if you are planning a big one
* Lunch for Saturday – Dinner is provided for Saturday evening by our wonderful resident chefs
* Breakfast for Sunday morning
* Snacks (Rectum will be making chocolate snow cones)
Costs are $50 for the weekend and $22 per vehicle for car pass (I believe these are available at Service Tas)
If you are staying overnight on Friday make sure you bring $12 extra and breakfast for Saturday morning.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
† October 11-12 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ Mt Field
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 964 - Sep 28 - Chunder @ cnr of Seaview Ave and Villiers St, Burnie
R*n 965 - Oct 5 - Brudda Chunder
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - Trailmaster Chunder
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II
R*n 969 - Oct 26 - Guess (rhymes with 'Chunder')

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 964 (and any r*ns thereafter)

Calling Chunder to the floor!

Our friends at the DickHead Hash have a receding hareline longer than ours - this cannot do!

Hash Trash 19 September 2008

With most of the pack still off gallivanting around the country (or the world), there are but a handful of regular hashers left to hold the fort (but what a handful they are).

Unfortunately, the Trailmaster has been inundated with offers to set trail this weekend and has opted for the pick a card, any card option.

Burnie hashers this weekend can either:

• Hash with the Launny boys at Bicheno
• Turn up at Speed Hump's house (120 Mount St, Burnie) at 3:30pm
• Travel south for a r*n that may or may not take place at Grizzly's house

In fact, submit a picture to the On Sec of you in hash gear on Sunday and you'll be credited with a Burnie r*n.  What fun!
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The JMs have finally released details of this year's Burnie 10 weekend.
For a Viking good time on the Norse West Coast, see the flyer currently doing the rounds at your local hash, or online at http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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Launceston East Coast Beach Bums weekend
Get you names in to Rainbow now!
See http://tashash.blogspot.com/2008/07/beach-boys-and-girls-at-bicheno.html for details.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA - oh dear!
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 963 - Sep 21 - House of Hump, 120 Mount Rd, Burnie
R*n 964 - Sep 28 - TBA
R*n 965 - Oct 5 - TBA
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - TBA (what a busy chap this TBA is)
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 12 September 2008

Last week's wood-nymph turned out to be a nymphomaniac with wood, so what will happen this week as Burnie Hash heads west to follow hare GonZo's trail?  According to the hare this run has it all, so long as your interpretation of 'all' is restricted to copious quantities of shiggy*.

Trails starts at 3:30pm from Tram Road, approximately 7km up Deep Creek Road off the Bass Highway, Wynyard,
Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood, tram ticket and money for counter meal after the run.
* shiggy = anything wet and slimy; often foul-smelling but always sticky
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The JMs have finally released details of this year's Burnie 10 weekend.
For a Viking good time on the Norse West Coast, see the flyer currently doing the rounds at your local hash, or online at http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
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Launceston East Coast Beach Bums weekend
Get you names in to Rainbow now!
See http://tashash.blogspot.com/2008/07/beach-boys-and-girls-at-bicheno.html for details.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 12 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Annapurna Indian Restaurant
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA - oh dear!
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ Tram Rd, Wynyard
R*n 963 - Sep 21 - Trailmaster, Trailmaster, where fore art thou, Trailmaster
R*n 964 - Sep 28 - TBA
R*n 965 - Oct 5 - TBA
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - TBA (what a busy chap this TBA is)
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hash Trash 5 September 2008

Spring has sprung and the Burnie pack is slowly awakening from its winter cybernation* as wood-nymph Trakka sets to gambol and frolic around the blooming, leafy hamlet of Ulverstone.

Trail starts at 3:30pm from Otto's Grotto in Shropshire Park, off Dial Street, Ulverstone.
Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood, fairy dust and money for counter meal after the run.
* cybernation - falling asleep at the computer
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Launceston East Coast Beach Bums weekend
Get you names in to Rainbow now!
See http://tashash.blogspot.com/2008/07/beach-boys-and-girls-at-bicheno.html for details.
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011
See the Hash Trashmania blog (http://tashash.blogspot.com/) for preliminary preliminary information on a planned bid to host Aussie Nash Hash 2011 in Hobart.
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Hobart Harem 500th
Sat 11 October starting at 11 am from John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
Cost $20: will get you badge, pisstop, BBQ!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 12 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU @ Annapurna Indian Restaurant
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th @ John Doggett Park (cnr Browne and Hamilton Street, West Hobart)
October 11 - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA - oh dear!
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November 1 - Combined Hash Ball @ Lenah Valley RSL
May 1-3 - Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ Tram Rd, Wynyard
R*n 963 - Sep 21 - Trailmaster, Trailmaster, where fore art thou, Trailmaster
R*n 964 - Sep 28 - TBA
R*n 965 - Oct 5 - TBA
R*n 966 - Oct 12 - TBA (what a busy chap this TBA is)
R*n 967 - Oct 18 - The JMs - Burnie 10 weekend, part I
R*n 968 - Oct 19 - Burnie 10 weekend, part II

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/