HHH Hash Trash 24 April 2009

They shall get p!ssed, as those who are left get p!ssed.
Trails shall weary them, and the beers condemn.
At the going down of the sun and hungover in the morning; we will drink their share.

The exodus to Nash Hash in Cairns has commenced, leaving a few hearty souls to set off at the earlier time of 2:00pm this Sunday from 31 Seaview Avenue, Parklands for hare GonZo's espresso express, promoted as an 8km pub/coffee crawl. Bring extra cash in order to drink anything other than water at these stops. Come prepared for wet weather.

Also bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 for food and bucket, Post-It note, and extra cash for a chance to take home GonZo's café chic.
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The On Sec has received just three anal reports from Mismanagement Committee members - remember she has compromising photos of all, so don't make her wait!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
May 23 - Burnie AGPU - Bone Idol karaoke pseudo-spectacular
June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena
June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 995 - GonZo @ 31 Seaview Ave, Parklands
† R*n 996 - May 3 - DT @ 23 Bay Street, Burnie
May 10 - Mothers Day (no run)
† R*n 997 - May 17 - Dyke HOFT to Mt Pillock
† R*n 998 - May 23 - Burnie AGPU @ Isandula
On on
Grizzly
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HHH Hash Trash 17 April 2009

In Burnie Hash lore, Choveaux Road, Oonah is a sacred site.  It's right up there with West Mooreville Road Hall and the men's amenities block at Penguin Caravan Park.

It's been some time since that area has resounded to the horn and calls of 'On!', but this Sunday the tall hare and part-time Trailmaster Chunder rectifies that with trail starting at Viney Road, Oonah.  To reach hashing nirvana (still smelling of teen spirit), travel south on Murchison Road for approximately 29km from the Bass Highway junction.  Look for signs of life and after-life on the right.

On will be called at 3:30 PM (assumed); bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 for food and bucket (assumed), almanac, and extra cash for a chance at getting GonZo's raffle dregs.
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Tassie hashers attending Aussie Nash Hash 2009 are invited to kit up in the most-rootable hash clobber ever produced. Go to the Hash Trashmania site (http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/) to see Lone Arranger model the Tassie Nash Hash 2011 bid tee shirt, then get your order in NOW!
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With the Burnie AGPU fast approaching the call goes out to all Burnie Mismanagement Committee members to get their anal reports together. The shredder awaits!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
April 20 - H5 AGPU - NOW AT THE POLISH CLUB! 6:30 PM start - cost $15, buy own drinks
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
May 23 - Burnie AGPU - Bone Idol karaoke pseudo-spectacular
June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena
June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 994 - April 19 - Chunder @ Oonah
R*n 995 - Hare required
R*n 996 - May 3 - DT @ TBA
May 10 - Mothers Day (no run?)
R*n 997 - May 17 - Hare required
On on
Grizzly
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Giggles' Easter R*n

This week's trail departs from Giggles' house at Loongana Place in the heart of Somerset - it's a small street and I can't remember what number - look for the silver Toorak Tractor with the hash foot on the back, parked in the driveway.

Meet at 3 pm, Sunday April 12th for car pooling to the actual r*n start, rumoured to be up Calder Road, but not at Giggs parents house.  Bring Easter supplies - Big Ears, Fluffy Bottom, shiny eggs, spicy buns.  Hat, mug, joke, $10 and raffle coinage.

 

On On

Poxy web-wanker and Shadowy Figure in training - just in case the real one forgot to do his job this week...

HHH Hash Trash 03 April 2009

With the endorsement of westward travel and recreational activities from the Village People ringing in their ears, Burnie Hashers and DickHead HOFTers are setting out for a weekend of falling down in the west coast of Tasmania.

First falling point is 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie, where hashers will fall over feint when Ringo appears ready to leave at the appointed hour of 9:00am, or any time in the ensuing hour.  After a stomach-churning drive through Hellyer Gorge (no wussy link road for these hardy travellers), HOFTers will fall into line and head toward Montezuma Falls, near Rosebery.  This will be followed by falling down drunk at the five-star* Mt Lyell Motor Inn.   * poetic licence which is not endorsed by the RACT  If heads are clear and bodies willing, a trip (unintentional pun) to Nelson Falls on Sunday has been mooted.

Bring everything you need for a day walk in Tasmania, including lunch and optional bevs.
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Tassie hashers attending Aussie Nash Hash 2009 are invited to kit up in the most-rootable hash clobber ever produced.  Go to the Hash Trashmania site (http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/) to see Lone Arranger model the Tassie Nash Hash 2011 bid tee shirt, then get your order in today!
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With the Burnie AGPU fast approaching the call goes out to all Burnie Mismanagement Committee members to get their anal reports together.  The shredder awaits!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
April 4-5 - weekend HOFT to see Nelson Montezuma fall
April 20 - H5 AGPU
May 1-3 - 2009 Aussie Nash Hash @ Cairns
May 23 - Burnie AGPU - Bone Idol karaoke pseudo-spectacular
June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena
June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 992 - Apr 4-5 - Dyke's maxi HOFT to Montezuma and Nelson Falls
† R*n 993 - April 12 - Giggles @ Calder
R*n 994 - April 19 - Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 995 - Hare required
† R*n 996 - May 3 - DT @ TBA
On on
Grizzly
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