HHH Hash Trash 21August 2009

I'm confused.

More confused than I normally am.

I think that this week's trail is being set by Bernie the penguin tracker, but that doesn't quite sound right.  Firstly, I'm unaware of us having a hasher named Bernie.  Nor Bernard.  Could be a pseudonym.

Secondly, why do we need to know his occupation?  Perhaps that's a clue! Perhaps he works for Parks and Wildlife.  Perhaps 'he' is a 'she' and her name is GonZo.  Yes!  GonZo worked with penguins last summer!

So, this week's trail is being set by GonZo, but from where?  It would have to be close to home; somewhere without boat ramps, because we know how confusing they are.  Perhaps somewhere like West Park.

Okay, I'm going to call it.  This week's trail is being set by GonZo from the penguin observation centre at the back of West Park.  'On' is at 3:30pm.  Bring hat, mug, nets, dogs, the plastic bits from six packs, and $10 for food and bucket.

No… wait… GonZo doesn't do barbecues and there's no mention of a pub.  It can't be GonZo.

I give up, I don't know who the penguin Trakka is.  Just turn up, something will happen.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 5 – LoonR Hash Run
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest and 1500th Run @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend – Hawaii One-Oh
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ the penguin centre, Burnie
R*n 1014 – August 30 – DT @ 23 Bay St, Burnie
† R*n 1015 – September 5 – Bastard @ Adina Place, penguin (joint Burnie/LoonR)
R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09) – Dini and A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1017 – September 13 – TBA
† R*n 1018 – September 20 – A Doodle Doo @ TBA
R*n 1019 – September 27 – TBA
R*n 1020 – October 4 – TBA
R*n 1021 – October 11 – TBA
R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0

On on

Grizzly

http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hawaii One-0 - 2009 Burnie 10 weekend

October 17th, 2009
448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie.
From midday, r*n leaves 2pm

Just $70... includes

• Saturday R*n and On On,
• Luau evening feast,
• Haberdash,
• Badge,
• Sunday breakfast (maybe),
• post Burnie Ten On On.

Dress in your brightest... grass skirts, boardies, coconuts, bikinis, hibiscus and bring pineapples to sit on. BYO extra drinks for a big night/morning.

Accommodation...
BYO tent, camper, caravan etc. Plenty of space available.

Register online here

Note that you need to register for the Burnie Ten footrace separately @ www.burnieten.com.au

HHH Hash Trash 14 August 2009

Bon jour, mon amis.  Zis wick zee Burnie 'Ash 'Arz 'Arriers are joining zee dickheads at DH3 by mocking zee grande traditions of le Tour and talking in outrageous French accents while walking, running, cycling or riding around Ulverstone in zee yellow jerseys.  Sacre bleu!

Le Tour de Pisse, she eez starting this Saturday at deu, 'ow you say, 2pm from le chateau du Crow, Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone.  Tres excitemont!

Le cost iz 198 francs, or in zee currency Australie, $50, which will get you a baguette, some frommage and enough burgundy to make your mouth feel like you've been licking an orses' arrz.

For more information, contactes vu Monsieur Trakka Noir on 0419 442 220 or look at zee pitiful effort at zee web blog http://www.dhhh.blogspot.com/.

Bon appetite!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 5 – LoonR Hash Run
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest and 1500th Run @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend – Hawaii One-Oh
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Yes, I know that the post above is the same as last year's, but so is the event.  Besides, it's a ripper of a post.
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Ulverstone
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ the penguin centre, Burnie
R*n 1014 – August 30 – DT @ 23 Bay St, Burnie
R*n 1015 – September 6 – TBA (possibly moving to joint Burnie/LoonR on Sep 5)
R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
R*n 1017 – September 13 – TBA
R*n 1018 – September 20 – TBA
R*n 1019 – September 27 – TBA
R*n 1020 – October 4 – TBA
R*n 1021 – October 11 – TBA
R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0

On on

Grizzly

http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 07/08/09

I see a full moon a-rising.  Sorry, wrong nights, wrong clubs.

The Trailmaster has admonished me for abrogating my responsibilities vis-a-vis the weekly communiqué providing details of the upcumming r*n. Ordinarily, I'd let it wash off my large hairy back, but with England all out for 102 I feel energy renewed and provide this information herewith.

It's on Sunday, around 3:30pm.  Hare is A Bit of This.  On on is Hiscutt Park in Penguin.  Australia may well have won the Test match by then.

Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, hankie for A Bit of This and $10 food and tucker.

Oi! Oi! Oi!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest and 1500^th Run @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend – Hawaii One-Oh
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ Hiscutt Park, Penguin
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Ulverstone
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ the penguin centre, Burnie
† R*n 1014 – August 30 – DT @ 23 Bay St, Burnie
† R*n 1015 – September 6 – TBA
† R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
† R*n 1017 – September 13 – TBA
† R*n 1018 – September 20 – TBA
† R*n 1019 – September 27 – TBA
† R*n 1020 – October 4 – TBA
† R*n 1021 – October 11 – TBA
† R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
† R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0 

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/