HHH Hash Trash 18 December 2009

It is legend that during the worst trench fighting in World War I, soldiers from both sides ceased fire during Christmas to allow the season to be celebrated.

It is with the same good grace that your humble Web Wanker puts aside his differences with the forces of evil (those who think that Burnie r*ns should start early) to announce that this week's tinsel trail is being set by Satan Urang and his Ho Ho Ho Phay Ray starting at 5:00pm from the Burnie Civic Centre car park (southern end).

Holiday season hashers should bring a plate of food to share and a wrapped gift to the value of $7.46. Wear something festering.

To all my loyal readers and chronological agitators, I wish a bon Noël. Regular hostilities resume in 2010.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday December 31 - Hobart Full Moon H3 Blue Moon
2010
Friday January 22 - Chardonnay H3 AGPU
Saturday January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ Burnie Civic Centre
† R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon @ House of Hump
R*n 1034 - 03/01/2010 - Dyke @ HOFT ex TBA
† R*n 1035 - 10/01/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1036 - 17/01/2010 - Knickers @ Port Sorell
R*n 1037 - 24/01/2010 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1038 - 30/01/2010 - High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown
R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ TBA
† R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart

On! On!
Grizzly

HHH Hash Trash 11 December 2009

Just one week after her coup, northern rebel leader Col. Dini Bananarama has ceded control of the Burnie Hash communications hub back to the democratically-elected web wanker.
P!ss poor effort, that.
I am prepared to offer a Presidential pardon to the rebel leader, in return for her setting this Sunday's Burnie Hash trail from 8 Arthur Street, Ocean Vista (former stable of Furlong). Run starts at 5:30pm. Yes, 5:30pm because I'M back in control and you will do what I say! Mwhahahahahahaha. Ha. Ha ha. *cough*
Bring a hat, fence pailing, friend, joke, paint brush and $10 for bucket and tucker. Bring extra change for a chance to play in Chunder's sack.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday December 31 - Hobart Full Moon H3 Blue Moon
2010
† Friday January 22 - Chardonnay H3 AGPU
Saturday January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ 8 Arthur St, Ocean Vista
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
R*n 1034 - 03/01/2010 - Dyke @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1035 - 10/01/2010 - TBA
R*n 1036 - 17/01/2010 - Knickers @ Port Sorell
R*n 1037 - 24/01/2010 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1038 - 30/01/2010 - High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown
R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1042 - 28/02/2010 - Dini @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly

HHH Hash Trash 04 December 2009

What a big week in hashing it's been. Normal Monday run with H5, Full Moon/Harem on Wednesday, drowned last night with Chardonnay, then off to Bruny Island this weekend for the ultra marathon!

This coming week H5 is off to the wilds of New Town with Hands On, or you can head out to Middle Tree Road for some H4 contemplation with Buddha. Harem's r*n on Wednesday is a secret, but known to be somewhere out off the South Arm Highway. Then on Thursday it'll be Top Deck's virgin hare from her place at Rosetta.

Monday and Thursday runs start at 6:30, whereas gash hash starts at the ladylike time of 7:00pm. No confusion there.

I think that's all I had to relay this week.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 31 - Hobart Full Moon H3 Blue Moon
2010
January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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Oh, apparently Burnie is running from Dyke's place at 64 Tugrah Rd, Devonport, but that bint from NW has already told you that. Not that I'm complaining. Far be it from me to whinge about being made redundant, let alone changing the start time because some poxy ABC show has finished and now everyone can stay out later even though I tried to do the same thing but kept getting abusive messages from someone I won't mention GONZO about getting it right. I know where I'm appreciated.
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Actually, I don't.
:(
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ Tugrah Rd, Devonport
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
R*n 1034 - 03/01/2010 - Dyke @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1035 - 10/01/2010 - TBA
R*n 1036 - 17/01/2010 - Knickers @ Port Sorell
R*n 1037 - 24/01/2010 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1038 - 30/01/2010 - High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown
† R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1042 - 28/02/2010 - Dini @ TBA

On! On!
Grizzly