Hash Trash 26 March 2010

Where has the first quarter of this year gone? I know I put it down somewhere, but I just can't seem to put my hand on it at the moment (probably because I'm at work and it would get me fired).

Speaking of Wimbledon, which I wasn't, hare GonZo Gonzales is looking to relive her past tennis glories by setting trail starting from the Burnie Tennis Club. Fifteen, love (which I think is Tiger Wood's score at the moment).

Trail starts at 5:00pm for the last time this summer season (sob); bring a hat, grunt, mug, grunt, joke, grunt, and $10 for bucket and cucumber sandwiches (or is that cricket?). Grunt. Bring extra for a chance to see Chunder's forehand volley.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Tuesday March 30 - LoonRhash @ Batman Bridge
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone?
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1046 - 04/04/2010 - Speed Bunny @ Ridgley
R*n 1047 - 11/04/2010 - Flasher's car HOFT @ Deloraine(ish)
R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ TBA
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA

On! On!
Grizzly

Hash Trash 19 March 2010

This week's Burnie hash will be a Truly memorable trail set by A Bit of This from the Upper Natone Forestry Reserve.

It will feature low branches to annoy the 'two legs', dead smelly things to roll around in and hopefully a few scraps that can be scooped up off the ground before A Bit of This growls that you're all getting too fat.

On will be called at 5:00pm, but be prepared for impending darkness while on trail.

Bring a hat, mug, black arm band and $10 for food and bucket. As is Burnie Hash tradition, there will be a wee spot of Drambuie to mark Truly's time on trail.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
† Tuesday March 30 - LoonRhash @ Batman Bridge
† Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
† Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone?
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1045 - 28/03/2010 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1046 - 04/04/2010 - Speed Bunny @ Ridgley
R*n 1047 - 11/04/2010 - Flasher's car HOFT @ Deloraine(ish)
R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ TBA
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA

On! On!
Grizzly

Truly a Cloud Nine Hash Hound

It is with a deal of sadness that we mark the passing of Truly the long dog; cat food napper, sausage dog impersonator and faithful hash hound of A Bit of This.

Truly started life as a doberman, but as legend has it hashed so much that her legs simply wore out.

Truly's 18th birthday was celebrated in October 2009, making her approximately 85 in human years or 126 in hasher years.

In true Burnie hash tradition, Truly's passing will be marked with a Drambuie, with perhaps just a pint or two of Guinness.

Truly joins other notable hash hounds with the Cloud Nine Hash pack, such as Maverick, Fred the Transexual Hash Hound, Boo and Hamish.

A collection will be taken up to have Truly stuffed and mounted on a skateboard in an effort to stop A Bit of This scarpping off back to ol' Blighty.

HHH Hash Trash 12 March 2010

He's big. He's bold, He's beautif… he's big. He's Boom Boom and it's his birthday (soonish), so this Sunday has been declared BBBB - 'Boom Boom's Birthday Bash'.

Hare Giggles will be playing hostess with the mostest lipstick (doesn't she always?) with a run starting at 5:00pm from Calder Rd, Wynyard. (yes, I know that the address is a bit vague, but that's all the Trailmaster would supply me with - might be somewhere near the alum cliffs track).

Bring a party hat, mug, soap on a rope, joke and $10 for bucket and cake. Bring extra in case Chunder is there (not extra cake, extra money).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
† Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1043 - 14/03/2010 - Giggles @ Calder Road Wynyard

On! On!
Grizzly

HHH Hash Trash 5 March 2010

The assertion that the moon is made of cheese implies a certain gullibility, while this week's hare, who has seen Cheese moon, is setting trail from the Lactos car park.

Coincidence? I think not. Desperation for something to write this week? Hell yeah.

This tasty trail starts at 5:00pm and you would be crackers not to brie there for this is as gouda as it gets. Wear something blue and bring a Swiss hat, mug and $10 for fondue and bucket.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1042 - 07/03/2010 - Dini @ Lactos car park
† R*n 1043 - 14/03/2010 - Giggles @ Calder Road Wynyard

On! On!
Grizzly