Hash Trash 30 July 2010

Dear reader,

You've been strangely silent this past week.  Perhaps you are upset by the attention being shown by 'the other', or perhaps the Trailmaster has finally stepped into the 21st century and you no longer feel wanted (but no, the absence of a decent receding hareline rules that out).

I have been forced to rely upon information via that bint from Burnie, who also happens to be this week's hare.  Trail apparently starts at Pioneer Park, follow signs, probably closer to South Riana but nowhere near Choveau Road.  This seems to be rather vague, but there's nothing quite so ball-tingling as heading out late on hash day with only a general idea of where you are going.  Perhaps you wouldn't understand, being somewhat lacking in the 'two veg' department.

In the absence of information to the contrary, I'll make the call of a 3pm start, and bring a hat, mug, joke, firewood and $10 for brew and burgers; Chunder may even have some ill-fitting shirts from Sarawak to raffle off.

I do hope to hear from you again, dear reader, as I miss your demanding e-mails and rebuking comments.

I've been bad, please hurt me

WW
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday August 7 - Hash Ball
Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
† Saturday August 21 - Election Day Hash (Hobart)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
† Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
† Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
† Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
† Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
† Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
† Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1063 - 01/08/2010 - Dini @ Pioneer Park, Riana

On! On!
Grizzly

Hash Trash 23 July 2010

Dear reader,

It seems like an eternity since I have had a chance to communicate with you, and much has happened during the meanwhilst.  During our short separation it would appear that I've attracted the attention of another reader.  Please don't think of me as shallow, but I think that there may be enough wanker to go around. I would understand if you are upset by this news and decided to look elsewhere for your hashing news - Gispert knows that there is so much of it going around these days.

If it's any consolation, I don't think it will last - the 'other' reader likes to get hers early, and I just don't know if I can satisfy her needs.

Nevertheless, I offer the following in the hope that it will be accepted by you in the manner in which it is intended...

This week's trail will be set by that stout fellow, Ratchet, although I will leave it to you to decide if he is short and round stout or rich and dark stout.  The jungle drums of western Borneo did not carry information of where the trail will start, but knowing gay old Ratchet as I do (again, you decide which way the adjectives fall), the trail will start somewhere along Isandula Road in Gawler.

The days draw longer, but I suspect that the run will still start at 3:00 in the PM and that each hasher should bring the usual assortment of cash and kind.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)

† Monday July 26 - LoonR Hash @ Otto's Grotto - 1st anniversary!

Saturday August 7 - Hash Ball

Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah

Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse

Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)

Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)

R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA

On! On!

Grizzly

Hash Trash 16 July 2010

To celebrate of the return of our glorious band of tee total hashers from outer Brunei Burnie hashers are requested to convene at the lower car park...(the gravel end) of the University in Mooreville Road for a r*n set by Speed Hump. R*n will commence at 3pm prompt. The On-on will be moved to the new House of Hump in Ridgely where we will imbibe tea and eat scones, jam and Devonshire cream in recognition of our non-drinking friends!

Personally I'd kill for a burnt sausage and a Guinness but we must observe these new Hash Traditions!! (Wonder how long they will last???)

There will be yet another 'millstone' to celebrate.... this time Speedy is welcome to the flour storm as I'm fed up with eating muddy scones at the chicken farm!! The grit gets in my teeth and even the chickens ignore them!!

Now that the 'ABC draw card' at 7.30pm has finished  we may now continue the celebrations with cocoa until late!!

On-onA Bit of This

Trash

Is it a bird? is it a plane? No it's Dyke setting trail from the Penguin Viewing Centre in West Park, Burnie. This will be a minor 'Millstone' half the size of the last one!! Soooo more flour for tea and scones at the chicken farm on Sunday. It would be a shame if more than a bit of flour was wasted on this Hasher! R*n will start at 3pm with the on-on moved to the chicken farm to complete the destruction thereof before the owners return on Monday.

Our intrepid Interhashers made their assault on Mt Kinabalu yesterday. News is sketchy but nearly all made the summit, and everyone is safely back at ground level. No doubt we'll hear all the details soon!

 

The next InterHash will be at Borobodun Java from 25th-27th May 2012.

 

Your official WebWanker should be back to take the reins next week!

Burnie HHH.

No 'Millstones' this week (we are still trying to get rid of the flour storm debris at the chicken farm) but there will be celebrations aplenty when our very own captive American... GonZo sets fourth with her stars,stripes and spangled banner  from the far end of Woolworths carpark in Upper Burnie.

A prompt 3pm start for all including a certain Mr. B A Stard of DH3.

Wear suitable attire; bring the usual $10 plus grail and extra money in case anyone decides to run a raffle. There will be plenty of booze for all; unlike in Brunei where our lost amigos have had to resort to drinking chocolate milk shakes!!! The On-on will be at 31 Seaview Ave. Burnie.

 

On-on A Bit of This.