In a short time, parents will set aside their normal reservations about a strange fat man wandering through their house in the middle of the night and enticing their children with gifts. This will be followed by the ritual of cooking far much more than can be consumed within 24 hours, mid-afternoon sleep on any surface not occupied by a relative, and the festive season's equivalent of post-natal depression.
Never fear - hope comes on Sunday afternoon in the form of Dini's cold turkey run from the lone chook ranch. Replace that festive funk with the smell of manure and dead animals! Enticing!
On On will be called at 5:00pm, Bring your swimming/tubbing attire hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 and extra drinks for a big night
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† January 22th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—A Bit of This @ TBA
† 1088 Jan 9th—Dyke HOFT @ Wilmot?
† 1089 Jan 16th—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
Friday, 24 December 2010
Friday, 17 December 2010
HHH Hash Trash 17 December 2010
Dear Santa
I don't really want much for Christmas. A cricket team that can win would be nice, but I know that's a tall order.
I thought that you may be interested to hear news of your crack Santa Operations Group, which as been in training all year at your Burnie campus. I'm pleased to report that some members have plumped up nicely for the occasion. Some of the female members (it was your idea to be an equal-opportunity employer) have managed to grow a bit of a beard, but we'll have to rely on fake ones again.
The final test will be held this Sunday, starting at 5:00pm from Spotlight in Burnie. The squad will be tested in their three-Hs (Ho Ho Hos) and undergo a rigourous stuffing with cake and sherry. We'll have to re-think the carrots, though.
Hang on Santa - Johnson's just taken three wickets - you certainly work fast!
Dress festively and bring a plate of food to share and a wrapped gift of approx $5-$7value. Bring: Food, gift, Santa suit or similar, mug, joke, friend, raffle change and extra drinks for a big night...
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
I don't really want much for Christmas. A cricket team that can win would be nice, but I know that's a tall order.
I thought that you may be interested to hear news of your crack Santa Operations Group, which as been in training all year at your Burnie campus. I'm pleased to report that some members have plumped up nicely for the occasion. Some of the female members (it was your idea to be an equal-opportunity employer) have managed to grow a bit of a beard, but we'll have to rely on fake ones again.
The final test will be held this Sunday, starting at 5:00pm from Spotlight in Burnie. The squad will be tested in their three-Hs (Ho Ho Hos) and undergo a rigourous stuffing with cake and sherry. We'll have to re-think the carrots, though.
Hang on Santa - Johnson's just taken three wickets - you certainly work fast!
Dress festively and bring a plate of food to share and a wrapped gift of approx $5-$7value. Bring: Food, gift, Santa suit or similar, mug, joke, friend, raffle change and extra drinks for a big night...
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
Thursday, 9 December 2010
HHH Hash Trash 10 December 2010
It's not a great time to be Australian, at least not when you have a Pom in your midst, and it doesn't come any more midst than the mobile postcode of this week's hare, A Bit of This.
Trail starts from the Paddington end of Guide Falls and the track should take a bit of spin. Umpire will call 'game' at 5:00pm and tea will be taken in the Truly Memorial Pavilion at 448 West Mooreville Road.
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change and box.
Over.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1084 Dec 12th—A Bit of This@ Burnie
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
† 1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
1087 Jan 2nd—TBA
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
Thursday, 2 December 2010
HHH Hash Trash 3 December 2010
After attempted take overs of hashing territories in the far north and south, Burnie Hash has finally conceeded that there's no place like home, and GM Boom 'Dub-Ya' Boom has Blu-Tacked the 'Mission Acomplished' banner across the gateway to Burnie. Yes, spelling isn't his strength.
Homecoming hare LaLa, having served a lengthy aprenticeship with a veteran hare who got lost in his own town, is setting forth from the former House of Hump, 120 Mount Street, Burnie, with the pack baying at her heels at 5:00pm.
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa @ Burnie
† 1084 Dec 12th—A Bit of This@ Burnie
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—TBA
1087 Jan 2nd—TBA
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
Homecoming hare LaLa, having served a lengthy aprenticeship with a veteran hare who got lost in his own town, is setting forth from the former House of Hump, 120 Mount Street, Burnie, with the pack baying at her heels at 5:00pm.
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa @ Burnie
† 1084 Dec 12th—A Bit of This@ Burnie
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—TBA
1087 Jan 2nd—TBA
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
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