Burnie HHH Next R*n April 1st

The Hare this week is Nobody's Fool when it comes to setting a creative trail. Ratchet has put his hand up (no, not like a vet does) to deliver us the first non-daylight-savings r*n of the year.
On On will be called at the new and clinically approved time of 4.30 pm on Sunday April 1st from 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler. Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, torch, piece of wood, $10 and raffle change. Bring extra drinks if you are a p*sshead.
On! On!
Dini

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Burnie HHH Next R*n March 25th

This week Burnie Hashing returns to its spiritual home, or at least several kilometres closer to it. And there may even be real spirits, if the Hare Dyke sees fit to crack open a flagon or two.
The people have spoken, and they want their Hash on a Sunday, and not in someone else's Hashing backyard... even to the extent of holding a rogue hash r*n in a local hamlet, complete with burnt sausages and a dodgy raffle...
Meet at Gravel Hill Homestead, 14-16 Coral Avenue, Ulverstone, 5.30pm this Sunday March 25th. Bring Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 and raffle change.
On! On!
Dini

Burnie HHH Next R*n March 17th

Not satiated by r*nning amok in the sacred corners of Latrobe (1826), this week Burnie Hash takes on the Village Green in the even more historic township of Westbury (1823). Naturally it can only be the history which has drawn our club to r*n so far from home. It would be nothing to do with the coincidental St Patrick's Day festival, with the certainty of a warm black pudding and shamrock salad washed down by a vat of a certain rather famous Porter...
Hosts Launceston H3 will be on hand to relieve you of $45 in exchange for a pair of shorts, piss stop, camping facilities and the chance to immerse in all things Irish.
Festivities kick off on Saturday 17th from around midday with the r*n scheduled to start about 1.30pm from the showground. Camp, drink and be merry, b'gorrah. And don't forget to colour up in your best emerald green. Where's GonZo when we need her?
On! On!

Burnie Hash March 11th

This Sunday's run will be set by Ringo from his house at 448 West Mooreville Road. Bring all the usual requirements.

Burnie HHH Next R*n March 4th

This week Burnie Hash moves into uncharted territory. You won't find Wells Car Park on a map.  However, armed with the information that you should look for signs starting from the car park behind 79 Gilbert Street, Latrobe, you may be lucky enough to find Urang and Phay Wray, and possibly even a bit of trail.
Sunday, March 4th, 5.30 pm
On! On!