HHH Hash Trash August 10

As the last echo of tortured songs dies out over the hills of Waratah, the Burnie pack regropes at its second home - Isandula Road.

Hare Ratchet is taking the pack a bit further afield this time, so follow signs from 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler.  Start time is 3:30pm.

Bring hat, mug, joke, piece of wood, friend, chair and tampons - bring extra cash for rigged raffle.
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Hobart (H4) - 40 years of hashing in Tasmania
Australia’s 1st and oldest Hash Club (current combined r#n rate in excess of 25,000) invites you & your Hash club to celebrate 40 years of Hashing in Tasmania.

The inaugural H4 Hash r#n was held at Ridgeway on 2nd October 1967 and in memory of that fateful day all Tasmanian Hashers and friends are invited to join H4 on Tuesday 2nd October 2007 at the Ridgeway cross roads (H4 sacred site).

H4 will be digging up the original Hares of 1967, Fred ‘Gods Father’ Whittaker & Graham ‘Barrell’ Farrell to celebrate all that is Hash in Tasmania with a re-r#n of the original Hash trail followed by copious amounts of Cascade and their re-cremation on the BBQ.

Note: An unfortunate fact of Hashing in Tasmania is that you can choose who you Hash with, but unfortunately for most of Tasmanian Hash clubs, H4 is the father of your club – buggery in some cases. Don’t be ashamed of your ancestry, cum along and claim some of your inheritance – although they have pissed most of it up against the wall.

The r#n starts at 6:00pm sharp
Stay tuned – more info to cum
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Sep 8-9 - Launceston H3 1700th @ "Queensfield" Breadalbane
Sep 15 - Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse
†Oct 2 - 40th Anniversary of Hashing in Tasmania @ Ridgeway
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 905 - Aug 12 - Ratchet @ Gawler
R*n 906 - Aug 19 - Lone Arranger @ Wynyard
R*n 907 - Aug 26 - Dyke (HOFT #5) @ Meander Falls
R*n 908 - Sep 2 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 909 - Sep 9 - Tals @ TBA
R*n 910 - Sep 15 - Devonport Tour de Pisse

On on
Grizzly
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The Hub MkII Dinted!

I wish to report an unfortunate incident, which happened in Turners Beach last Monday evening... that newly returned, polished iconic mascot of Dickhead Hash known as 'The Hub' met with an accident..... falling to the ground, fatally Dinted!

It is to be hoped the original is enjoying life with the Hashshit in darkest Ghana and will return, restored to its former glory!! along with our esteemed Hashshit!!

On-on A Bit of This

Hobart (H4) - 40 years of hashing in Tasmania

Australia’s 1st and oldest Hash Club (current combined r#n rate in excess of 25,000) invites you & your Hash club to celebrate 40 years of Hashing in Tasmania.

The inaugural H4 Hash r#n was held at Ridgeway on 2nd October 1967 and in memory of that fateful day all Tasmanian Hashers and friends are invited to join H4 on Tuesday 2nd October 2007 at the Ridgeway cross roads (H4 sacred site).

H4 will be digging up the original Hares of 1967, Fred ‘Gods Father’ Whittaker & Graham ‘Barrell’ Farrell to celebrate all that is Hash in Tasmania with a re-r#n of the original Hash trail followed by copious amounts of Cascade and their re-cremation on the BBQ.

Note: An unfortunate fact of Hashing in Tasmania is:
You can choose who you Hash with, but unfortunately for most of Tasmanian Hash clubs, H4 is the father of your club – buggery in some cases. Don’t be ashamed of your ancestry, cum along and claim some of your inheritance – although they have pissed most of it up against the wall.

The r#n starts at 6:00pm sharp

Stay tuned – more info to cum

Next R*n - No. 900 (Wild West Weekend)

R*n 900, Saturday 4th August 2007, 2:00pm start
(followed by recovery r*n on Sunday morning - R*n 901)
Hares: Urang and Phay Ray
On on: Bischoff Hotel, Waratah (click here for map)
Hash cash: $60 (covers sharded accommodation, three course evening meal, full cooked breakfast, two runs with circles and a badge)
Bring: hat, mug, joke, warm clothes, snowshoes and singing voice!

Registrations and pre-run warm up at the Hotel from noon.
Room allocations on 'first in, best dressed' basis, last in sleeps with FC.

HHH Hash Trash August 3

Snow clouds gather from the south, reaching from the part of the troposphere that shares a bath towel with the Antarctic to bring bitter winds and ice-laden clouds scudding toward a certain point on the west coast of Tasmania.

Waratah.

This weekend only the toughest of the tough will converge on the Bischoff Hotel (the weakest of the weak having already fled for Ghana) for the fourth Wild West Weekend and Burnie H3's 900th Run.

Registrations, room allocation and pre-run intestinal warm up starts from noon this Saturday 4th August, with "on on!" called at 2pm.
After a tour of the rugged Waratah hinterland provided by hares Urang and Phay Ray, the pack will converge for an extended circle, before getting changed into their Sunday-best flannelette for a three course meal. Having been fed, everyone will then gather in the main bar for world-class entertainment provided by the likes of country and western songbird Tammy Wynott, 80s disco sensations the Village Idiots, and local stars, the necessarily re-vamped Trio Plus-or-minus One.

Those surviving until morning will be treated to a full cooked breakfast, before heading back out for a head-clearing saunter and hare of the dog, followed by the now traditional search for the Hash Hops.
For those who have not paid (most of you), it will set you back $60 for all of the above, plus a commemorative badge.

Bring plenty of warm, dry clothing and a decent set of ear plugs (not just for Karaoke, you may be sleeping next to FC).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Aug 4-5 - Burnie 900th @ Waratah
Sep 8-9 - Launceston H3 1700th @ "Queensfield" Breadalbane
Sep 15 - Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 900 - Aug 4 - Urang and Phay Ray @ Waratah
R*n 901 - Aug 5 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 905 - Aug 12 - Ratchet @ Gawler
R*n 906 - Aug 19 - Lone Arranger @ Wynyard
R*n 907 - Aug 26 - Dyke (HOFT #5) @ Meander Falls
R*n 908 - Sep 2 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 909 - Sep 9 - Tals @ TBA
R*n 910 - Sep 15 - Devonport Tour de Pisse

On on
Grizzly

Who's coming to Waratah (yes he is)

The following hashers have booked a bed at the Bischcoff Hotel for the Burnie H3 900th on 4th and 5th August:

A Bit of This^
Ballpoint (LH3)
Bastard (DH3)
Ben Dover (LH3)
Black Trakka (DH3)
Blue Moon (LH4)
Camelot (LH4)
Chewbacca (LH3)
Crab (DH3)
Dini
Disease (LH3)
Don't Know Him (LH3)
DT
Dyke (DH3)
FC (DH3)
Fingers (LH3)
Flasher (DH3)
Giggles
Grizzly
Growler (Chardonnay)
Inlet (LH3)
Killer (DH3)
Knickers
La La
Lone Arranger
Mabel (DH3)
One Hump (LH3)
Pee Wee (Chardonnay)^
Phay Ray^
Pioneer (DH3)
Ratchet
Ringo
Satin (Chardonnay)^
Scarey (LH3)
Sheila (LH3)
Slack Mac
Smegma (LH3)
Tals
TAP (Chardonnay)
Tiles (LH3)
Tinsel Tw*t (DH3)
Urang^
Who (DH3)
plus one virgin (scarce for Waratah)


If your name does not appear and you intend coming, rocket an e-mail off to burniehhh (at) gmail (dot) com as soon as possible.

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Next R*n - No. 904

R*n 904, Sunday 29th July 2007, 3:30pm start
Hare: Grizzly
On on: West Ridgley (head toward Guide Falls and look for signs - click here for map)
Hash cash: $10
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, umbrella, piece of wood, chair and any other comfort item you may wish for!

HHH Hash Trash July 27

Have we have enough of muddy shoes, climbing over fallen trees, spotting fungus humorously shaped like genitalia? Are we ready to retire back to asphalt, barking dogs and discarded chip packets?

NO! [well, maybe the muddy shoes bit - Lone Arranger]

Hare Grizzly of the South will be setting trail this Sunday 29th July from West Ridgley - look for signs from Guide Falls. Trail starts at 3:30pm - bring a hat, mug, warm clothing, chairs, piece of wood, a friend, a joke and $10 for bucket and tucker, plus extra for a chance to win one of Knickers' popular line of perfumed drawer liners and bath salts.
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Burnie H3 900th - Wild West Weekend - Wandering Waratah's Wilderness

Yee and Haw. Just one week to get your tonsils tuned and your ears blocked. Phay Ray has sourced some additional beds, so if you aren't on the list and were contemplating silverside, you can now join us for what promises to be another grand weekend. But don't delay - we need to advise the Hotel of final numbers this Monday!
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Launceston H3 1700th Run

LH3 would like to invite all Hashers to our 1700th run to be held at "Queensfield" Breadalbane on the 8th & 9th of September 2007.

Directions: Turn left at the Breadalbane roundabout coming from the Hobart end then travel 1.2KM heading into Launceston on the southern outlet, and the run site is on the left next to some cattle yards, Property Name of "Queensfield"

Plenty of camping available for tents etc.

Run start time is 12pm.

Price of the run will be $40.00, which will include a shirt for all runners attending.
We would however need if possible runners that will be attending to advise us no later than mid august as to their shirt size to enable us to get them ordered etc.

Please contact any of the following for more information or to advise details:
Gloworm at longnet@clearmail.com.au or 0418132436
Rainbow at rainbowh3@dodo.com.au or 0417318294
Kuzza at Andrew_Kuzniarski@acl.com.au
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Devonport Hash House Harriers (inaugural) Tour De Pisse

WHAT: Your choice of Walk, Run, Bicycle or Motor Cycle; Duration - Around 2 hours

WHEN: 15-16 September 2007

WHERE: OZ Rock Inn - Ulverstone

COST: $50 per participant

WHAT U GET: Refreshment before event, Refreshment during event, Refreshment after event.
2 course dinner and trophy presentation at 6.30pm (refreshments at your cost), Entertainment.
T Shirt, recovery walk on Sunday Morning.

REPLY TO: Tracka (with T Shirt size)
Email: tonym@parallelsolutions.com.au
Phone: 0419 442 220

ACCOMMODATION:(at your cost)
Ulverstone Caravan Park (next door) 64252624
Beachway Motel (nearby) 64252342
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Akwaaba Fab and Back Door

We hope that the first class flight to Ghana wasn';t too stressful and that you settle quickly into life at mine.

It's a pity that you forgot to pack the Hashit - it's feeling quite rejected but at least he has a new friend to play with!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Aug 4-5 - Burnie 900th @ Waratah
†Sep 8-9 - Launceston H3 1700th @ "Queensfield" Breadalbane
†Sep 15 - Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse
Oct 13-14 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Mt Field National Park
Oct 20-21 - Burnie Ten weekend
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 904 - Jul 29 - Grizzly @ West Ridgley
R*n 900 - Aug 4 - Urang and Phay Ray @ Waratah
R*n 901 - Aug 5 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 905 - Aug 12 - Ratchet @ Gawler
R*n 906 - Aug 19 - Lone Arranger @ Wynyard
†R*n 907 - Aug 26 - Dyke (HOFT #5) @ Meander Falls
R*n 908 - Sep 2 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 909 - Sep 9 - Tals @ TBA
†R*n 910 - Sep 15 - Devonport Tour de Pisse

On on
Grizzly

HOFT#5

Proposed HOFT #5

When: Sunday August 26^th 2007
Where: Meander Falls
Length: About 8 km with reasonable climb (4 Hours)
Time: In at 10am – Out at 3pm. On On at Latrobe.
Hare: Dyke
Meet At: Mackeys Car Park (Latrobe) 8.30am

Devonport H3 (inaugural) Tour de Pisse

Your choice of Walk, Run, Bicycle or Motor Cycle
Duration - around 2 hours

WHEN: 15–16 September 2007

WHERE: OZ Rock Inn – Ulverstone

COST: $50 per participant

WHAT U GET: Refreshment before run, Walk/Run/Bicycle/Motor Cycle (as above), Refreshment during event, Refreshment after event.
2 course dinner and trophy presentation at 6.30pm (Refreshment at your cost), Entertainment.
T Shirt, recovery walk on Sunday Morning.

REPLY TO: Tracka (with T Shirt size)
Email: tonym@parallelsolutions.com.au
Phone : 0419 442 220

ACCOMMODATION: (at your cost)
Ulverstone Caravan Park (next door) 64252624
Beachway Motel (nearby) 64252342