Foghorn's 60th

Hashers far and wide (that must include Grizzly) are invited to help Foghorn celebrate 60 years of thinking and drinking (more of one than the other) on Saturday 11th October.

Details can be viewed here or, for the technologically challenged, by contacting the old fart on 6427 2001.

Global Harriettes R*n

R*n starts: Saturday August 9th, 3.30 pm
From: The Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road Ulverstone, set by your hare DT.

Dress: Like a Harriette. This will include a bra which you will nobly donate to the Rotary Uplift Charity. Yes I know some Harriettes don't wear bras. Get over it. Just wear one. Or several.

Cost: The usual, $10. This will buy you a cocktail, chocolates, circle drinks (pink and fizzy) and tucker, possibly including birthday cake.

On On: Removed to 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler, where Ratchet will be continuing to celebrate his 60th birthday from the day before.

Bring: Extra drinks for a big night. Bedding for a really big night. Earplugs and condoms for a huge night.

Combined Hash House Harriers Ball

News Flash - News Flash - News Flash

It’s on again - the combined Hash House Harriers Ball

Keep the 1st November 2008 free for

Thee Masked Halloween Ball

Combining the 100th Posh Hash Stroll with the Ball

More information to follow when available

Contacts: Prick It, Trust Me or Hands On

HHH Hash Trash 01 August 2008

Bon jour, mon amis.  Zis wick zee Burnie 'Ash 'Arz 'Arriers are joining zee dickheads at DH3 by mocking zee grande traditions of le Tour and talking in outrageous French accents while walking, running, cycling or riding around Ulverstone in zee yellow jerseys.  Sacre bleu!

Le Tour de Pisse, she eez starting this Saturday at deu, 'ow you say, 2pm from le chateau du Crow, Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone.  Tres excitemont!

Le cost iz 198 francs, or in zee currency Australie, $50, which will get you a baguette, some frommage and enough burgundy to make your mouth feel like you've been licking an orses' arrz.

For more information, contactes vu Monsieur Trakka Noir on 0419 442 220 or look at zee pitiful effort at zee web blog http://www.dhhh.blogspot.com/.

Bon appetite!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - southern leg (08.08.08)
August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - NW leg (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ TBA
R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
† R*n 960 - Aug 31 - Dyke @ HOFT to Lee's Paddocks
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA
† R*n 962 - Sep 14 - GonZo @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 25 July 2008

It is written that a man's shed is his castle, and there is no grander castle in the NW than the keep of King Slack of Mac and Queen Jennifer.

This Sunday the drawbridge at 72 Purtons Road, North Motton, will be lowered to allow the royalty of Burnie Hash (and the odd DickHead peasant) to attend the grand opening, repleat with pagentry and all things bright and sparkly.

After a brief crusade starting at 3:30pm, the grand procession will enter the castle to be greeted by Royal Highness Tals and Royal Wideness Slacko.

Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood and $10 for banquet and mulled wine. Bring extra $ for GonZo's vice-regal raffle of vices.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - southern leg (08.08.08)
August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - NW leg (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Tals @ North Motton
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ TBA
R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 960 - Aug 31 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 18 July 2008

News from the NW has been a bit scarce this week, which is odd considering how much 'HashSpace' traffic there has been about bras 'n' things and considering you've sent Bastard and Pioneer down to experience the southern Tour de Pisse.

So, I have assumed the following about this week's r*n:

• trail is being set by Ratchet (based on Chunder's e-mail of last week)
• trail starts from 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler (based on history of the past three years, there is a 93.2% statistical probability)
• trail starts at 3:30pm (with allowances for seasonally-adjusted Ringo-time)
• it will cost $10 (assuming Professor Speed Hump hasn't upped the cost to cover her southern sojourns)
• you will get something to drink and something to eat (quality and quantity not assumed)
• GonZo will have a raffle prize so you will need extra money (not some much an assumption as a wild stab in the dark)

I am also assuming that you bastards actually read this crap, however I have NOTHING to base that on.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
† August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - southern leg (08.08.08)
August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n - NW leg (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 954 - Jul 20 - Ratchet @ Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Tals @ TBA
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ TBA
R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 960 - Aug 31 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 11 July 2008

Last Sunday, 15-year old Chardonnay hasher Jess "Hamburglar" Macdonald completed 43 laps of a 1km circuit around Ogilvie High School to raise awareness of poverty in Sudan.  Like a well-fitting bra, she was supported by hashers from the south of the state and managed to raise $600, which will go to World Vision for projects in that area.

This Sunday, Burnie hashers will complete 43 laps around A Bit of This' bus, before setting off on trail at 3:30pm from 8 Charles Street, Ulverstone.  Afterwards, the pack will complete the full Hamburglar experience by 'dining' on fare from McDonalds.  The Burnie JMs have also decided that $5 from each hasher will be donated to Hamburglar's fund-raising efforts.  If you wish something more elaborate than a straight burger and chips, you should bring extra change to pay the difference.

Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood and $10 for brew and burgers. Bring extra $ for GonZo's marathon raffle give-away.

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The 'sisterhood' have decreed that the 6th Global Harriettes R*n will be held on 09.08.08, rather than the customary 08.08.08.  It could be argued that at in Burnie at 3:30pm on 09.08.08 it will be 10:30pm in San Francisco on 08.08.08.  Of course, this is a cop out, but you don't dare cross the sisterhood in these matters.  This event will also be a non-birthday party not for Ratchet who will not be turning 60.  More details later.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
† August 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n (0908.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 953 - Jul 13 - A Bit of This @ 8 Charles Street, Ulverstone
R*n 954 - Jul 20 - Ratchet @ Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Tals @ TBA
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
† R*n 957 - Aug 9 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 0908.08.08 @ TBA
† R*n 958 - Aug 17 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
† R*n 959 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
† R*n 960 - Aug 31 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 961 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 4 July 2008

It's Independence Day and Giggles is celebrating her new-found independence by inviting hashers to trample her grey and floral Axminster this Sunday, with trail starting at 3:30pm from 15 Loongana Place, Somerset.

Bring a hat, mug, friend, piece of wood and $10 for brew and burgers. Bring extra $ for GonZo's red-white-and-blue raffle prize of the week.

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The Beach Boys & Girls at Bicheno
Launceston Hash House Harriers Annual Event
20th - 21st September
Saturday
Run start 2.00Pm
Drink stop
Dinner in the Restaurant 7.00 pm
Hash Circle & Party at the fire pit
Sunday
Beach recovery run 10.00 a.m
Late check out
What U Get
A Hangover, A Good Time, Some Horrible Memories, Lots of Laughs
A Bed, Meal in the Restaurant, Breakfast, Beer & Wine
All-inclusive $100.00
Where
Bicheno By the Bay Holiday Resort
Check it out www.bichenobythebay.com.au
Contact Smeg 0407579848
RSVP By 30th July
Disclaimer
Launceston LH3 will not be responsible for any person or persons that behave in a reasonable and responsible manner; all Hashing principles must be applied.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 2 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
August 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n (08.08.08)
August 23-24 - Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
† September 20-21 - Launceston H3 beach bums weekend
September 27 - Chardonnay Grand Final run @ Kingston Beach
September 27 - Launceston H3 Grand Final run
October 11 - Hobart Hash Harem 500th
October 18-19 - Burnie H3 Burnie 10 weekend
† November TBA - Hobart (H5) Oktoberfest @ TBA
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 952 - Jul 6 - Giggles @ Somerset
R*n 953 - Jul 13 - A Bit of This @ Pioneer Park, Riana
R*n 954 - Jul 20 - Ratchet @ Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 955 - Jul 27 - Tals @ TBA
R*n 956 - Aug 2 - Devonport Tour de Pisse
R*n 957 - Aug 8 - 6th Global Harriettes R*n 08.08.08 @ TBA
R*n 958 - Aug 10 - Bastard @ TBA
R*n 959 - Aug 17 - DT @ TBA
R*n 950 - Aug 23 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah Wild West Weekend
R*n 960 - Aug 24 - Urang @ Waratah
R*n 961 - Aug 31 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 962 - Sep 7 - Trakka @ TBA

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

R*n 952

Sunday 6th July 2008, 3:30pm start
Hare: Giggles
On on: 15 Loongana Place Somerset
Hash cash: $10
Bring: Hat, mug, joke and friend

Beach Boys and Girls at Bicheno

The Beach Boys & Girls at Bicheno
Launceston Hash House Harriers Annual Event

20th - 21st September

Saturday
Run start 2.00Pm
Drink stop
Dinner in the Restaurant 7.00 pm
Hash Circle & Party at the fire pit

Sunday
Beach recovery run 10.00 a.m
Late check out

What U Get

A Hangover, A Good Time, Some Horrible Memories, Lots of Laughs
A Bed, Meal in the Restaurant, Breakfast, Beer & Wine
All-inclusive $100.00

Where

Bicheno By the Bay Holiday Resort
Check it out www.bichenobythebay.com.au

Contact Smeg 0407579848
RSVP By 30th July

Disclaimer

Launceston LH3 will not be responsible for any person or persons that behave in a reasonable and responsible manner; all Hashing principles must be applied.