Friday, 19 November 2010

HHH Hash Trash 19 November 2010

Usually, mounting Roland is something left to the likes of Hamersely, Chardonnay or even the DickHead Hash, but this week Roland belongs to Burnie H3!

Dyke, who knows Roland like the back of his scrotum, is leading a hardly band of HOFTers out and possibly back, starting at Spreyton's big fruit d'jour at 10:00am.

Bring everything you might need for a day walk in Tasmania, plus money for a pub meal afterwards.

Assuming that you make it back.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n

Thursday, 11 November 2010

HHH Hash Trash 12 November 2010

1980.

The begining of a decade that was dominated by big hair and shoulder pads, then devolved further into the mullet.  While the rest of the world works hard to forget, one group wants us to remember.

Devonport Hash, begat from the heaving loins of Burnie H3, will be celebrating it's 30th anniversary with a galah event at the Spreyton Casino Complex (otherwise known as Trakka and Tinsel's place), Tarleton Rd, Spreyton.

As the doting single parent of this illegitimate child, Burnie Hash will be there to spike the drinks, vomit on the lawn and have lewd photos taken with Tinsel's extensive collection of garden gnomes.

Registration from 2pm, run starts at 3pm.  Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $20, raffle change, extra drinks.

'Normal' Burnie H3 Sunday servicing will not occur this week.  You'll just have to service yourself.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday November 12th—Herr Flick’s 50th Birthday @ Bellerive Yacht Club
November 13th, Saturday— Devonport Hash 30th Anniversary pyjama party @ Tracka’s place, Tarleton Road Spreyton. See flyer.
November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n

Friday, 5 November 2010

HHH Hash Trash 5 November 2010

After a victorious first blooding of Burnie's newest suburb, this week's trail heads back to its local roots, and it doesn't get much more local than the outer reaches of Gawler.

Veteran hare Knickers has spent hours reconnoitering new horizons and no doubt has come up with a pearler of a trail.  We even have a new venue; 940 Isandula Road - past the lake, cross the bridge, first road on the left. There will be signs or a Ratchet standing like a shag on a rock to give directions.

Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change, extra drinks.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Friday November 12th—Herr Flick’s 50th Birthday @ Bellerive Yacht Club
November 13th, Saturday— Devonport Hash 30th Anniversary pyjama party @ Tracka’s place, Tarleton Road Spreyton. See flyer.
† November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
† November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
† December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
† December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
† December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
† January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
† Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
† Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
† Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
† Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
† February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
† 1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n

Friday, 29 October 2010

HHH Hash Trash 29 October 2010

Despite a declining population, the geographical perimeter of the City of Burnie appears to be expanding faster than Grizzly’s waistline!

Not satisfied with recent expansions into Spreyton and Port Sorel, Burnie has lifted up its outskirts and plonked them down well into LH3 and LH4 territory.

This week’s BURNIE trail is being set Giggles and Boomboom in the leafy suburb of Grindelwald, a mere 90 minutes drive from the Burnie CBD. The brunch trail starts at 10:30am from 4 Pleasant Hills Drive, Grindelwald.

Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change, extra drinks.

Hashers looking to extend their time exploring Burnie’s new eastern boundary can head along to the Open Hash House from 7.30pm Saturday 30th - byo grog and sleeping bag.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
Sunday December 19 - Burnie H3 Christmas r*n
Monday December 20 - Devonport H3 Christmas run
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1078 Oct 31st—Giggles & Boomboom
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA

Friday, 22 October 2010

HHH Hash Trash 22 October 2010

Price check on incontinence pads!

There's nothing more exciting than a trip to the supermarket.  Apparently.  This is why hare Speed Hump will be marshalling the Burnie Hash shoppers in the personal aisle of the West Park Grove supermarket for a 5pm trolley stroll.  Oh great, it isn't even a real supermarket, just a glorified corner store!

Bring a hat, mug $10.00 for food and bucket, but leave the Frequent Shoppers Card at home because IT'S NOT A REAL SUPERMARKET.  Bring extra cash to bankrupt Phay Ray's dwindling quality *cough* raffle prizes while GonZo still has control.

Next week's hare will no doubt want to start from the car wash at the BP petrol station, followed the week after by trail from the cut price hairdressers.  I don't know how you Burnie hashers can stand the constant excitement.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
Sunday December 19 - Burnie H3 Christmas r*n
Monday December 20 - Devonport H3 Christmas run
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1077 Oct 24th—Speed Hump
1078 Oct 31st—Giggles & Boomboom
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA

Saturday, 16 October 2010

HHH Hash Trash 16 October 2010

¡Ay, caramba! The hombres at Burnie Hash are muy loco!

On Sunday they have to run like Speedy Gonzales for 10km, so how do they prepare? They head out the day before to run over muddy hills and down slippery valleys, then spend the night feasting on chili and drinking tequila!

Perhaps it's not so loco - I know something like that gives me the runs!

The cattle truck leaves from los rancho Ringo and Dini (448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie) at 2pm sharp. Cost is mucho pesos, but where else can you whack your piƱata in public?
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at
Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten

On! On!
Grizzly

Saturday, 9 October 2010

Global Harriettes R*nning at Leith

This Sunday 10.10.10 Burnie Hash dons the frocks and lipstick to celebrate Global Harriettes' Day.
It's a "girls only" outing set by the lovely Ratchette, which minces off at 5pm from the Leith Reserve(over the river from Turners Beach).
Rumour has it that the on on will be at the nearby Forth Pub, but you know how women change their minds...
Bring hat, purse, hankie, clean underwear, money for raffle and ?pub meal.
On! On! Dini

Friday, 17 September 2010

HHH Hash Trash 17 September 2010

What does any self-respecting NW hash club do after a week of
Arctic-like conditions? Escape to the west coast!

GonZo and Chunder's HOFT to East Pillinger, south of Queenstown,
starts with bacon and egg Mc-something at 7am so that the ecological
footprint of Burnie Hash can be lessened.

Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, lunch, drinks and EPERB.

One more thing - don't eat yellow snow.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
† Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at
Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ 31 Wilmot St, Port Sorell
R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten

On! On!
Grizzly

Friday, 10 September 2010

HHH Hash Trash 10 September 2010

Strewth - it's good to be shy of that shonky froggie stuff and back to some good ol' Aussie hashing, and there's nothing that speaks to me more about hashing in Oz than a run set by a Pom in a Dutch park.

There's sure to be some bratwurst and saki there, just to give it that authentic Aussie bush feel. Makes you feel proud to be Asian.

On! gets called at 3pm, which seems a waste of a good afternoon, but there you go. Bring a turban, stein, non-racist joke (Dini!) and EUR7.24 for makan and grappa; bring extra for raffle (you may win something exotic, like an imported packet of Tim Tams).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
† Monday October XX - H4 2100th at Huon Valley (Spoof's changed his
mind about the date - a bit like changing the course of the Titanic -
stay tuned)
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
† Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
† Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party
at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1070 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ Hiscutt Park
† R*n 1071 - Saturday 18/09/2010 - Chunder and GonZo @ HOFT to East
Pillinger (South of Queenstown)
R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!
Grizzly

Friday, 3 September 2010

HHH Hash Trash 03 September 2010

Bon jour, mon amis.  Zis wick zee Burnie 'Ash 'Arz 'Arriers are joining zee dickheads at DH3 by mocking zee grande traditions of le Tour and talking in outrageous French accents while walking, running, cycling or riding around Ulverstone in zee yellow jerseys.  Sacre bleu!

Le Tour de Pisse, she eez starting this Saturday at une, 'ow you say, 1pm from le chateau du Crow, Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone. Tres excitemont!

Le cost iz 198 francs, or in zee currency Australie, $50, which will get you a baguette, some frommage and enough burgundy to make your mouth feel like you've been licking an orses' arrz.

For more information, contactes vu Monsieur Flasheur at flasher@dhash.com or look at zee pitiful effort at zee web blog http://www.dhhh.blogspot.com/.

Bon appetite!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1069 - 04/09/2010 - DH3 le Tour
R*n 1070 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1071 - 19/09/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten

On! On!
Grizzly