Monday, 17 June 2013

Next Sunday is a "Sooper Dooper Extra Large" Full Moon so Burnie Hash asked the "Grand Loon" himself to set trail!! This will commence at 5.30pm from the waterfall on Marine Terrace Burnie (near The Beach Hotel). Understudy B*stard will lurk about by the waterfall until 6.30pm when LoonRhashers will meet for a stroll to The Beach Hotel to mix and mingle with BH3 and have a meal. Mooning the SDEL Moon will follow later.

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Sunday 16th June 2013.

Here we are again... At last...next Sunday 16th June we will be running from Parklands School,Upper Burnie at 3.30pm. The On-on will be at The Ringo Recovery Ranch for Fling injured Hashers!!!!

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Burnie HHH Feb 10th at Riana

This week's r*n will be set by Dint from the Pioneer Park camp ground, just south of the township of Riana.
Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 plus raffle money.
Sunday February 10th, 5.30 pm.
On! On!

Thursday, 31 January 2013

Burnie HHH Feb 3rd @ Wivenhoe

This week Burnie R*n returns home from the wilds of the Far East, and the r*n is being set by Yours Truly from the Burnie Farmer's Market gate at Wivenhoe showground.  Sunday February 3rd, 5.30pm.  Wear a hat, bring mug, joke, friend, piece of wood, $10, plus raffle change to win astonishing treasures from Sword Swallower's post-renovation clean-up.

On the following evening at 6.30 pm, our nearest and queerest neighbours, D*ckhead Hash, are r*nning from the Ulverstone cricket club on River Road.
Hare Cheese will be celebrating a birthday, thus adding another ring to his trunk.  Makes a change from tattoos.

On! On!
Dini


Thursday, 17 January 2013

Burnie HHH January 20th Port Sorell

This week Burnie Hash joins the Cappy Hampers of Port Sorell.
Meet at the rotunda on the corner of East Esplanade and Meredith Street, or the approximate vicinity, and listen for the sound of Knickers talking and Ratchet being stoically silent.  It shouldn't be hard to find them.
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle money and a chair (maybe one of those white porcelain ones from last week's r*n - they look very comfortable)
Sunday January 20th, 5.30 pm.
You can also do the Coleslaw Outlaw's version of the same r*n the following night.  See the D*ckhead Hash blog for details.
On! On!  Dini

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Burnie HHH Sunday Jan 13th 2013

Living in rear blocks of Epsom Road (as does our Hare), one's thoughts must occasionally turn to matters of a fundamental nature.
Hare a la Derrière Speed Hump advises the pack this week that the theme for her r*n is "Bottoms".    Open to broad interpretation, this cheeky directive will have the pack arsking for answers and clenching its collective sphincter in antici....   pation...
Make a date for 20a Epsom Road, Penguin, this Sunday Jan 13th at 5.30 pm.  Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle money and whoopee cushion.
On! On!

Thursday, 3 January 2013

The Sheila from ePenima

Not tall, not tan, not young or lovely, the Hare from ePenima goes walking....

This week's r*n is being set by Urang from Penima Road, Ridgley.  Travel to Ridgley township via Mount Road, turn right into West Mooreville Road.  Travel approximately 300 metres,  Penima Road is on your left.  Follow the road until you find signs, such as damp floopy pieces of cardboard with illegible writing, or a white Mercedes Benz with mud splashed up the sides, or indeed the hairy hare himself.

This Sunday, January 6th, 5.30pm.  Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 and raffle money.  Everyone excepting Speed Hump should also bring flour, in case there should be a celebratory occasion...

On! On!

Thursday, 27 December 2012

Burnie HHH Leftovers in the Shed r*n Dec 30th

This Sunday's r*n will be set by Dini from 120 Mount Street, Burnie.
Bring:  hat, mug, joke, friend (or relative), $10. Sunday December 30th, 5.30 pm.

If anyone has info on the next LoonRhasH r*n scheduled for tomorrow Friday 28th, can they please post on the blog or Farcebook pages.

On! On!

 

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Burnie HHH Christmas R*n

Calling All Santas!
Rinse out those Fat B*stard outfits and have them ready to wear again this coming Sunday December 23rd @ 5.30pm.  Meet at the Burnie Yacht Club car park.  Bring food to share, and a $10 wrapped gift - something you would like to receive, though the perverse guy in the red suit always makes sure you don't get to keep your own...
HoHoHo Hares Pucker Boy and Sword Swallower will be providing us with a festive dining experience by hunting down seagulls and deepfrying them on the beach, unless they can find a turkey.  I'll resist the temptation to put forward any names at this point.
If the hash monk fails to provide weather conducive to beachiness and turkiness, the On On will be removed to Seaview Avenue.
Merry Hashing Christmas!

On! On!