Friday, 28 January 2011

HHH Hash Trash 28 January 2011

As everyone busies themselves for ANH2011 (just an excuse for slackness from the On Sec and Web Wanker), Burnie Hash resumes it's 'normal' operations with a BUSH RUN!  Yay!  No asphalt, no choking car fumes, no doggie land-mines!

To get on trail, head to Ridgley, turn off to Guide Falls and continue past the Tewksbury turning. Carry on to the T junction of North Prospect Road and then turn right. Follow this road to the end and look for sign.

It's a 5:00pm start wit the On On back at the U-Ray abode.

Bring a hat, mug and $10 for food and bucket; bring chump change for the raffle.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† 1092 Feb 6th—LaLa
1093 Feb 13th—GonZo
1094 Feb 20th—Burnie Pre-Lube
Feb 27th No local r*n—we’re in Hobart
1095 Mar 6th—TBA
1096 Mar 13th—TBA

Friday, 14 January 2011

HHH Hash Trash 14 January 2011

Summer holidays in Australia often means caravanning - the art of removing half the contents of your home, shoving it into a tin box, towing the tin box fifty kilometres down the road and sitting back to enjoy the sunshine* while the 'little woman' (who may be a man, I'm not sexist ya know) has to do all the normal chores like cooking, washing and cleaning with twice the hassle normally associated with them.
* Can't remember what that means? Look it up!

Ratchet and Knickers enjoy caravanning, perhaps they can explain it to you this Sunday as you gather at the Port Sorell Caravan Park for a 5:00pm start.

Bring a hat, mug, chair, cordless vacuum cleaner and $10 for food and bucket; bring chump change for the raffle.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
January 22th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1089 Jan 16th—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
1090 Jan 22nd —High Noon Oatlands
1091 Jan 30th—Bastard
1092 Feb 6th—TBA
1093 Feb 13th—GonZo
1094 Feb 20th—Burnie Pre-Lube
Feb 27th No local r*n—we’re in Hobart
1095 Mar 6th—TBA
1096 Mar 13th—TBA

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Two Moons are twice the fun


Even though we are all Looning off to Oatlands to be Masterbakers on Jan 22nd, the Full Moon we love to crave is actually two days earlier.
Devoted Loonies may gather at a public house (Furners) in Ulverstone at 7pm on Thursday January 20th to join with Hare Lip Flasher for stroll, sips and sustenance before baring their buns under the silvery glow of the January moon.
According to written club lore (the ink is still drying), attendance at this moonwa*k or at Oatlands will count as a LoonRhasH r*n

Friday, 7 January 2011

HHH Hash Trash 07 January 2011

Hi-ho, hi-ho, a HOFTing we will go!

Chief dwarf Happy (last time I saw Dyke he was wearing a shirt proclaiming that he was gay - same thing) will be leading the Burnie Hash dwarves, Dopey, Dopey, Dopey, Dopey and Dopey ('cos you'd have to be dopey to follow Dyke anywhere!) on a day walk starting at Alma Bridge.

Meet at the Forth Pub at 10 am on Sunday 9 January - bring lunch and drinks, and money for Pub meal after.  Happy rates this outing as “easy-peasy”, around 13km in length and significantly flatter than Mount Roland.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
January 22th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1088 Jan 9th—Dyke HOFT @ Wilmot
1089 Jan 16th—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell

Friday, 24 December 2010

HHH Hash Trash 24 December 2010

In a short time, parents will set aside their normal reservations about a strange fat man wandering through their house in the middle of the night and enticing their children with gifts.  This will be followed by the ritual of cooking far much more than can be consumed within 24 hours, mid-afternoon sleep on any surface not occupied by a relative, and the festive season's equivalent of post-natal depression.

Never fear - hope comes on Sunday afternoon in the form of Dini's cold turkey run from the lone chook ranch.  Replace that festive funk with the smell of manure and dead animals!  Enticing!

On On will be called at 5:00pm, Bring your swimming/tubbing attire hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 and extra drinks for a big night
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† January 22th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—A Bit of This @ TBA
† 1088 Jan 9th—Dyke HOFT @ Wilmot?
† 1089 Jan 16th—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell

Friday, 17 December 2010

HHH Hash Trash 17 December 2010

Dear Santa

I don't really want much for Christmas.  A cricket team that can win would be nice, but I know that's a tall order.

I thought that you may be interested to hear news of your crack Santa Operations Group, which as been in training all year at your Burnie campus.  I'm pleased to report that some members have plumped up nicely for the occasion.  Some of the female members (it was your idea to be an equal-opportunity employer) have managed to grow a bit of a beard, but we'll have to rely on fake ones again.

The final test will be held this Sunday, starting at 5:00pm from Spotlight in Burnie.  The squad will be tested in their three-Hs (Ho Ho Hos) and undergo a rigourous stuffing with cake and sherry.  We'll have to re-think the carrots, though.

Hang on Santa - Johnson's just taken three wickets - you certainly work fast!

Dress festively and bring a plate of food to share and a wrapped gift of approx $5-$7value. Bring: Food, gift, Santa suit or similar, mug, joke, friend, raffle change and extra drinks for a big night...
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA

Thursday, 9 December 2010

HHH Hash Trash 10 December 2010


It's not a great time to be Australian, at least not when you have a Pom in your midst, and it doesn't come any more midst than the mobile postcode of this week's hare, A Bit of This.

Trail starts from the Paddington end of Guide Falls and the track should take a bit of spin.  Umpire will call 'game' at 5:00pm and tea will be taken in the Truly Memorial Pavilion at 448 West Mooreville Road.

Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change and box.

Over.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1084 Dec 12th—A Bit of This@ Burnie
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
† 1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
1087 Jan 2nd—TBA
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA

Thursday, 2 December 2010

HHH Hash Trash 3 December 2010

After attempted take overs of hashing territories in the far north and south, Burnie Hash has finally conceeded that there's no place like home, and GM Boom 'Dub-Ya' Boom has Blu-Tacked the 'Mission Acomplished' banner across the gateway to Burnie.  Yes, spelling isn't his strength.

Homecoming hare LaLa, having served a lengthy aprenticeship with a veteran hare who got lost in his own town, is setting forth from the former House of Hump, 120 Mount Street, Burnie, with the pack baying at her heels at 5:00pm.

Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa @ Burnie
† 1084 Dec 12th—A Bit of This@ Burnie
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—TBA
1087 Jan 2nd—TBA
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA

Friday, 19 November 2010

HHH Hash Trash 19 November 2010

Usually, mounting Roland is something left to the likes of Hamersely, Chardonnay or even the DickHead Hash, but this week Roland belongs to Burnie H3!

Dyke, who knows Roland like the back of his scrotum, is leading a hardly band of HOFTers out and possibly back, starting at Spreyton's big fruit d'jour at 10:00am.

Bring everything you might need for a day walk in Tasmania, plus money for a pub meal afterwards.

Assuming that you make it back.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n

Thursday, 11 November 2010

HHH Hash Trash 12 November 2010

1980.

The begining of a decade that was dominated by big hair and shoulder pads, then devolved further into the mullet.  While the rest of the world works hard to forget, one group wants us to remember.

Devonport Hash, begat from the heaving loins of Burnie H3, will be celebrating it's 30th anniversary with a galah event at the Spreyton Casino Complex (otherwise known as Trakka and Tinsel's place), Tarleton Rd, Spreyton.

As the doting single parent of this illegitimate child, Burnie Hash will be there to spike the drinks, vomit on the lawn and have lewd photos taken with Tinsel's extensive collection of garden gnomes.

Registration from 2pm, run starts at 3pm.  Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $20, raffle change, extra drinks.

'Normal' Burnie H3 Sunday servicing will not occur this week.  You'll just have to service yourself.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday November 12th—Herr Flick’s 50th Birthday @ Bellerive Yacht Club
November 13th, Saturday— Devonport Hash 30th Anniversary pyjama party @ Tracka’s place, Tarleton Road Spreyton. See flyer.
November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n