Friday 23 March 2007

HHH Burnie Hash Trash Mar 25

The 2006/07 Burnie Hash year draws to a close this week, and hare Grizzly has chosen the Penguin tip as the place to impress the Joint Masters with a Bolt Error of a r*n or to make a complete Cocque Cup.

The r*n starts at the daylight spending adjusted time of 4:30pm from Montgomery Road, Penguin (head up Ironcliffe Road and turn left about 1.3km past the Penguin Sports Centre). The on on will be at the former restaurant formerly known as Montys.

Bring a hat, mug, JOKE and $8 for food and bucket. Bring extra cash for a chance to rummage around in Grizzly’s sack.

AGPU and R*n 888

The Joint Masters - after weeks of deliberation, consultation and procrastination - have declared that this year’s Burnie HHH AGPU will have TWO themes… Country AND Western!

Yee and Haw (aka Ringo and Urang) will be presenting the Golden Gut-Arse Awards on Saturday 14th April 2007 from the Tumworth c*untry music hall (otherwise known as the shed at the back of King Kommunications, North Terrace, Burnie)

The evening starts with R*n 888 starting at 6:30 from the car park at the (country and) western end of (C*unt and) West Beach, followed by a nose bag and the Golden Gut-Arse awards ceremony

$25 will get you a three course meal, some grog*, a badge, (?)entertainment and the world-famous BH3 Anal Report

Money to Phay Ray or Dini by Sunday 1st April (that’s not an April Fool joke)

* hash bucket and some wine available - BYO drink of choice for a big night out

UP AND CUMMING…

Jun 23-24 - Devonport H3 Shortest Run Weekend @ Guildford (to be confirmed)
Jul 7 - Global Harriettes Run (07.07.07)
Jul 7 - Hobart Hash Ball
Aug 25-26 - Devonport H3 Tour de PisseMar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA


RECEDING HARELINE

R*n 886 - Sunday March 25 - Grizzly - Penguin
R*n 887 - Sunday April 1 - GonZo – Sisters Beach Beach (note change of venue)
No r*n Easter Sunday
R*n 888 - Saturday April 14 - Ringo and Urang - AGPU! - Burnie
R*n 889 - Apr 22 - Knickers - TBA
R*n 890 - Apr 29 - Dick Tayshun - TBA
R*n 891 - May 6 - Lone Arranger - TBA

On on
Grizzly

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