HHH Burnie Hash Trash Mar 31

A new hashing year dawns and first hare cab off the rank is the mistress of the brew and lover of T-shirts long and green, GonZo

The r*n starts at 4:30pm SHARP from the boat ramp at Sisters Beach (follow Irbys Road into Sisters Beach then turn left at Bridge Street, next right Kenelm Avenue then follow through to the end of Irby Boulevard). Proclamations by the incoming JMs aside, this is the last of the ‘summer r*ns’, with our regular starting time on resumption after the AGPU and Easter moving to the 3:30pm winter schedule.

Bring a hat, mug, JOKE, $8 for food and bucket, and a bucket for sand. Bring extra cash for a chance to fiddle with Grizzly’s ball bag. You may win a raffle prize, too

AGPU and R*n 888

The Joint Masters - after weeks of deliberation, consultation and procrastination - have declared that this year’s Burnie HHH AGPU will have TWO themes… Country AND Western!

Yee and Haw (aka Ringo and Urang) will be presenting the Golden Gut-Arse Awards on Saturday 14th April 2007 from the Tumworth c*untry music hall (otherwise known as the shed at the back of King Kommunications, North Terrace, Burnie)

The evening starts with R*n 888 starting at 6:30 from the car park at the (country and) western end of (C*unt and) West Beach, followed by a nose bag and the Golden Gut-Arse awards ceremony

$25 will get you a three course meal, some grog*, a badge, (?)entertainment and the world-famous BH3 Anal Report

Money to Phay Ray or Dini by Sunday 1st April (that’s not an April Fool joke)

* hash bucket and some wine available - BYO drink of choice for a big night out

UP AND CUMMING…

Jun 23-24 - Devonport H3 Shortest Run Weekend @ Guildford (to be confirmed)
Jul 7 - Global Harriettes Run (07.07.07)
Jul 7 - Hobart Hash Ball
Aug 25-26 - Devonport H3 Tour de Pisse
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA

RECEDING HARELINE

R*n 887 - Sunday April 1 - GonZo – Sisters Beach Beach (note change of venue)
No r*n Easter Sunday
R*n 888 - Saturday April 14 - Ringo and Urang - AGPU! - Burnie
R*n 889 - Apr 22 - Knickers - TBA
R*n 890 - Apr 29 - Dick Tayshun - TBA
R*n 891 - May 6 - Lone Arranger - TBA

On on
Grizzly